First Arrives Back In Bkk

[prefabs]

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Bangkok. The time here is 7pm, so please move your watch forward 6 hours and back 30 years

[dumball]

Oh my , you have opened the flood-gates , thanks for a bodloy good laugh 555 LOL

[phaethon]

"...on leaving the aircraft passengers are reminded to mind their head... No, really... Keep it down and weave left and right. Don't stop until you're back under cover, Especially you... yes YOU. The one who thought it was a good idea to fly in wearing a Manchester United shirt..."

[Chaimai]

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Bangkok. The time here is 7pm, so please move your watch forward 6 hours and back 30 years

[dave111223]

"Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to Bangkok the temperature is 30*, clear skies, with a high chance of flying urine and feces; an umbrella is advisable."

[MiG16]

was almost gonna close it,

but I think we can all use a laugh

sorry it needs to be moved though...

[taxexile]

hey you , farang , welcome bangkok.

want taxi hotel

i go now

you me pay 900b

you brother me .i like farang.england good no.1 ha ha ha. chensea good too much

thailand good .

now boxing too much.

taksin yes he good but go now.think no come back

here hotel

change no have.

farang ai sadt

hey you , farang , want taxi airport , i go now.

[thithi]

Please mind the gap between plane and platform

[wileycoyote]

Just enjoy being here !

[phaethon]

"Today's flight to Bangkok will take about 12 hours and we fully expect the captain to have sobered up by the time he has to land this thing..."

Edited December 4, 2008 by phaethon

[JUDAS]

On the day of the reopening of Suvarnabhumi airport a Thai Airways captain hammered his 'plane into the runway really hard. The airline has a policy which requires the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exit, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying Thai Airways." He had, in light of the bad landing, a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally evryone had gotten off except for this little old lady walking with a cane. She said, "Son, mind if I ask you a question?" "Why no Ma'am," said the pilot, "what is it?" The little old lady said, "Did we land or were we shot down?"

[Sarge]

"sawasdee khrap, this is the captain speaking, welcome to Thailand. Before you leave the airplane please watch the safety video slides we have prepared for you"