BigA Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 I am authorizing the moderators to display this post in a more suitable format! Take the TEAM AMERICA Survey! World Police By taking part in this survey you will be contributing to original research. Simply locate on your own the movie TEAM AMERICA view the film and complete World Police the attached survey. Return the completed survey (provided in downloadable format) Al Miller either in person (if you can find him) or via e-mail as a clearly identified attachment to [email protected] Giving your name and / or nationality is not required as you are allowed / permitted to remain completely anonymous. However, if you do wish to give your name, as 45.45% of the original respondents did, or your nationality (all of the original respondents went ahead and revealed their nationality) did then, please clearly indicate your name and / or nationality on any paper surveys submitted and on the subject line of any return emails. Details regarding the demographics of and the compiled original answers by the control group plus any new results of the survey will be made public to the respondents as they become available. Be advised: Your answers and responses may be subjected to inferences drawn from nonparametric testing methods and procedures! 1. The cover or package for the DVD indicates that this movie is rated PG-13 while the lead-in to the movie clearly states that this movie is Rated R. What do you feel should be the proper rating for this movie? Select only one answer. o PG- 13 (Parental Guidance Suggested age 13 and over) o R (Restricted age 17 and older only) For the questions that follow choose all answers that apply. 2. If you would choose to give this film an R Rating or PG Rating, why? o Violence o Sexual content o Adult subject matter o This is a comedy suitable for most people 3. Who is Kim Jong Il? o The leader of North Korea o A dictator o A puppet of China o A loose cannon allegiant to no one 4. Who is Hans Blix? o The Chief UN Arms Inspector o A weak bureaucrat who uses appeasement as a tactic. o A puppet of the EU 5. What is a towel head? o American slang for people of middle eastern descent o Russian slang for Chechen Rebels 6. Team America is what? o A global police force o A bunch of arrogant Americans o A puppet of private industry o A puppet of American interests o A police force that uses excessive force 7. The Film Actors Guild or F.A.G. is what? o Rich movie stars who think they hold the moral high ground o The left wing voice in America 8. Sometimes the puppets appear with and sometimes without strings attached, what do you feel this means or symbolizes? o No strings is a sign of independent thinking o Strings attached means that they being controlled by others o The presence or lack of strings means nothing 9. This movie: (complete the sentence) o is patriotic. o is a comedy. o is offensive to Asians. o is offensive to Islam. o is offensive to Middle Easterners. o is offensive to all non-Americans. o sucks. o funny but its hard to understand everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peder.klockmann Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 I am an American, served as a Marine in the recent assult on Iraq from Kuwaiti soil. I found that this movie was completely comical. I enjoyed it. There were times that I was quite shocked but, I believe that is what the creators, Mat Stone and Trey Parker were going for. They are artists, this is their art... Why is that German guy mutilating (he calls it plastination) corpses and displaying them as art? Why?... ...Beacuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phazey Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 Best sex scene ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnh101 Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 Best sex scene ever. AGREED !........ I was almost in tears watching it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crossy Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 And the Thailand connection is???..................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gburns57au Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 And the Thailand connection is???..................... Exactly....Mods..do your stuff.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigA Posted May 17, 2005 Author Share Posted May 17, 2005 And the Thailand connection is???..................... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The test group was mixed male and female, University aged and consisted of 10 Chinese (Mainland) and one Indian national. I administered the test here in Thailand in generally relaxing surroundings. It was liked by all with at least one chick tickled pink. She borrowed the flick and retreated to her dorm room. The long sex scene was the most popular and got people laughing the most. I really need to get some survey responses though so I can validate the testing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peder.klockmann Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 I feel that the questions in your survey are biased. Only one ended answers, of course if I had to choose between them you can get the results you want, just by creating the questions in a certian way like this: If your Unckle Jack was stuck on top of the house, would you help your Unckle Jack off? [ ] Yes [ ] No Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tso310 Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 QUOTE(phazey @ 2005-05-17 09:11:30) Best sex scene ever. * AGREED !........ I was almost in tears watching it. I hear the deleted sex scenes are extremely funny and extremely obscene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meadish_sweetball Posted May 18, 2005 Share Posted May 18, 2005 Let's just say it bears a striking resemblance to human precreation - it just wouldnt be as fun without the sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StateSix Posted May 18, 2005 Share Posted May 18, 2005 Fantastic movie, very, very funny. Wonder if Matt Damon is a fan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johng Posted May 18, 2005 Share Posted May 18, 2005 It was the worst movie I have seen, since err ahm since.... since can't remember it's been so long since I saw a movie as bad as Team America. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maerim Posted May 18, 2005 Share Posted May 18, 2005 I am an American, served as a Marine in the recent assult on Iraq from Kuwaiti soil. Is soil a typo? Do you mean oil? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gburns57au Posted May 18, 2005 Share Posted May 18, 2005 Due to rule 6....the OP is in breach of forum rules. And I still doent see the Thailand connection...only a pseudo one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johng Posted May 18, 2005 Share Posted May 18, 2005 the Thailand connection It was shown in Cinemas in Thailand IMHO it shouldn't have been shown here ( or anywhere else) as I wasted 100 baht. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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