Do you write the odd online column and see yourself as a Journalist or serious writer?

Can you play records and think you're Thailand's answer to Dave Lee Travis?

Do you use these titles in a vain attempt to cover up your own short comings whist trying to highlight everyone elses in various online forums?

Do you have a massive problem with the status of other expats?

If you can answer 'yes' to all of the above, perhaps its time for a spell of 'hometime' before the plot is lost completely!

Do you write the odd online column and see yourself as a Journalist or serious writer?

Can you play records and think you're Thailand's answer to Dave Lee Travis?

Do you use these titles in a vain attempt to cover up your own short comings whist trying to highlight everyone elses in various online forums?

Do you have a massive problem with the status of other expats?

If you can answer 'yes' to all of the above, perhaps its time for a spell of 'hometime' before the plot is lost completely!

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I wonder who this topic was based on

I wonder too......

       

I wonder too......

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can't think of anyone really

I think I know who it is.....

it's that guy who hates teachers but hangs around teacher forums. You know...the same guy that hates seeing farangs using those little green buses but uses them himself to carry around 5 million baht and then leaves it on the bus.

The same guy that hates the cheapness of backpackers but reads David Beckham's biography one chapter at a time in the bookshop cos he's to cheap to buy the actual book.

Although I could be wrong.

Hehe

I think I know who it is.....

it's that guy who hates teachers but hangs around teacher forums. You know...the same guy that hates seeing farangs using those little green buses but uses them himself to carry around 5 million baht and then leaves it on the bus.

The same guy that hates the cheapness of backpackers but reads David Beckham's biography one chapter at a time in the bookshop cos he's to cheap to buy the actual book.

Although I could be wrong.

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Jeez, he sounds like a right a-hole

I think I know who it is.....

it's that guy who hates teachers but hangs around teacher forums. You know...the same guy that hates seeing farangs using those little green buses but uses them himself to carry around 5 million baht and then leaves it on the bus.

The same guy that hates the cheapness of backpackers but reads David Beckham's biography one chapter at a time in the bookshop cos he's to cheap to buy the actual book.

Although I could be wrong.

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I didn't know who you meant until Gazza spelled it out

Hehe 

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Is it a certain member who has a family member who works for me??????

Are you considerably sadder than most?

Wonderful quote.Why don't you request his current playlist?

Does he have several student TGF's all to himself?

Possibly hates Pattaya maybe???

I wonder if he has 'Green Door' by Shakin' Stevens in his collection?

The only symptom I have is that if I had 3 uni girls, I'd continually remind all of you about it.

3 uni girls

3

1, 2, 33333333333333333 of em

Do you think I can move up in society or get a better job if I get 4 uni girls instead of just 3? Would I really be a better man than dj Pat or just in status? Would it mean I have more money or less?

Do you think I can move up in society or get a better job if I get 4 uni girls instead of just 3?  Would I really be a better man than dj Pat or just in status?  Would it mean I have more money or less? 

you also need to be able to gossip about ''çelebrities " at the parties you frequent.

and the ability to adopt that high moral stance that is based on your wealth of life experience, can be seen as a definate advantage.

Has anyone ever met the famous DJ? I get the impression the he starts his posts just to wind people up and likes to be the centre of attention...

You guys are worse than a bunch of catty school girls. Give the &lt;deleted&gt; a break.

You guys are worse than a bunch of catty school girls.  Give the &lt;deleted&gt; a break.

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Thai Visa Quote of the day

He is loving every minute of it because he is the most sincere troll there ever was.

"Is it colour?", I cut in sarcastically, thinking I'd just been transported back to 1965.

A rapier wit

Has anyone ever met the famous DJ? I get the impression the he starts his posts just to wind people up and likes to be the centre of attention...

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I've had beers and grub with the good DJ Pat. Quite a fine fellow too. Funny that he can twist your tails so easily.

that's why i don't bother replying to his crap

Nobody makes a monkey out of DJ Pat.

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I can't help but agree with most of what he says.....but dislike his taste of music. In saying that I am not going to join his or anyone's fan club.

I wonder if he has 'Green Door' by Shakin' Stevens in his collection?

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I actually prefer 'oh julie', "woawhoa julie, say you love me truly"

Has anyone ever met the famous DJ? I get the impression the he starts his posts just to wind people up and likes to be the centre of attention...

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I've met him, I was talking with his uncle the other night.

Where are you Pat?

Love this thread, anyone who thinks it's cool being a DJ deserves all he gets.

I have just been on other forums where there have been posters who just say things to get a reaction (definition of a troll?) but dont really believe them. I wonder if DJ pat really believes everything he posts? With all the negative posts he just seems down on quite a few things...

Do you write the odd online column and see yourself as a Journalist or serious writer? 

I don't see myself as a serious of either, but I do enjoy whacking up the odd thing here and there and being 50% honest.Having a lot of time on your hands results in lots of half arsed drivel being written I'll admit.

Can you play records and think you're Thailand's answer to Dave Lee Travis?

Yes I can I swear! try the Diplomat Bar this saturday night at the Conrad.. Dunno about the DLT bit though..

Do you use these titles in a vain attempt to cover up your own short comings whist trying to highlight everyone elses in various online forums?

What shortcomings are they then? Insecurity? Miserablism? Do they hurt? Are they true? Is anybody jealous? I doubt it.

Do you have a massive problem with the status of other expats?

Couldn't care less.

If you can answer 'yes' to all of the above, perhaps its time for a spell

I can't do that!!

It's nice to rock the boat occaionally.