Little Johnny

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Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go

into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane

in a passionate embrace.

Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself

as he ran home and started to tell his mother. "Mommy, I was at the

playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went

back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped

her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off,

then Aunt Jane..."

At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an

interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want

to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table that evening, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his

story. Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw

Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he

was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt.

Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy

started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when

Daddy was in the Army."

Mommy fainted!