peter991 Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Extreme Temperatures (in Celsius) +20 - Greeks put on sweaters (if they can find them). +15 - Hawaiians turn on the heaters (if they have any). +10 - Americans shake, Russians are planting cucumbers. +5 - You can see your own breathing. Italian cars don't start. Norwegians take a bath. Russians drive with lowered windows. 0 - Water freezes in America , in Russia it thickens. -5 - French cars don't start. -10 - You're planning a vacation to Australia . -15 - Your cat insists to sleep in your bed. Norwegians put on sweaters. -18 - New York landlords turn on the heaters. Russians make their last seasonal picnic. -20 - American cars don't start. People in Alaska start wearing long-sleeves. -25 - German cars don't start. Hawaiians are dead. -30 - Politicians start talking about homeless people. Your cat prefers to sleep in your pajamas. -35 - Too cold to think. Japanese cars don't start. -40 - You're planning a 2-week hot tub bath. Swedish cars don't start. -42 - Transportation stops in Europe . Russians eat ice cream on the street. -45 - All Greeks are dead. Politicians really start doing something for the homeless. -50 - Your eyelids start sticking when you blink. In Alaska , people close the window in the bathroom. -60 - White bears start moving south. -70 - hel_l freezes over. -73 - Finnish special services evacuate Santa Claus from Lapland . Russians wear earmuff hats. -80 - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets. -114 - Ethyl alcohol is freezing. Russians are unhappy. -273 - Absolute zero, atomic movement stops. Russians wear boots. -295 - 90% of the planet is dead. Russian soccer team becomes the world champion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete_r Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 +25: Bangkokians enjoy their winter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete_r Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 And one for the Scots around -30: Scottish boy scouts postpone their outdoor survival training camp until it gets really cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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