An Englishman.. An Aussie..

[Totster]

An Englishman, an Aussie and a south African are in a bar one night having a beer. All of a suddent the South African downs his beer, throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to peices and says " In Sath Efrika our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same one twice..!"

The Aussie obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to peices and says "Well mate, in 'Straaaaaila we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink from the same glass either..!"

The Englishman, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass in the air, pulls out his gun, shoots the South African and Australian and then says "In London we have so many <deleted> South Africans and Aussies that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice..."

totster

[dr_Pat_Pong]

[mnoorsapl]

"In NY we have so many <deleted> South Africans, Aussies and Brits that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice..."