Vasectomys In Liverpool

[Joey Boy]

> >After having their 11th child, a Scouse couple decided that was enough,

>as

> >they could not afford a larger bed.

> >So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife

>didn't

> >want to have any more children. The doctor told him there was a

>procedure

> >called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A

>less

> >costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in

>an

> >empty beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

> >The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the

>world,

> >but I don't see how putting a firework in an empty beer can next to my

>ear

> >is going to help me".

> >"Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.

> >So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can.

> >He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at

>which

> >point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could

>continue

> >counting on his other hand.

> >This procedure also works in Scunthorpe, Newcastle and anywhere in

>Wales,

> >and of course South Africa..