When God gave out heads,

you thought he said beds,

and asked for a king sized.

I remember going through these as a kid and seeing how many different ones we could come up with.

go on, give it a try...

When God gave out brains

You thought he said trains

And you missed yours!

When god gave out Noses

You thought he said roses

and asked for a big red one

When god gave out ears,

you thought he said beers,

and asked for two jugs

when God asked if i wanted a brain

i thought he said "trade"

and i said, "no thanks, I already have one"

When god gave out looks,

you thought he said books,

and asked for a horror

When God gave out chins

you thought he said gins

and ordered a double.