weasel Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 Don’t drink too much and definitely don’t smoke, she wants you to look presentable... If you're a teacher then don’t mention (the lack of money often turns a gal right off)... Don’t even bothering arguing (that'll come when you're married), she wants you to know who is boss... Don’t get to too open-minded, she is still a little old-fashioned (mentioning a threesome with her sister at this stage could be a relationship killer)... Don’t go out at nights, she prefers a guy that stays indoors... Don’t get too possessive (if she needs to visit her sick male cousin, then let her), you don’t need to irritate her too much... Don’t marry the gal just cause she has loadsa cash, you may be one husband of many in the future... Don’t talk about marriage straight off, you don’t need to frighten the poor gal about the finances involved... Don’t try to outsmart her, she wants to feel that she is the one with the ‘leadership’ qualities... Don’t go telling her parents about your past galfriends, they want their daughter to marry a ‘nice innocent' farang guy... And finally don’t answer back if she tells you off for forgetting to wash her knickers, she would prefer an obedient husband... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro01 Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 Don’t drink too much and definitely don’t smoke, she wants you to look presentable... If you're a teacher then don’t mention (the lack of money often turns a gal right off)... Don’t even bothering arguing (that'll come when you're married), she wants you to know who is boss... Don’t get to too open-minded, she is still a little old-fashioned (mentioning a threesome with her sister at this stage could be a relationship killer)... Don’t go out at nights, she prefers a guy that stays indoors... Don’t get too possessive (if she needs to visit her sick male cousin, then let her), you don’t need to irritate her too much... Don’t marry the gal just cause she has loadsa cash, you may be one husband of many in the future... Don’t talk about marriage straight off, you don’t need to frighten the poor gal about the finances involved... Don’t try to outsmart her, she wants to feel that she is the one with the ‘leadership’ qualities... Don’t go telling her parents about your past galfriends, they want their daughter to marry a ‘nice innocent' farang guy... And finally don’t answer back if she tells you off for forgetting to wash her knickers, she would prefer an obedient husband... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And the point to this post is that Weasel lives up to his name. Do you let all people walk over you or just the women you date ? Never had any of the above problems myself but then again, I tend to act like a man when I meet a woman. What do you do - crawl on all fours & squeak ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnh101 Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 Don’t get too possessive (if she needs to visit her sick male cousin, then let her), you don’t need to irritate her too much... After every Farang book and web forum in Thailand has at one point approached this subject ............you need help mate ! ! ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khun Larry Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 Do date, Don't marry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buadhai Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 Wow, more sage advice from Weasel and Khun Larry.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boon Mee Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 Suggest Weasel learn the Thai expression: "Ton Muu Ton Tdeen"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davethailand Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 How did you come by this info weasel? Have you written this on the back of any toilet doors also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEAtramp Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 How did you come by this info weasel?Have you written this on the back of any toilet doors also. I know where it was watered down from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davethailand Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 Where? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEAtramp Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 Where? I'm sure weasel will let you know failing that i will PM it to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizz Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 Father said to me the day i got married son only advise iv got for you is this. Learn to listen and say notting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davethailand Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 Father said to me the day i got married son only advise iv got for you is this. Learn to listen and say notting <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Notting??? Is he a northerner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weasel Posted March 15, 2005 Author Share Posted March 15, 2005 (edited) Silly me! I forgot to list the do's *Shame* Ways to keep your gal happy then... Alcohol Seafood Som Tam Dreadful Thai TV Games console Promise of a Passport Gold, Gold & yet more Gold Edited March 15, 2005 by weasel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meadish_sweetball Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 Silly me! I forgot to list the do's *Shame*Ways to keep your gal happy then... Alcohol Seafood Som Tam Dreadful Thai TV Games console Promise of a Passport Gold, Gold & yet more Gold Thanks for your great insight. It is definitely applicable to the misguided stereotype of Northeastern Thai bargirl looking for stereotypical stupid farang in tourist ghettos people love to get up in arms about. As for real Thai girls, you have not a clue. But then again you are a stereotypical troll and I really should stop feeding you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davethailand Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 Silly me! I forgot to list the do's *Shame*Ways to keep your gal happy then... Alcohol Seafood Som Tam Dreadful Thai TV Games console Promise of a Passport Gold, Gold & yet more Gold <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You really do learn something everyday don't you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyicebear Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 Hi.. I would like to thank all contributors to this greate forum..for giving me a lot of laughs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britmaveric Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 meadish_sweetball - your humour has lost you. I don't think anyone is taking this seriously - more a laff and a bad one at that!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyicebear Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 (edited) Good..too..see...that anyone is up..and at a pc..at..this time..of night..and not out bar hopping... well..as such i am no innocent..currently quite drunk..and on my way out...... Edited March 15, 2005 by toyicebear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turok Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 (edited) Weasel: You would let a Thai woman or for that matter any woman walk all over you like the points in your post. You truly do need help. If thats what it takes to keep my girl happy she would have seen the curb in a week. You need some dating tips dude! In fact, you are doing all of those things just so she will give you some "physical relase." Geez... a lot easier ways to get release in this country. I can't think why any man would want to go through the hassle of following the points that you advocate just to keep a Thai plaything around. Thats why 2 hour love sometimes is very attractive. Turok Edited March 15, 2005 by Turok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chonabot Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 I just thought the OP was being ironic , a point unnoticed amongst most of the pleasant yet dumb as FUKC contributors to this thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weasel Posted March 16, 2005 Author Share Posted March 16, 2005 I just thought the OP was being ironic , a point unnoticed amongst most of the pleasant yet dumb as FUKC contributors to this thread... Oh I wouldn't say that Britmaveric is one of those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girlfrombar Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 Silly me! I forgot to list the do's *Shame*Ways to keep your gal happy then... Gold, Gold & yet more Gold <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nah, ONLY DIAMOND PLSSSSSSS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoophound Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 No Different to keeping any gal happy lavish attention,give love,and sure jewelry really works! Silly me! I forgot to list the do's *Shame*Ways to keep your gal happy then... Gold, Gold & yet more Gold <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nah, ONLY DIAMOND PLSSSSSSS! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TizMe Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 Nah,ONLY DIAMOND PLSSSSSSS! GFB, are you really my wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oleg_Rus Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 Nah,ONLY DIAMOND PLSSSSSSS! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> yeah, and to keep them save - installed in teeth... btw, she treats you as cash dispencer - you can do a little hackin'... funny to b.s. b.s'er Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aughie Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Nah,ONLY DIAMOND PLSSSSSSS! yeah, and to keep them save - installed in teeth... btw, she treats you as cash dispencer - you can do a little hackin'... funny to b.s. b.s'er You speak the truth. I remember sitting across the table from this girl who kept joking and smiling. I thought, her teeth sparkle. Sure as <deleted> she had a tooth drilled and set with a diamond!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jai Dee Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Sure as <deleted> she had a tooth drilled and set with a diamond!!! Seems to be a fairly common fashion trend among BG's. I can't recall ever seeing it on a "normal" Thai girl though. And... is it really a diamond? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buadhai Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Seems to be a fairly common fashion trend among BG's.I can't recall ever seeing it on a "normal" Thai girl though. And... is it really a diamond? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Went to a dentist in Korat last October and saw a huge poster advertising this cosmetic procedure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Pat Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 Silly me! I forgot to list the do's *Shame*Ways to keep your gal happy then... Alcohol Seafood Som Tam Dreadful Thai TV Games console Promise of a Passport Gold, Gold & yet more Gold <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sounds like a bargirls demands to me. Where did you meet her? Soi Zero? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerryd Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 "Do" be a MAN. "Don't" be a push-over wussy. "Do" treat her with respect. "Don't" lose your head. "Do" remember that she comes from a different culture, and that her priorities may not be exactly the same as yours. "Don't" expect her to change overnight, forget her family and friends, and become your little love slave, living only to serve your every whim and desire. I've known guys who thought like that. They think because they are a "farang", that the girl will just give up everything, and be their willing slave for life. They've usually found out the hard way that they were wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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