Haircut

A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, " How long before I

can get a haircut? "

The barber looks around the shop and says, " About 2 hours. "

The guy leaves.

A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "

How long before I can get a haircut? "

The barber looks around at shop full of customers and says, " About 3

hours. "

The guy leaves.

A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, " How

long before I can get a haircut? "

The barber looks around the shop and says, " About an hour and half. "

The guy leaves.

The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, " Hey, Bill,

follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has

to wait for a haircut, but then doesn't come back. "

A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing

hysterically.

The barber asks, " Bill, where did he go when he left here? "

Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, " Your house! "