ThaiPauly Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 When your other half gives you a cotton bud to clean your ears in the back of a Taxi AND YOU USE IT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lourens Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 When you are served in perfect English and you reply in Thai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simbo Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 When you go to a Go Go bar and look at TV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 when you see three elephants walking down Sai 2 and you don't even slow down to look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryHacker Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Your trousers have a nice sheen to them from crappy laundering! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattaya_Fox Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 When you pay 10 baht for a baht bus instead of 5 and you refuse the change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lampard10 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 When you click on Thai Forum every two minutes to see if someone has replied to your latest wisecrack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdnvic Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 When you click on Thai Forum every two minutes to see if someone has replied to your latest wisecrack There...don't want ya to lose too much sleep tonite. Wisecrack noted and replied to! cv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lampard10 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 When you click on Thai Forum every two minutes to see if someone has replied to your latest wisecrack <{POST_SNAPBACK}> There...don't want ya to lose too much sleep tonite. Wisecrack noted and replied to! cv <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thanks mate..thought I'd better click on and check though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazza Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 When you start catching Mozzies by the ankle of the right rear leg......while they're in mid-flight.........using chopsticks. oh!......and while blindfolded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdnvic Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 Your house gets the floors swept every 30 min, and the outside walls painted every 40 years. cv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazza Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 When you fiddle about with live wiring with your fingers and a screwdriver because you're too lazy to say "Can you turn off the mains please? I don't want to get burnt to a frazzle". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmokinn Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 When you go to a Go Go bar and look at TV <{POST_SNAPBACK}> now i know i have been to many times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simbo Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 Your house gets the floors swept every 30 min, and the outside walls painted every 40 years.cv <{POST_SNAPBACK}> A 40 year old house in Thailand is a listed building Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazza Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 When you're sat at the PC making or reading comments about 'You know you've been in Thailand too long when...' instead of going out enjoying what Thailand has to offer. Me? errrmmm...well, I was just errr....on my way out to get a Big Mac and saw the computer still on and...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erwin1011 Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 ....,when Toxin is asking for special powers. Then it's sure time to go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDN Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 When you start rummaging through your neighbour's garbage looking for old beer cans and ..... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sheesh RDN.... talk about keeniow mak!!! 50 satang per can hey? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hey! I never said that I did that! (Anyway, you're wrong - it's 40 baht/kilo for cans, 10 baht/kilo for plastic). Oops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darknight Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 When you click on Thai Forum every two minutes to see if someone has replied to your latest wisecrack <{POST_SNAPBACK}> There...don't want ya to lose too much sleep tonite. Wisecrack noted and replied to! cv <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thanks mate..thought I'd better click on and check though. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> When you've reached mod status on Thaivisa and you even do it for free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jai Dee Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 When you start rummaging through your neighbour's garbage looking for old beer cans and ..... Sheesh RDN.... talk about keeniow mak!!! 50 satang per can hey? Hey! I never said that I did that! (Anyway, you're wrong - it's 40 baht/kilo for cans, 10 baht/kilo for plastic). Oops Have you been collecting long RDN, or are you in the trade? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kringle Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 When you've been onTV so long that you just except that people have to quote the op in the first response to a topic and some even the second, third ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divndave Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 When you go back home for holiday and complain that the Toliets have no Bum Squirter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neeranam Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 When you stay in a good hotel with cable tv and end up choosing to watch the 'big match' with Thai commentary! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shola Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 You think nothing of purchasing soup in a plastic bag, your now an expert at pouring it into a bowl without slopping it over the sides Your also an expert at tying bags of food up with elastic bands, and look just as proffesional as the woman at the 'Gi yung' shop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kan Win Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 Posted this on 2003-11-12 18:24:56 Fred below:- http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=3662 Kan Win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDN Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 When you start rummaging through your neighbour's garbage looking for old beer cans and ..... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sheesh RDN.... talk about keeniow mak!!! 50 satang per can hey? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hey! I never said that I did that! (Anyway, you're wrong - it's 40 baht/kilo for cans, 10 baht/kilo for plastic). Oops <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Have you been collecting long RDN, or are you in the trade? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The g/f insisted she be allowed to make some "pin money" - she got 240 baht for a couple of very big bags full of squashed tins (all my empties - no rummaging needed) . She's still collecting even now .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDN Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 When you drive along a deserted country road in the middle of the night, you pass a group of spirit houses and beep your horn three times.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khutan Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 When you drive along a deserted country road in the middle of the night, you pass a group of spirit houses and beep your horn three times.... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryHacker Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 When you can drink 14 Heinekens and more than a few whiskeys (with an e) in a session and not fall over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anna234cn Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 I'd like to plus "Na" after any sentance I say, esp when I am with my Thai friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDN Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 It's the middle of the night, you hear a dog bark, and you think "Pee?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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