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There's a lovely policewoman in Fraserburgh, and there's something about a good looking confident woman with her hair in a bob, wearing a white shirt, kevlar waistcoat, and radio, torch and stuff on a utility belt., that makes me go all funny and very shy indeed.:o

Has anybody ever seen a Thai policewoman other than in an admin department.

I vaguely recall seeing a woman in brown once but it may have been in a dream.

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there's something about a good looking confident woman with her hair in a bob, wearing a white shirt, kevlar waistcoat, and radio, torch and stuff on a utility belt., that makes me go all funny and very shy indeed.:D

Yeah, think Hustler magazine had Hillery Clinton all dressed up in a leather cop outfit once wielding a whip - long stilletto heels - the works! :o

Didn't do a thing for me... :D

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there's something about a good looking confident woman with her hair in a bob, wearing a white shirt, kevlar waistcoat, and radio, torch and stuff on a utility belt., that makes me go all funny and very shy indeed.:D

Yeah, think Hustler magazine had Hillery Clinton all dressed up in a leather cop outfit once wielding a whip - long stilletto heels - the works! :D

Didn't do a thing for me... :D

Jesus Boon. :o

Has anyone ever seen a Thai policewoman.

I knew I should have posted this in General. :D:D

there's something about a good looking confident woman with her hair in a bob, wearing a white shirt, kevlar waistcoat, and radio, torch and stuff on a utility belt., that makes me go all funny and very shy indeed.:D

Yeah, think Hustler magazine had Hillery Clinton all dressed up in a leather cop outfit once wielding a whip - long stilletto heels - the works! :D

Didn't do a thing for me... :D

Jesus Boon. :o

Has anyone ever seen a Thai policewoman.

I knew I should have posted this in General. :D:D

I think I have Scamp... at the entrance to a temple... however i could be getting mixed up between Thailand and Srilanka though..! :D

totster :D

there's something about a good looking confident woman with her hair in a bob, wearing a white shirt, kevlar waistcoat, and radio, torch and stuff on a utility belt., that makes me go all funny and very shy indeed.:D

Yeah, think Hustler magazine had Hillery Clinton all dressed up in a leather cop outfit once wielding a whip - long stilletto heels - the works! :D

Didn't do a thing for me... :D

Jesus Boon. :o

Has anyone ever seen a Thai policewoman.

I knew I should have posted this in General. :D:D

Thai chicks arn't into that DOIMINATION thing like farang... :D

there's something about a good looking confident woman with her hair in a bob, wearing a white shirt, kevlar waistcoat, and radio, torch and stuff on a utility belt., that makes me go all funny and very shy indeed.:D

Yeah, think Hustler magazine had Hillery Clinton all dressed up in a leather cop outfit once wielding a whip - long stilletto heels - the works! :D

Didn't do a thing for me... :D

Jesus Boon. :D

Has anyone ever seen a Thai policewoman.

I knew I should have posted this in General. :D:D

Thai chicks arn't into that DOIMINATION thing like farang... :D

I reckon you been asking the wrong chicks boon mee... ! :D

IMHO thai women are control freaks.. in a subtle way.. :o

totster :D

there's something about a good looking confident woman with her hair in a bob, wearing a white shirt, kevlar waistcoat, and radio, torch and stuff on a utility belt., that makes me go all funny and very shy indeed.:D

Yeah, think Hustler magazine had Hillery Clinton all dressed up in a leather cop outfit once wielding a whip - long stilletto heels - the works! :D

Didn't do a thing for me... :D

Jesus Boon.

Has anyone ever seen a Thai policewoman.

I knew I should have posted this in General.

Thai chicks arn't into that DOIMINATION thing like farang... :D

I reckon you been asking the wrong chicks boon mee... ! :D

IMHO thai women are control freaks.. in a subtle way.. :o

totster :D

Absolutely agree!

Thai pooying are into control as you say in much more subtle manner. The difference in my mind is they are not into control in an overt way. More highly refined approach to political and interpersonal relationships.

My point is they don't ned to "Butch" out with a uniform, gun etc

This is a rather large subject Scamp has introduced... :D

Never seen a Thai policewoman. But when i lived in Oz i met a fit Ozzie policewomen. But i was a big smoker then and our views clashed. Also got chatting to a Kiwi PW once. She was sexy and was very nice to talk to. Before her muppet and braindead partner told her they had to go. She was saucy. And befoer anyone adds. Both these times i was sober and so were they. They just loved the Scottish accent. :o:D

Hey Scamp,If you really FANCY HER and it was not just the uniform that attacted you, (Meaning she was a fat ugly bird but you liked what she was wearing) next time you see her just approach her and in a calm sensible fashion ask her if she likes Music? If she says "Yes" (believe me she will say Yes) then ask her if she can play any musical instruments, If she says yes to that then tell her you are forming a group to take on a tour of Thailand and can you take half an hour of her time to get her thoughts on it in the local pub.

if she says she does not play, then tell her you are forming a group to take on a tour of Thailand and you are sure that she would like to hear about it so can you take up half an hour of her time to discuss it in a local pub.

She will find you irresistably faciniating !

Works EVERY time Scamp :o

So if you don't get a group member you might get a shag!!! what have you to loose!!!

Chock Dee na

Thai Pauly

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Hey Scamp,If you really FANCY HER and it was not just the uniform that attacted you, (Meaning she was a fat ugly bird but you liked what she was wearing) next time you see her just approach her and in a calm sensible fashion ask her if she likes Music? If she says "Yes" (believe me she will say Yes) then ask her if she can play any musical instruments, If she says yes to that then tell her you are forming a group to take on a tour of Thailand and can you take half an hour of her time to get her thoughts on it in the local pub.

if she says she does not play, then tell her you are forming a group to take on a tour of Thailand and you are sure that she would like to hear about it so can you take up half an hour of her time to discuss it in a local pub.

She will find you irresistably faciniating !

Works EVERY time Scamp :D

So if you don't get a group member you might get a shag!!! what have you to loose!!!

Chock Dee na

Thai Pauly

I'll just say, "This isn't a chat up line but do you fancy showing me around Fraserburgh as I'm new here" :o

Hmm... Not sure, maybe I should ask the ladies.

Do you think I should post this again in the ladies forum as a bit of fun but also to get a womans idea on what the best chat up line for a policewoman would be?

Hey Scamp,If you really FANCY HER and it was not just the uniform that attacted you, (Meaning she was a fat ugly bird but you liked what she was wearing) next time you see her just approach her and in a calm sensible fashion ask her if she likes Music? If she says "Yes" (believe me she will say Yes) then ask her if she can play any musical instruments, If she says yes to that then tell her you are forming a group to take on a tour of Thailand and can you take half an hour of her time to get her thoughts on it in the local pub.

if she says she does not play, then tell her you are forming a group to take on a tour of Thailand and you are sure that she would like to hear about it so can you take up half an hour of her time to discuss it in a local pub.

She will find you irresistably faciniating !

Works EVERY time Scamp :D

So if you don't get a group member you might get a shag!!! what have you to loose!!!

Chock Dee na

Thai Pauly

I'll just say, "This isn't a chat up line but do you fancy showing me around Fraserburgh as I'm new here" :o

Hmm... Not sure, maybe I should ask the ladies.

Do you think I should post this again in the ladies forum as a bit of fun but also to get a womans idea on what the best chat up line for a policewoman would be?

Give it a go, Scamp.

Ask sbk to weigh in on this one. :D

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No way!

It was a rubbish chat up line.

What would you say Boon?

BM: "Hey darlin', wat's a good lookin' chick lak you doin' in this here itty bitty Scotland, please allow me to introduce maa-self maym, maa name is Me, Boon Me, and I'm-a from the good ol' US of A, so hows about you and me geyt it orn in the back of my Pontiac over thay're?"

WPC: "Excuse me but I like that 31 yr old English man over there with the big nose."

BM: "But I'm from the mighty U.S. maam, did I teyl you that I admire Bush?"

WPC: "Any more language like that Mr Me and i shall have to arrest you."

BM: "Pardon me, it's 'Mee' good laydee, it ain't 'me', 'me' is me but my faymily name is 'Mee', you get me?"

SCAMPY: "Hello good looking lady policeman, is this American man bothering you?"

Continue if you want, I've got pasta on the boil. :o

OK, Scamp! :o

I'd be driving a Beamer tho... :D

I'd stand next to her for a few seconds just looking, and when she turned to say something I would say:

"Excuse me for loitering officer, but I was simply arrested by your appearance."

OR

"Please bear with me a second while I think up a good catch-phrase so we can go to jail together"

OR

"Is shameless desire an offense, officer? If so, I am afraid you will have to arrest me."

OR

"Excuse me sergeant, but my trousers are on fire and there is no fireman in sight - since you're the only person in a uniform around here, could you please give me a hand with putting it out?"

OR

simply

"I really, really fancy you and would like to take you out tonight."

I'd stand next to her for a few seconds just looking, and when she turned to say something I would say:

"Excuse me for loitering officer, but I was simply arrested by your appearance."

OR

"Please bear with me a second while I think up a good catch-phrase so we can go to jail together"

OR

"Is shameless desire an offense, officer? If so, I am afraid you will have to arrest me."

OR

"Excuse me sergeant, but my trousers are on fire and there is no fireman in sight - since you're the only person in a uniform around here, could you please give me a hand with putting it out?"

OR

simply

"I really, really fancy you and would like to take you out tonight."

Oh... You're such a smoothy, Meadish... :o

totster :D

There's a lovely policewoman in Fraserburgh, and there's something about a good looking confident woman with her hair in a bob, wearing a white shirt, kevlar waistcoat, and radio, torch and stuff on a utility belt., that makes me go all funny and very shy indeed.:D

Has anybody ever seen a Thai policewoman other than in an admin department.

I vaguely recall seeing a woman in brown once but it may have been in a dream.

I have seen one or two Thai policewomen, they are not very common though, except for in administrative positions - I guess all immigration officers by definition are also policemen since Immigration is a branch of the police force... right? :o

Wolfie would have closed it earlier than that :D

I'd have closed it down 3 days before Scampy even noticed it existed :o:D:D

what do you call a policewoman who shaves her privates?

contstable - hehehe

g'day from bloody freezing new zealand.

g'day from bloody freezing new zealand.

G'day Pandit... welcome back to the forum.

:o

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