Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days.

Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him, resting on the seventh day.

He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, but cold and harsh while pointing to different parts of earth. "For example, Northern southern Europe is going to be poor but sunny and pleasant."

"I have made some lands abundant in water and other lands parched deserts."

"This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a group of Islands and said, "What are those?"

"Ah," said God. "That's the Philippines , the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful beaches, rivers, mountains and forests. The people from the Philippines are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent and humorous and they are going to be found travelling the world.

They will be extremely sociable, hardworking and high achieving and they will be known throughout the world as carriers of peace and love."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about balance, God? You said there would be balance."

God replied wisely,

"Wait until you see the idiots I designated as their leaders."

i cant believe i read that..........................

I knew the version about France: France will be the most beautiful country on Earth, there will be mountains, and seaside with beaches and cliffs, and forests and a lot of countryside all in good proportions. The climates will be diverse enough to produce wine, milk & cheese, breads, fruits and more.

As for balance... Just wait until you meet the French people...

Then there is the English version.

You should see the tossers I've put down south.

Then there is the English version.

You should see the tossers I've put down south.

I believe it should read north!

<deleted>!? How did this come out as a new topic? I just did a fast reply!!!!!??????

<deleted>!? How did this come out as a new topic? I just did a fast reply!!!!!??????

because by doing a post you bumped it, freshened it up