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They crazy S.O.B. is right!!! Where I work, they are EVERYWHERE!!! I work in the Middle-East and they are everywhere. You can see all their broken shattered brethren in dumpsters all over the base. All the same color, all the same design. They break all the time, but they never seem to get smaller in number!!!! It is like they never truly die. Holy jeez, it IS a conspiracy!!!!!!!!!!

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you really ought to cut back on the lysergic acid diethylamide

or maybe to many episodes of doctor who

I have four outside. And a table. Actually 3 are outside and one is inside. I thought they were all outside. Strange two are inside now. I don't think I'd better blink.

The Angels Have The Phone Box :)

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When i first saw the Title, i was thinking more along the lines of GF & MiL following falang to an ATM.

555, me too, but my warped mind was thinking "twins" :):D :D

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A chair can not walk, IMO

What you are talking about?

What are YOU talking about?! You must be on of their lackeys, protecting them when they are unable to protect themselves..... :)

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A chair can not walk, IMO

What you are talking about?

If they can't walk, explain their movements, do they use their arms? As you are no doubt aware there are armchairs which can be 'armless.

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haha There is NO movements.

I've bin staring at my chair which is the middle of the room since this noon... it would move to the table if it can

BUt IT CAN NOT!

Posted
haha There is NO movements.

I've bin staring at my chair which is the middle of the room since this noon... it would move to the table if it can

BUt IT CAN NOT!

Never say never.

Moving Chair

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haha There is NO movements.

I've bin staring at my chair which is the middle of the room since this noon... it would move to the table if it can

BUt IT CAN NOT!

They don't do anything when you are watcing, good god man! They are not fools. It is when you are not looking, not expecting, you have grown weary of watching them when they "make their move". It may take days, weeks, months...but it WILL make its move...

Posted
haha There is NO movements.

I've bin staring at my chair which is the middle of the room since this noon... it would move to the table if it can

BUt IT CAN NOT!

Never say never.

Moving Chair

Mark my words, one day, all the leaders of the world will be seen sitting on one of them...gone is the elaborate oak chair, replaced my the nameless white chair...

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I used to have six of the darn things piled up in a corner. Then i moved house and all of a sudden there were 10!!

Finally offloaded them to a friend who said he would take good care of them.

Now I have 8 of their little wooden cousins...

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