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The TOP 14 things we want to hear Samuel L. Jackson's character, 'Jedi

Master Mace Windu,' say in the Star Wars prequels:

14. You can stick your well-laid Death Star plans up your well-laid ass.

13. You must go to Dagobah, where you will be taught by Yoda, the sly,sweet

motherf*cker who taught me this sh*t.

12. Thats no moon, ###### - thats a f*cking space station!

11. I don't care how good you say they are. I ain't fightin' alongside no

<deleted>-ass teddy bears.

10. You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't the

motherf*ckin' droids you're looking for.

9. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause even if

it did I wouldn't eat the filthy motherf*cker.

8. This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have

to

kill every motherf*ckin' stormtrooper in the room ..accept no substitutes.

7. If Obi-wan ain't home then I don't know what the <deleted> we're gonna do. I

ain't got no other connections on Tattooine.

6. Feel the Force, motherf*cker.

5. "What!?" ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on What?

4. You sendin' the Fett? Sh*t, Hutt, that's all you had to say!

3. Yeah Chewie got a hair problem. What the brother gonna do? He's a wookie.

2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?

1. Hand me my lightsaber ... it's the one that says, 'Bad Ass Motherf*cker.'

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