Numbers 7,9,11,13,15,16 and 18.

Which is the odd one out and why?

i met a man last night who reminded me of my dad

he said "Don't forget about your dad"

i can hear music coming out of the photocopier

the paper must be jammin' again

Edited July 20, 201214 yr by nurofiend

i recently got dumped by a girl who works in the local petrol station.

now every time i go past there i cant help but fill up.

what goes " ooooo "?

a cow with no lips

i always try to warn people about the dangers of phone sex.

you might get hearing aids

Edited July 20, 201214 yr by nurofiend

a man went to the hospital after a serious accident.

he shouted, "doctor, doctor, i can't feel my legs!"

the doctor replied, "i know you can't, i've cut your arms off".

i had a crazy dream last night that i weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.

i was like, 0mg!

i got a sat nav the other day and decided to try the celebrity voices.

currently I'm going with Bono.

not bad at all except the streets have no names.

Numbers 7,9,11,13,15,16 and 18.

Which is the odd one out and why?

and?

cos it's not a number.

i'm guessing i'm wrong!

or the one in 11?

it's hardly 16 is it? that wouldn't be really much of a riddle.

screw this

Edited July 21, 201214 yr by nurofiend

Numbers 7,9,11,13,15,16 and 18.

Which is the odd one out and why?

Assuming it's not a trick question as Nurofiend suggests,

fcuked if I know... maybe 16, because it's the only number neatly divisible by 4? or because it's the only one which can be neatly converted to hexadecimal? or binary (2^4)?

What's your answer Thaddeus?

Sent from my... ahhh who gives a s#1t

Edited July 21, 201214 yr by warfie

How can you tell if a politician is lying ?

Thier lips are moving.

Q: Who is the most popular man in a nudist camp?

A: The one who can carry two cups of coffee and 12 donuts.

Greetings from over the Silver Sea

Numbers 7,9,11,13,15,16 and 18.

Which is the odd one out and why?

Assuming it's not a trick question as Nurofiend suggests,

fcuked if I know... maybe 16, because it's the only number neatly divisible by 4? or because it's the only one which can be neatly converted to hexadecimal? or binary (2^4)?

What's your answer Thaddeus?

Sent from my... ahhh who gives a s#1t

It's 18, all the others come with fried rice.

Q: Who is the most popular man in a nudist camp?

A: The one who can carry two cups of coffee and 12 donuts.

Greetings from over the Silver Sea

Who's the most popular girl?

The one that can eat the last doughnut.

Numbers 7,9,11,13,15,16 and 18.

Which is the odd one out and why?

Assuming it's not a trick question as Nurofiend suggests,

fcuked if I know... maybe 16, because it's the only number neatly divisible by 4? or because it's the only one which can be neatly converted to hexadecimal? or binary (2^4)?

What's your answer Thaddeus?

Sent from my... ahhh who gives a s#1t

It's 18, all the others come with fried rice.

You'd best avoid TV parties in Chiang Mai! (where's the 'kicking the crap out of someone' emo?)

Sent from my... ahhh who gives a s#1t

Edited July 21, 201214 yr by warfie

Q: How do you get a fat bird into bed?

A: Piece of cake

Greetings from over the Silver Sea

i always try to warn people about the dangers of phone sex.

you might get hearing aids

You should aslo warn them about the dangers of wiping their arse with newspaper.

They might get ads.

(where's my coat?)

A man goes to the Doctors, complaining about an itch and pains in his genital area.

The Doctor tells him to drop his trousers, and underwear, and then examines the affected area.

"Oh dear", says the Doctor, "I'm sorry to tell you that you've got GASH".

"I should explain, GASH is short for Gonorrhea, Aids, Syphillis, and Herpes, I'm afraid you've got them all"

"Oh my God", says the patient, "is there a cure?"

"Well", says the Doctor, "We'll have to put you in quarantine, and feed you Ryvita,and Kraft cheese slices"

"That's the cure?" says the astonished patient.

"No, it's the only food that will slide under the door".

Two flies on Kojak's head.

1st fly: "Smile!"

2nd fly: "Why?"

1st fly: "We're on Telly."

Two flies on Kojak's head.

1st fly: "Smile!"

2nd fly: "Why?"

1st fly: "We're on Telly."

oh dear...

Took my sick horse to the horsepitle yesterday.

They called today and said it was in a stable condition.

Dear Mum,

You will be happy to know that I have broken up with John, I know you weren't happy about him being 28 years older than me and you were not happy about his background.

I have met a nice guy, John, who is also english and the same age as me.

We will be flying back to UK next week and we can all meet.

Photo att

Amy

A cowboy goes into a car showroom in Germany, and says: "Audi."

Q: How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two: one to change the bulb, and one to hold the p***s ... oops! I mean ladder.

Psychoanalysis is about saying one thing and meaning your mother.