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Worst Joke Ever

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9 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

But Granny you told me at my Bar mitzvah to uphold all aspects of my Scottish/Jewish faith and never insult someone by bearing unasked for gifts, it makes them feel like paupers you said!

 

PS;  I do have a blank will form for you to sign.

I tried to adapt it for your amusement and of course it is not easy to offend my friends north of the border plus I have to be careful how I tread as I have been accused of being foreigner unfriendly , if you know what I mean ?

53 minutes ago, radiochaser said:

That should not be funny.  

Yet, I laugh!

 

Yes but we all get highly charged sometimes when we are not fully grounded in the subject.

14 minutes ago, superal said:

I tried to adapt it for your amusement and of course it is not easy to offend my friends north of the border plus I have to be careful how I tread as I have been accused of being foreigner unfriendly , if you know what I mean ?

Mai Pen Rai!

You adapted it perfectly for me.  I am indeed flattered that you did so!

You cannot insult or upset a person or his race when he (me) does it to himself. 

Keep it coming, it is what this thread is meant to be all about.

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I assume there have been no recent posts on this forum since TV seems tied up in Embassy and Immigration retirement red tape! Here are a few thoughts to help us all along!

 

 

 

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On 10/11/2018 at 3:19 PM, scottiejohn said:

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Reminds me of my late step farther, he uses to say, "Never drink water, spoils the flavor of the whiskey."

Some good ones here,  many not so good.

9 minutes ago, how241 said:

Some good ones here,  many not so good.

The topic title is "worst" joke ever.

Bad jokes are on topic here.

:whistling:

25 minutes ago, chickenslegs said:

The topic title is "worst" joke ever.

Bad jokes are on topic here.

:whistling:

Yes I know but I am enjoying some of these 'bad'  jokes.  It's all good.

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"I only wish it was that," answered Dave, "but it's much worse.  “He got our 16-year-old baby sitter pregnant.”

“That’s impossible!” gasped the bartender.

“No, it’s not.” Said Dave. “The little shit stuck a pin in all my condoms.”

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