5 hours ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

Go easy on the poor guy !

His girlfriend just gave him the elbow !!

That joke was otterocious.

On 29 mai 2012 at 10:00 PM, overherebc said:

OK may get deleted but,

Two tramps sitting on a park bench, one turns to the other and says, Have you sh-t yourself ?

Second one replies, yes

First one says, it stinks why don't you clean youself up in the duck pond.

Second one replies, I will do when I've finished

A couple (a man and a woman) of tramps sitting on a park bench, the woman puts her hands into the man's pants and says oh darling you're so strong!

man replies no, I'm just sh-ting

New trendy men's outfitters opens in Pattaya and doing very well.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

7 hours ago, transam said:

New trendy men's outfitters opens in Pattaya and doing very well.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Who gave permission for my photo to be taken and published?

And I thought us Scots only got "legless" when drunk, but then as I can see above we can instead/also loose the "Heid" (head) very easily when drunk and "foo" (full) of the "amber nectar" (whiskey etc!).

 

 

On ‎7‎/‎26‎/‎2018 at 11:21 PM, chickenslegs said:

That joke was otterocious.

You really are trawling the depths now.  In fact it is nearly as bad as my worst(BEST) ones!!!?

 

10 minutes ago, riceyummm said:

Where is the "enormous penis"?  It looks a bit on the small side if you ask me (or the girlfriend)!

I was asked by my last girlfriend what I look for in a relationship.
Apparently “a way out' Wasn't the right answer.

Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
 A. It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy. 

 

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using Flight Simulator on the computer?
 A: The joystick is wet. 

 

A man gets on a elevator with an attractive woman. The doors close and it starts to move.

The man looks at the woman and asks "Can I smell your bum?"

The woman screams "NO! Of course not!" 

He replies "Well then, it must be your feet causing that stench." 

 

The wife comes home early and finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady! "You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do this to me, the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this house; I want a divorce!"

 The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen to what happened."

 "Hm! I don't know... Well, it'll be the last thing I will hear from you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig!"

 The husband begins to tell his story . . . "While driving home this young lady asks for a ride. . I noticed that she was very thin, not well-dressed, and very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days.  I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain weight.  Since she was very dirty she asked to take a shower. Her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away and I gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can no longer wear because they are too tight on you. I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary, the one you don't wear because I don't have good taste. I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas, the one you refuse to wear just to bother my sister; and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair." 
"The young woman was very grateful to me and as I walked her to the door, she turned around, and with tears coming out of her eyes, she asks me:

 

 

 "Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use?" 

9 minutes ago, riceyummm said:

If you bang it does it sue?

51 minutes ago, riceyummm said:

So that is what the "insert" key does!

2 minutes ago, riceyummm said:

I bet he felt a right donkey (or two)!

19 minutes ago, riceyummm said:

I prefer the brown and white wrapper they normally come with.  What did you do with it?