Carpenter's Joke

McAttack · 2005-04-20T12:05:11+0000

What did the carpenter say when he saw a naked girl laying on the floor in his house with ### oozing out of her mouth and asre? Ahh, the floor is level!!!

By McAttack
April 20, 2005 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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