Are You Drunk Now?

[Jockstar]

This might be stupid. But who cares as i am drunk now. So i was thinking about a thread to write and came up with this. So as of this moment are you pissed? Or are you gonna be drunk soon?

[jackr]

I'm still reeling from the hang over of last nights' consumptions mate.

[Boon Mee]

Stone-cold sober and I feel great!

[Gazza]

Not drunk yet but I'm getting there. If I don't post again tonight then you'll know that I've achieved my objective.

Unless I PM you messages of 'I luv yer buddy'. (In which case just ignore me)

[Jockstar]

I'm still reeling from the hang over of last nights' consumptions mate.

I can say. I have no hangover now. Been drinking since i got up. But tomorrow is another day. Maybe have to drink again tommorow to get rid of the hangover.

[ProfessorFart]

I'm just starting now..........

[Jockstar]

Yes. pissed again. Maybe i got a drink problem. the problem is. I cant get enough.

[Jockstar]

This is a REALLY old thread. But the question still stands. Are you drunk now? My answer is YES!

[bkkmadness]

Just starting now. It's a cultured drink tonight though, as tring out the Japanese Ashati beer for the first time. Got 5 large bottles and a can of it in the fridge. The cans just to be downed to knock me out at the end of the 5 bottles, otherwise I be doing the late night 7/11 run in a few hours. lol

[penzman]

The wife's having gin. I'll settle for the orange juice only tonight. Lovely couple huh?

[Doctor John]

Yes I am feeling a bit pissed at the moment, cost me a fortune too, I hate Japan!

[Bizz]

If you want to let life slip you by so be it

Alcohol is a sedative hypnotic. It is a powerful drug available to virtually anyone who wants to try it. Buzzed: The straight facts about the most used and abused drugs from alcohol to ecstasy describes the effects of alcohol on the body:

About 20 percent of alcohol is absorbed through stomach, and most of the rest is absorbed through the small intestine. Alcohol molecules are carried through the bloodstream and come into contact with the cells of virtually all the organs. When someone drinks on an empty stomach, the blood absorbs the alcohol rapidly. The body also absorbs higher concentrations of alcohol, such as mixed drinks or shots, very quickly

Stone-cold sober and I feel great!

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same same

[bkkmadness]

If you want to let life slip you by so be it

Alcohol is a sedative hypnotic. It is a powerful drug available to virtually anyone who wants to try it. Buzzed: The straight facts about the most used and abused drugs from alcohol to ecstasy describes the effects of alcohol on the body:

About 20 percent of alcohol is absorbed through stomach, and most of the rest is absorbed through the small intestine. Alcohol molecules are carried through the bloodstream and come into contact with the cells of virtually all the organs. When someone drinks on an empty stomach, the blood absorbs the alcohol rapidly. The body also absorbs higher concentrations of alcohol, such as mixed drinks or shots, very quickly

Stone-cold sober and I feel great!

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same same

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As soon as those Dutch coffee shops make it over here I will give it up I promise.

[chuchok]

This is a  REALLY old thread. But the question still stands. Are you drunk now? My answer is YES!

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Jockstar, this is one of Fatter Than Harrys links.

Takes a while to load, but well worth the wait.

First Drink Of The Day

[Matts]

You only need two wheels to get high,or am I wrong???

[triplegee]

Get a life son....

[lional6]

I know every time I return to Thailand I can’t help myself to fall off the wagon. My father was an alcoholic and I saw what it did to him i.e. health problems and he died way too young. I do have respect for the dink plus my problem is I don’t drink beer, mostly vodka and whiskey but I did lose a few months once, drinking Mekong up country. So my answer is to be with someone that doesn’t dink. Is life boring being straight? No it’s life.

[lampard10]

This might be stupid. But who cares as i am drunk now. So i was thinking about a thread to write and came up with this. So as of this moment are you pissed? Or are you gonna be drunk soon?

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This sounds like a thread some drunken Scotsman might start

[jayenram]

This sounds like a thread some drunken Scotsman might start

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"Drunken Scotsman"? Isn't that tortology?

Like "thieving Scouser", "fat German", "sheep sh*gging Kiwi", "tight yorkie"?

[Jockstar]

This sounds like a thread some drunken Scotsman might start

"Drunken Scotsman"? Isn't that tortology?

Like "thieving Scouser", "fat German", "sheep sh*gging Kiwi", "tight yorkie"?

[Jai Dee]

Not drunk at present, but will be soon...

Golf this arvo... then :D

Xcuse my ignorance... but wot's "tortology"?

(us ockers aint to used to those big words!)

[jayenram]

Xcuse my ignorance... but wot's "tortology"?

(us ockers aint to used to those big words!) 

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Using superfluous words.

[lampard10]

Xcuse my ignorance... but wot's "tortology"?

(us ockers aint to used to those big words!)  

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Using superfluous words.

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wots superfluous