Easily the funniest thing I've read on this forum.

Or any forum.

Of course I also feel deep kinship with the redheaded forest elder, and may be similarly afflicted.

Insatiable reminiscense deriving from a past. Neither panda nor orangutang any the wiser. Only Pooh would not conceil what is evaporated through the hole albeit a myopic lingering may possibly transfer its own in that order. From another viewing point it would not be as transparent.

This has already been done in Eskilstuna Zoo, Sweden.

If I remember correct it was in the early eighties.

The had a guy sitting outside a caravan, garbage everywhere.

The Cage said "Worlds most dangerous animal"

Only Pooh would not conceil what is evaporated through the hole albeit a myopic lingering may possibly transfer its own in that order.

crouching Tigger, hidden Pooh?

That struts and frets his hour upon the stage. And then is heard no more: it is a tale. Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. ...

Is this a description of this thread? Sorry Orang37 I just couldnt resist.

The problem with killing them, however, is that then they would stop getting their pensions, and spending money in the Kingdom.

Did "A Modest Proposal" not enumerate financial benefits which might apply?