GILLETTE Now that you have been out-manouvred by Wilkinson's Sword with their 4 blade razor as opposed to your pathetic 3, why not catch them off their guard and make a 5 blade model?

LANDLORDS Save thousands of pounds paying hugely inflated monthly rates for Sky Sports by simply painting a small white pint glass with Tippex in the bottom right-hand corner of your TV screen

MURDERERS Need to dispose of a body? Simply parcel it up and post it to yourself via DHL. You will never see it again.

FELLAS. Stand outside an Ann Summers shop dressed in a security guard's uniform with a smoke detector in your pocket. When a fit bird walks out, simply press the smoke alarm test button and voila! A free grope!

CINEMA goers. Please have consideration for pirate DVD viewers by having a piss before the film starts.

DISCARDED PALLETS make ideal 'designer futons' for style-conscious tramps.

BREAKFAST LOVERS Make the 'toast always lands butter side down' myth wrong by dropping your toast, then quickly buttering it before someone sees.

EMPLOYERS Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the CVs into the bin

SPOOK owners of cars with tinted windows. Upon seeing one driving past, wink conspiratorially and touch your nose.

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