Manchester Police...

[kopite]

have today appealed for witnesses to come forward regarding a rape incident that occurred on saturday afternoon at Old Trafford. The victim a Mr Vidic was left needing 4 stitches to an ego wound, left by a suspected merseyside man about 6" 2 with distintive blond hair. In a related incident a scottish pensioner was in a state of shock after witnessing the attack. He has been left without the use of his voice and cannot control his bowel at the thought of getting knocked off his <deleted> perch by eleven men from the liverpool area. This is by no means a joke. These are the FACTS.

[spud1]

Being from the other side of the manc tracks,I really could'nt give a toss if they catch the culprit.However I wish you luck in your efforts to prevent a SIRtain gum chewing cantankerous old tw-t fulfilling his dreams at the theatre of nightmares.

[bkkjames]

Being from the other side of the manc tracks,I really could'nt give a toss if they catch the culprit.However I wish you luck in your efforts to prevent a SIRtain gum chewing cantankerous old tw-t fulfilling his dreams at the theatre of nightmares.

How's that Robhino working out for ya?

[jjp]

have today appealed for witnesses to come forward regarding a rape incident that occurred on saturday afternoon at Old Trafford. The victim a Mr Vidic was left needing 4 stitches to an ego wound, left by a suspected merseyside man about 6" 2 with distintive blond hair. In a related incident a scottish pensioner was in a state of shock after witnessing the attack. He has been left without the use of his voice and cannot control his bowel at the thought of getting knocked off his <deleted> perch by eleven men from the liverpool area. This is by no means a joke. These are the FACTS.

nothing new here then Kopite, scousers at it again

[JacknDanny]

have today appealed for witnesses to come forward regarding a rape incident that occurred on saturday afternoon at Old Trafford. The victim a Mr Vidic was left needing 4 stitches to an ego wound, left by a suspected merseyside man about 6" 2 with distintive blond hair. In a related incident a scottish pensioner was in a state of shock after witnessing the attack. He has been left without the use of his voice and cannot control his bowel at the thought of getting knocked off his <deleted> perch by eleven men from the liverpool area. This is by no means a joke. These are the FACTS.

There have already been several arrests made by GMP, following the embarrassing events at the weekend

Ronaldo, has been charged with impersonating a footballer in a public place

Van de Saar has been charged with Loitering with Intent

Anderson has been charged with distributing the ball without Due Care and Attention

Vidic has been charged with being Drunk and Incapable, whilst in a public place

Ferdinand has been charged with Possession of an Offensive face whilst in a public place

Giggs and Scholes were arrested for trying to gatecrash a public event, whilst being obviously over age and past it

[bkkjames]

have today appealed for witnesses to come forward regarding a rape incident that occurred on saturday afternoon at Old Trafford. The victim a Mr Vidic was left needing 4 stitches to an ego wound, left by a suspected merseyside man about 6" 2 with distintive blond hair. In a related incident a scottish pensioner was in a state of shock after witnessing the attack. He has been left without the use of his voice and cannot control his bowel at the thought of getting knocked off his <deleted> perch by eleven men from the liverpool area. This is by no means a joke. These are the FACTS.

There have already been several arrests made by GMP, following the embarrassing events at the weekend

Ronaldo, has been charged with impersonating a footballer in a public place

Van de Saar has been charged with Loitering with Intent

Anderson has been charged with distributing the ball without Due Care and Attention

Vidic has been charged with being Drunk and Incapable, whilst in a public place

Ferdinand has been charged with Possession of an Offensive face whilst in a public place

Giggs and Scholes were arrested for trying to gatecrash a public event, whilst being obviously over age and past it

Not bad for a City fan - hope you didn't hurt your lil brain coming up with these gems.

I know if must be sad for you guys idling mid/lower table and all, no FA cup, no Carling cup, no Champions League but still in Club Europa getting a lap dance, but really - tell me, after 90 million pound investment in players - how is your league position compared to last year?

[JacknDanny]

[quote n

Stop trying to hijack the thread. Go to the Man City thread if you want to comment on the Trials and Tribulations of footballs wealthiest club

This thread is about the criminal activities that took place at Old Trafford (thats about 100yds down Warwick Road, on the left hand side )

[StevieH]

(thats about 100yds down Warwick Road, on the left hand side )

and in the city of salford, not manchester.

[bkkjames]

[quote n

Stop trying to hijack the thread. Go to the Man City thread if you want to comment on the Trials and Tribulations of footballs wealthiest club

This thread is about the criminal activities that took place at Old Trafford (thats about 100yds down Warwick Road, on the left hand side )

Here, let me help you JD....this is what 90 million pounds gets you....

9 Man City 38 15 10 13 45 53 -8 55 (last year)

10 Man City 29 10 5 14 45 37 +8 35 (this year)

With 9 games left, if you win 7 and lose 2 you can beat last year's total. Hurry.

[JacknDanny]

[quote n

Stop trying to hijack the thread. Go to the Man City thread if you want to comment on the Trials and Tribulations of footballs wealthiest club

This thread is about the criminal activities that took place at Old Trafford (thats about 100yds down Warwick Road, on the left hand side )

Here, let me help you JD....this is what 90 million pounds gets you....

9 Man City 38 15 10 13 45 53 -8 55 (last year)

10 Man City 29 10 5 14 45 37 +8 35 (this year)

With 9 games left, if you win 7 and lose 2 you can beat last year's total. Hurry.

Wrong thread, daft lad

[bkkjames]

[quote n

Stop trying to hijack the thread. Go to the Man City thread if you want to comment on the Trials and Tribulations of footballs wealthiest club

This thread is about the criminal activities that took place at Old Trafford (thats about 100yds down Warwick Road, on the left hand side )

Here, let me help you JD....this is what 90 million pounds gets you....

9 Man City 38 15 10 13 45 53 -8 55 (last year)

10 Man City 29 10 5 14 45 37 +8 35 (this year)

With 9 games left, if you win 7 and lose 2 you can beat last year's total. Hurry.

Wrong thread, daft lad

oh, i am sorry, thought this said Manchester at the top - I forgot that there is really only one team worth talking about from there - besides Bolton.

[JacknDanny]

oh, i am sorry, thought this said Manchester at the top - I forgot that there is really only one team worth talking about from there - besides Bolton.

Wrong again

Bolton is NOT in Manchester.

You need to get out more Jimmy Lad.

Have another go

[bkkjames]

oh, i am sorry, thought this said Manchester at the top - I forgot that there is really only one team worth talking about from there - besides Bolton.

Wrong again

Bolton is NOT in Manchester.

You need to get out more Jimmy Lad.

Have another go

sorry, i guess blackburn isnt either? By the way, my mrs is having a boy in may and i have been looking at getting him some UTD gear but was wondering about Robhino's jersey - do they make those in adult sizes as well? You see we have a 3 yr old neighbor who wears this dirty old rag of city t-shirt while he is playing with dogshit in his backyard and I was thinking about giving him an upgrade for Songkran.

[JacknDanny]

oh, i am sorry, thought this said Manchester at the top - I forgot that there is really only one team worth talking about from there - besides Bolton.

Wrong again

Bolton is NOT in Manchester.

You need to get out more Jimmy Lad.

Have another go

sorry, i guess blackburn isnt either? By the way, my mrs is having a boy in may and i have been looking at getting him some UTD gear but was wondering about Robhino's jersey - do they make those in adult sizes as well? You see we have a 3 yr old neighbor who wears this dirty old rag of city t-shirt while he is playing with dogshit in his backyard and I was thinking about giving him an upgrade for Songkran.

Strange neighbourhood that you live in James

Correct assumption that Blackburn is also NOT in Manchester.

You have a lot to learn about the English term Banter

Keep practising, you will get there eventually

[markg]

Geography and boundaries lesson !

Bolton IS in Greater Manchester. Don't believe me? Have a look at your council tax bill. You'll see a breakdown and some of your money goes to Greater Manchester Police. NOT Lancashire County Constabulary like it did over 30 years ago.

Bolton most definitely is in Greater Manchester.

Blackburn most definitely is NOT.

And Old Trafford football ground most definitely is NOT in Salford, nor has it ever been. Whilst Salford is a city, it is also a part of Greater Manchester. Again, check your council tax list. You pay your money to Greater Manchester Police.

If you want to be arsey like a city fan, then the City of Manchester is actually quite small. It contains districts such as Ancoats, Miles Platting, Bradford, Moss Side, Withington, Northenden, Northern Moor, Blackley, Harpurhey, Baguely, Wythenshaw etc etc

So, Old Trafford, whilst being NEAR to Salford, is on the wrong side of the ship canal to be actually in Salford.

It's in Trafford, which has been part of greater Manchester since about 1971.

Back on topic.

There was a witness to the Vidic incident. A tubby fellow in black with a labrador was close by. Police are anxious to speak to the dog.

[JacknDanny]

Geography and boundaries lesson !

Bolton IS in Greater Manchester. Don't believe me? Have a look at your council tax bill. You'll see a breakdown and some of your money goes to Greater Manchester Police. NOT Lancashire County Constabulary like it did over 30 years ago.

Bolton most definitely is in Greater Manchester.

Blackburn most definitely is NOT.

And Old Trafford football ground most definitely is NOT in Salford, nor has it ever been. Whilst Salford is a city, it is also a part of Greater Manchester. Again, check your council tax list. You pay your money to Greater Manchester Police.

If you want to be arsey like a city fan, then the City of Manchester is actually quite small. It contains districts such as Ancoats, Miles Platting, Bradford, Moss Side, Withington, Northenden, Northern Moor, Blackley, Harpurhey, Baguely, Wythenshaw etc etc

So, Old Trafford, whilst being NEAR to Salford, is on the wrong side of the ship canal to be actually in Salford.

It's in Trafford, which has been part of greater Manchester since about 1971.

Back on topic.

There was a witness to the Vidic incident. A tubby fellow in black with a labrador was close by. Police are anxious to speak to the dog.

Being Arsey and correct!!

Bolton is NOT in Manchester. Historically, it has always been Lancashire. Ask anyone from Bolton.

Admittedly when the boundaries were moved and Gtr Manchester was formed, it fell into the boundaries. Greater Manchester Police are responsible for the area, but nobody would class Bolton as being in Manchester

I would agree with your synopsis on Salford, though if you check, it was another poster who made that claim, although I think he was having a laugh

Finally, if you are honestly saying that the Vidic incident was unjust/wrong/unfair/ . That is the difference between us Blues and you Reds. We are realists, who acknowledge the truth. You guys are obviously watching games through glasses that are tinted so red, you cant make out what you are seeing, so denial is the best form of defence. Defence being a sore point for you boys right now

[bkkjames]

Geography and boundaries lesson !

Bolton IS in Greater Manchester. Don't believe me? Have a look at your council tax bill. You'll see a breakdown and some of your money goes to Greater Manchester Police. NOT Lancashire County Constabulary like it did over 30 years ago.

Bolton most definitely is in Greater Manchester.

Blackburn most definitely is NOT.

And Old Trafford football ground most definitely is NOT in Salford, nor has it ever been. Whilst Salford is a city, it is also a part of Greater Manchester. Again, check your council tax list. You pay your money to Greater Manchester Police.

If you want to be arsey like a city fan, then the City of Manchester is actually quite small. It contains districts such as Ancoats, Miles Platting, Bradford, Moss Side, Withington, Northenden, Northern Moor, Blackley, Harpurhey, Baguely, Wythenshaw etc etc

So, Old Trafford, whilst being NEAR to Salford, is on the wrong side of the ship canal to be actually in Salford.

It's in Trafford, which has been part of greater Manchester since about 1971.

Back on topic.

There was a witness to the Vidic incident. A tubby fellow in black with a labrador was close by. Police are anxious to speak to the dog.

Being Arsey and correct!!

Bolton is NOT in Manchester. Historically, it has always been Lancashire. Ask anyone from Bolton.

Admittedly when the boundaries were moved and Gtr Manchester was formed, it fell into the boundaries. Greater Manchester Police are responsible for the area, but nobody would class Bolton as being in Manchester

I would agree with your synopsis on Salford, though if you check, it was another poster who made that claim, although I think he was having a laugh :jerk:

Finally, if you are honestly saying that the Vidic incident was unjust/wrong/unfair/ . That is the difference between us Blues and you Reds. We are realists, who acknowledge the truth. You guys are obviously watching games through glasses that are tinted so red, you cant make out what you are seeing, so denial is the best form of defence. Defence being a sore point for you boys right now

Glad to see the geography lesson has cleared itself up. As for being realists - how real does it feel to be back in your similar annual table position? look at this way, a couple months ago you were nearly in the relegation zone...things are looking up at the Eastlands.

The only question remains - who will take a bigger hit LP in the RK sale or you misfits when you try to offload thumbsucker to Chelsea? I know I know, you are the richest club so it doesn't matter.

[StevieH]

trafford is in cheshire.

[spud1]

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oh, i am sorry, thought this said Manchester at the top - I forgot that there is really only one team worth talking about from there - besides Bolton.

Another cockney red who's never visited Manchester.Try reading your A-Z more carefully.

[bkkjames]

Another cockney red who's never visited Manchester.Try reading your A-Z more carefully.

wrong - but then again with 61 posts - is this all you have to contribute to the football thread mate?

[redscouse]

seems a certain out of towner is getting a little hot under the collar

But I am happy to clear up the geography, Bolton is not in manchester, manchester is a city, greater manchester is a county, Bolton is in the county, not in the city, so is wigan, oldham, stockport, Bury.

Blackburn however is in Lancashire and always has been and has no connection with Greater Manchester.

Next you will be telling people that St. Helens and Southport are in Liverpool

[MSingh]

seems a certain out of towner is getting a little hot under the collar

But I am happy to clear up the geography, Bolton is not in manchester, manchester is a city, greater manchester is a county, Bolton is in the county, not in the city, so is wigan, oldham, stockport, Bury.

Blackburn however is in Lancashire and always has been and has no connection with Greater Manchester.

Next you will be telling people that St. Helens and Southport are in Liverpool

So where does Surrey come into all this ??

[redscouse]

seems a certain out of towner is getting a little hot under the collar

But I am happy to clear up the geography, Bolton is not in manchester, manchester is a city, greater manchester is a county, Bolton is in the county, not in the city, so is wigan, oldham, stockport, Bury.

Blackburn however is in Lancashire and always has been and has no connection with Greater Manchester.

Next you will be telling people that St. Helens and Southport are in Liverpool

So where does Surrey come into all this ??

Thats where most manure fans head to after the game as they live there, hence the stadium emptying early to avoid the traffic jams on the M6, it's a shame they had all left early and missed dossenas chip. If the the little grease ball trippy uppy rent boy had done that we would be hearing about it for weeks. I hear aurellio will have pockets in his shorts in future so he can keep ronaldo in there

after the game ferguson was red faced, not with shame and anger, he just always looks like that with barney the dinosaurs purple nose

[redscouse]

[redscouse]

maybe they couldn't see us in our grey kit

remember that excuse old purple nose came up when southampton drubbed them at the dell

[bkkjames]

It was simply a case of Stevie seeing his reflection in the glass - mistakenly thought it was a mirror.

[redscouse]

well a few of the surrey day trippers in the background seem to like him judging by them taking his pic, to be honest if I was as good as him I would love myself as well

[bkkjames]

well a few of the surrey day trippers in the background seem to like him judging by them taking his pic, to be honest if I was as good as him I would love myself as well

I wonder if he realised they showed the game live at LP municiple corrections institute. No doubt a few of his future mates imagined ol SG kissing them.

[StevieH]

well a few of the surrey day trippers in the background seem to like him judging by them taking his pic, to be honest if I was as good as him I would love myself as well

just baffling that is. if someone in the kop took a photo of gary neville celebrating at anfield i'd expect them to get a slap around the head.

[Devil]

well a few of the surrey day trippers in the background seem to like him judging by them taking his pic, to be honest if I was as good as him I would love myself as well

just baffling that is. if someone in the kop took a photo of gary neville celebrating at anfield i'd expect them to get a slap around the head.

Exactly, mind boggling.