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If Homer Simpson Were Thai...

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If Homer Simpson was in Thailand what beer would he drink? What would he eat? Where would he work? You get the idea?

Or if Homer Simpson was Thai...

Well, he would work in that nice new nuclear power reactor they're planning to build, of course.... :D :D :D:)

Jesus Christ no. Can you imagine thailand building a nuclear reactor. There goes south east asia.

kaboom!

Jesus Christ no. Can you imagine thailand building a nuclear reactor. There goes south east asia.

kaboom!

Flanders and Lisa would be picketing at NEP protesting the exploitation of the poor, innocent young Thai ladies "forced" to work in the go-go bars, Bart would be skateboarding on stage with the go-go girls, Marge would be considering getting a job as a mama-san since Homer would be drunk every day by Noon along with most other expats in some bar along Sukhumvit and managing his console remotely for the newly built nuke plant in Pattaya.

Jesus Christ no. Can you imagine thailand building a nuclear reactor. There goes south east asia.

kaboom!

Flanders and Lisa would be picketing at NEP protesting the exploitation of the poor, innocent young Thai ladies "forced" to work in the go-go bars, Bart would be skateboarding on stage with the go-go girls, Marge would be considering getting a job as a mama-san since Homer would be drunk every day by Noon along with most other expats in some bar along Sukhumvit and managing his console remotely for the newly built nuke plant in Pattaya.

If Homer were here he would be drinking at Flaming Moes! (Queen's Park Plaza) DOE!

If Homer Simpson was in Thailand what beer would he drink? What would he eat? Where would he work? You get the idea?

Or if Homer Simpson was Thai...

DOH.. would be OYY

DOHnuts of course

Definately an English teacher...hehehe

nahh not beer but rice whiskey .... SA-TO lol

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If Homer Simpson was in Thailand what beer would he drink? What would he eat? Where would he work? You get the idea?

Or if Homer Simpson was Thai...

Red Horse

*shudders*

You seem to be looking at all the negatives........if Homer was really here we wouldn't just be limited to Singha, Chang, Leo, Heineken etc........

..... we would have DUFF BEER, we would no longer want

You seem to be looking at all the negatives........if Homer was really here we wouldn't just be limited to Singha, Chang, Leo, Heineken etc........

..... we would have DUFF BEER, we would no longer want

He would choke trying to eat a pizza with chopsticks ....

Homer is a beer common sewer...I mean connisiour and would not limit himself to Singha, Chang, Leo, Heineken and the like he would also drink Tiger, Asahi, Kirin, OB, Tsing Tao, 333 and the other brews available in Asia.

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