Italian Bread

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park

bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog

and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his

friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 87 year old said; "Well, I eat Italian bread every day. It keeps

your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was

looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.

He said, "Do you have any Italian bread?" She said, "Yes, there's a

whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I want 5 loaves." She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...don't

you think by the time you get to the 3rd loaf it'll be hard?"

He replied, "Holy cow...! Everybody in the world knows about this

Italian bread thing but ME..?!"