The Next Generation....

[A. BOOZER]

How True the Truth is...

A college student at a recent USC football game challenged a senior citizen

sitting next to him, saying it was impossible for their generation to

understand his.

"You grew up in a different world," the student said loud enough for the

whole crowd to hear. "Today we have television, jet planes, space travel, man

has walked on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars, we even have nuclear

energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed processing ..

and uh.."

Taking advantage of a pause in the student's litany, the geezer said,

"You're right. We didn't have those things when we were young; so we invented them, you little shit! What the ###### are you doing for the next generation??"

[mnoorsapl]

Yea, that's the way to shoot them punks down. .