Nuns In Transylvania

Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are traveling

through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are

stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny

little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through

the windshield.

"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?"

"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the

abomination," says Sister Helen.

Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he

clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "What shall I do

now?" she shouts.

"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water

at the Vatican," says Sister Helen.

Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams

as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues

hissing at the nuns. "Now what?" shouts Sister Catherine.

"Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.

"Now you're talking," says Sister Catherine.

She opens the window and shouts, "Get the <deleted> off the car!"