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On 29 mai 2012 at 10:00 PM, overherebc said:

OK may get deleted but,

Two tramps sitting on a park bench, one turns to the other and says, Have you sh-t yourself ?

Second one replies, yes

First one says, it stinks why don't you clean youself up in the duck pond.

Second one replies, I will do when I've finished

A couple (a man and a woman) of tramps sitting on a park bench, the woman puts her hands into the man's pants and says oh darling you're so strong!

man replies no, I'm just sh-ting

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7 hours ago, transam said:

New trendy men's outfitters opens in Pattaya and doing very well.....:thumbsup:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Who gave permission for my photo to be taken and published?

And I thought us Scots only got "legless" when drunk, but then as I can see above we can instead/also loose the "Heid" (head) very easily when drunk and "foo" (full) of the "amber nectar" (whiskey etc!).

 

 

Edited by scottiejohn
Translations for sasanachs added!
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On ‎7‎/‎26‎/‎2018 at 11:21 PM, chickenslegs said:

That joke was otterocious.

You really are trawling the depths now.  In fact it is nearly as bad as my worst(BEST) ones!!!?

 

Posted

I was asked by my last girlfriend what I look for in a relationship.
Apparently “a way out' Wasn't the right answer.


Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
 A. It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy. 

 

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using Flight Simulator on the computer?
 A: The joystick is wet. 

 

A man gets on a elevator with an attractive woman. The doors close and it starts to move.

The man looks at the woman and asks "Can I smell your bum?"

The woman screams "NO! Of course not!" 

He replies "Well then, it must be your feet causing that stench." 

 

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