Maigo6 Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 1. Buy her a brand new Honda Jazz ? 2, Buy her a second hand Honda Jazz ? 3. Smash her in the teeth with a croquet mallet ? You have 20 seconds to answer............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surayu Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 just call her a taxi, sometime i don't really understand why the language should be a barrier between us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tilokarat Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 The third option is, perhaps, somewhat extreme; however, one can see that it is imbued with the best of intentions. The first two choices are obviously out of the question so this creates a dilemma. Fortunately, Yamaha has solved the crisis with a good solution. One can purchase a pink scooter for her with Hello Kitty on the front fender. This is an excellent compromise and will leave all parties satisfied, if not totally happy, and unbruised with remaining teeth intact. She's going to love you forever now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klons Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 1. Buy her a brand new Honda Jazz ?2, Buy her a second hand Honda Jazz ? 3. Smash her in the teeth with a croquet mallet ? You have 20 seconds to answer............ Do they sell croquet sets in Thailand? The cng Optra is on sale at a big discount this month. If she is afraid of exploding gas cylinders, she may not drive around too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jungian Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 That's to funny! I would buy her a BMW and listen to her complain how Euro cars are to expensive to repair and it's hard to find a place to repair them, Thais don't realize they don't break down on a regular basis like Honda's and Toyota's thus she may opt for that pink scooter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samran Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 tell her to get a job... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaimai Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 (edited) Why can't you just let her borrow one of yours ? (Don't let her have the keys to the Fortuner, though ) Edited May 27, 2009 by Chaimai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
callum06 Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Buy her a second hand piece of crap, if she doesn't smash it up within 6 months buy her a new Honda Jazz Why a Jazz?? they are crap... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
remy1960 Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Why can't you just let her borrow one of yours ?(Don't let her have the keys to the Fortuner, though ) "Fortuner", how gross and boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNGLIFE Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Buy her a second hand piece of crap, if she doesn't smash it up within 6 months buy her a new Honda Jazz Co-Sign. My wife wanted (still wants) the same. I took her to the auction in Bangkok (the one near the Laos Embassy) with the intention of buying a Jazz, but those are pretty hot items. They were going for near-new prices. Nearing the end of the auction, I grabbed a solid SUV Fortuner 3.0 (well, I like it - heh!) for little more than half the going price for a Jazz. Several months later, I am still happy and she still wants a Jazz. I'm forking over all my money from work this year to her so we can finally get her "dream house". I'm happy with what we have and told her she could have one or the other, but not both. Man-up and TELL her how it is going to be! (ok, ok, ok...I know I will end up getting her the car too. *sigh* Who cares, she's worth it!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanook2me Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 People buy second hand cars here It doesn't look like that in most car parks full of new silver coloured Honda, Toyotas and the odd merc. I do see some great retro cars knocking about. ie classic VW Dubs - Austin Mini - Escort MK2 - Classic 70's Datsuns - classic american muscle cars (roof top car park jj mall) where are the auctions and auto trader magazines or are these reserved for motorbikes mainly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teacup Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 1. Buy her a brand new Honda Jazz ?2, Buy her a second hand Honda Jazz ? 3. Smash her in the teeth with a croquet mallet ? You have 20 seconds to answer............ wait wait...I need to call a FRIEND............................................(perhaps your wife?) then I still have ...2 more lifelines left be back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maigo6 Posted May 28, 2009 Author Share Posted May 28, 2009 The third option is, perhaps, somewhat extreme; however, one can see that it is imbued with the best of intentions.The first two choices are obviously out of the question so this creates a dilemma. Fortunately, Yamaha has solved the crisis with a good solution. One can purchase a pink scooter for her with Hello Kitty on the front fender. This is an excellent compromise and will leave all parties satisfied, if not totally happy, and unbruised with remaining teeth intact. She's going to love you forever now. No, I've already got motorcycles, Honda wave, Suzuki Step and a Honda Click.......... She has a Nissan Pick up, but it's very old. Younger sister is 21 this year and I think she would like a Honda Jazz too, and I can never say no to her.........so maybe I'll buy the younger sister a Honda Jazz and smash the missus in the teeth with the croquet mallet,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave2 Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 maigo6. any pics of the younger sister ? dave2 ..... : ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSnake Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Opt 2, second hand Honda Jazz, why? Insurance rate cheaper, with a new one you lose 50000 baht once you drive off the lot, give time to adjust to owning a car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carib Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Buy a new car for your wife.... Attach a croquet mallet to the upper side of the steering wheel..... She will crash the car, the mallet will knock out her teeth, and what is left of the car can be given to the younger sister as a second hand car. Everybody happy.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garyh Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 If you wake up with your old fellow sliced off then don't be surprised with your attitude! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanLaew Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 If you wake up with your old fellow sliced off then don't be surprised with your attitude! Aww, c'mon gary, just because it happened to you doesn't mean.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooseCannon Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Lash out & buy her a new car - on the condition she wears one of these..... win-win situation all-round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scorecard Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Give both your wife and her sister a new Jazz, with an offer to replace them every two years with new models. Perhaps also full time drivers, and two Issan girls to wash and polish the cars every morning and to travel in the cars to do the cleaning touch up (the feather duster routine) while the 'boss' is inside Lotus. Now that would be a status builder. And the drivers could focus on the nether regions of the wash and polish girl, and they could drink lots of Mekong every day to drown their sorrows when they are rejected. Happy families guaranteed! But wait a minute, now your wife will be suspicious as to why you are so generous to her sister. Now you really should protect your personal plumbing, especially when your asleep. You cant win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LAZYTERRY Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 1. Buy her a brand new Honda Jazz ?2, Buy her a second hand Honda Jazz ? 3. Smash her in the teeth with a croquet mallet ? You have 20 seconds to answer............ Funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heng Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 How's her driving? First car? Low HP and lots of steel all around. For my kids, their first cars are going to be 4 door trucks, and not until they finish college. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toybits Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Does she drive? I found that using public transport in Bangkok was better than driving. Sometimes on the way to the office, I wish I had dumped the car and opted to ride a bus. This happens when you are stuck in traffic just 5 meters from the Soi on which your office is located. Can't dump the car because it will be towed away. Can't get to the office because some jerk up the road has blocked traffic. GRRRR!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Livinginexile Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 1. Buy her a brand new Honda Jazz ?2, Buy her a second hand Honda Jazz ? 3. Smash her in the teeth with a croquet mallet ? You have 20 seconds to answer............ Just give her everything she asks for, everything! And then when she has everything she wants give her all your remaining property and money. Problem solved, you will then find yourself single again and you can start over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnC Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 forget the car, buy a new wife its cheaper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrry Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Just drived her to the nearest bar, point to it and say if you think you can do better go for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robblok Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 No, I've already got motorcycles, Honda wave, Suzuki Step and a Honda Click..........She has a Nissan Pick up, but it's very old. Younger sister is 21 this year and I think she would like a Honda Jazz too, and I can never say no to her.........so maybe I'll buy the younger sister a Honda Jazz and smash the missus in the teeth with the croquet mallet,, I think that is the most sensible thing you have said in your life.. Dump the missus go for her younger sister. *LOL* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdman Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Why can't you just let her borrow one of yours ?(Don't let her have the keys to the Fortuner, though ) "Fortuner", how gross and boring. t h e most popular car for wifes/gfs is a CRV, followed by a Civic. Check them out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonrakers Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Show her the movie "Christine" by Stephen King, and be sure to tell her that it was a true story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noahvail Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Why not replace her old pickup with a new Triton 4-door? It's a real chick truck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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