Toys For My Gf

[swain]

Never had a problem nor have I heard of others having problems. If you are buying one or two this is not an issue. If you ship 15 they might think you are going for resale in Thailand. Many of these toys, like the magic wand can also be used to massage the back so who is to say what you are buying this for. Dont you see the ads for the vibs with the woman holding it to her neck. Yes sure thats what my wife uses them for.. a good neck massage. I am sure your girlfriend has neck pain as well. So you are covered.

The link below. Good store, good selection and of course its legal in the USA and they will ship to Thailand.

Good Vibrations or goodvibes.com

hey, a serious question,,, if these "toys' are not legal ,truely illegal items /goods in thailand ,not sold legally anywhere here...

then when shipped in Thai customs will conficate them every time, right?/ but the police will not come knocking at your door with the cuffs?will they>>

so it is not a good plan to ship this type of goods into thailand right?

[Finnish]

only slightly off topic......brought back some toys from Oz last month. They were picked up by the carry-on bag x-ray at Sydney airport. The inspector fished out a phallus-shaped vibrator from my bag, held it above his head for everyone to see and said "What's this ?". "Geez, I dunno mate. What do you think it is ?" I replied.

I had a similar experience in London a few years ago. I had packed a present for my then GF in my check in luggage and was picked out of the check in line for a random baggage check. A woman was also knabbed and we were both taken to xray machines wher ethe bags were inspected. My bag went through first, the stopped, then moved back on the bely and then forward again and then the guy called his mates over and were having a good laugh while looking not at me but the lady who was also there. They assumed the bag was hers...

Near the enterance to Patpong there is a guy with a stall and he charges an insane amount for a piece of plastic that shakes. It tought o haggle for an item like this on Silom road especially since everyone who walks by knows what you are getting. Most people just tell hime to shove it in a bag and give him the money, I told hime to F off and bought elsewhere. Easier to get a gun I reckon.

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[babuhavas]

try patpong,or china town many small stalls,i saw them many times

[tigerbeer]

OP: should u not be able to find the toys, the other alternative might be to try having sex with her

[Geekfreaklover]

I am sure if you ask around the night markets they can put you in the right direction.

If you are having problems then Viagra isn't that HARD to find in LOS.

Edited June 3, 2009 by Geekfreaklover

[MonsieurHulot]

I am sure if you ask around the night markets they can put you in the right direction.

If you are having problems then Viagra isn't that HARD to find in LOS.

Veni, veni, Viagra?

[cmjantje]

I am sure if you ask around the night markets they can put you in the right direction.

If you are having problems then Viagra isn't that HARD to find in LOS.

I prefer Cialis, imported from Canada.

But sometimes she wants to play with herself, what is wrong with that? Don't you?

[BEENTHEREDONETHAT]

No problem, have her sit on the dryer during the spin cycle!

[babuhavas]

just switch her cell pone on viberate mode.

and u keep calling her,problem solved.

btw nokia have strong viberation

[Mapguy]

This thread will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck cmjantje.

Neh.. I think the mod's think this is a better thread than talking about the Dukes!

My gf says for your answers.

Kraphom.

Actually the mods in charge of the CM forum are quite cool. They'll close the thread only when they are certain you've got the answer you were looking for.

I agree. It's a welcome change from the food threads.

Reason for edit: add a smiley.

Well, for those new to TV Chiang Mai, welcome to "Romper Room!"

At the risk of making UG faint from surprise, I would rather read thoughtful food threads!

/s/

School Lady

P.S. Very sorry to hear that such toys might be a necessary "aid" to so many!

[sassienie]

I purchased a set of battery jump leads and 1 litre of Honda 2 stroke motorbike oil as sex toys for my wife.

They’re the only things that get her going these days and even than, she requires 1 months notice.

Edited June 3, 2009 by sassienie

[Mapguy]

I purchased a set of battery jump leads and 1 litre of Honda 2 stroke motorbike oil as sex toys for my wife.

They're the only things that get her going these days and even than, she requires 1 months notice.

Sorry to hear that, old boy!

[elektrified]

I might be wrong but I believe that sex toys are illegal in Los.

They are sold on the streets all over Hat Yai, as well as porno DVD's, etc. I saw them.

isn't hat yai down south where they blow things up? not talking about rubber dolls...

is hai yai safe place to go and shopping ?

being lost in CM i do not know the south well.

It's been bomb free lately,right?

Hat Yai (Songkhla) is safe. Perhaps not Pattani, Yala, or Narathiwat, however. Hat Yai is a shopping haven for the Chinese that come up from Malaysia. They have great shopping there.

[BlackArtemis]

Just pack em next to hairbrushes and shampoo bottles and other similarly shaped things if you bring em in.

[sbk]

Discussion of illegal activities is against forum rules.

Sorry boys, but your dildo jokes will have to be put on hold

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