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superal Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 9 minutes ago, scottiejohn said: But Granny you told me at my Bar mitzvah to uphold all aspects of my Scottish/Jewish faith and never insult someone by bearing unasked for gifts, it makes them feel like paupers you said! PS; I do have a blank will form for you to sign. I tried to adapt it for your amusement and of course it is not easy to offend my friends north of the border plus I have to be careful how I tread as I have been accused of being foreigner unfriendly , if you know what I mean ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 53 minutes ago, radiochaser said: That should not be funny. Yet, I laugh! Yes but we all get highly charged sometimes when we are not fully grounded in the subject. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scottiejohn Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 14 minutes ago, superal said: I tried to adapt it for your amusement and of course it is not easy to offend my friends north of the border plus I have to be careful how I tread as I have been accused of being foreigner unfriendly , if you know what I mean ? Mai Pen Rai! You adapted it perfectly for me. I am indeed flattered that you did so! You cannot insult or upset a person or his race when he (me) does it to himself. Keep it coming, it is what this thread is meant to be all about. ???? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 (edited) I assume there have been no recent posts on this forum since TV seems tied up in Embassy and Immigration retirement red tape! Here are a few thoughts to help us all along! Edited October 14, 2018 by scottiejohn 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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kickstart Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 On 10/11/2018 at 3:19 PM, scottiejohn said: Reminds me of my late step farther, he uses to say, "Never drink water, spoils the flavor of the whiskey." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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how241 Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 Some good ones here, many not so good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenslegs Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 (edited) 9 minutes ago, how241 said: Some good ones here, many not so good. The topic title is "worst" joke ever. Bad jokes are on topic here. Edited October 15, 2018 by chickenslegs 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
how241 Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 25 minutes ago, chickenslegs said: The topic title is "worst" joke ever. Bad jokes are on topic here. Yes I know but I am enjoying some of these 'bad' jokes. It's all good. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post chickenslegs Posted October 18, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted October 18, 2018 Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis. After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem." The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table. "Gee, Mom," he exclaimed, "for me?" "Just take two," Brenda replied. "The rest are for your father." 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenslegs Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 Dave was staring sadly into his beer and sighed heavily. "What's up Dave?" asked the bartender. "It's not like you to be so down in the mouth." "It's my five-year-old son, Little Johnny" the man replied. "Don't tell me, he's in trouble for fighting in school? My boy's just the same. Forget about it; it happens to boys that age," said the bartender, sympathetically. "I only wish it was that," answered Dave, "but it's much worse. “He got our 16-year-old baby sitter pregnant.” “That’s impossible!” gasped the bartender. “No, it’s not.” Said Dave. “The little shit stuck a pin in all my condoms.” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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