Jingthing Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 (edited) Entrepreneurs, here's your chance. There is a clearly a need for an armored dick guard device for the Thai market. Never go home without it! This country seems very choppy. I wonder how it stacks up against other nations on the chops per capita meter. Edited October 8, 2010 by Jingthing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mobiryder Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Must be plenty of spare penises from all the sex change operations. But, then again, loss of face by having a penis reject you, could be too much to bear. ROFLMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkbrad Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Reading this has made my eyes water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheJalapenoKid Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 loss of face = loss of penis could have been worse... could have been me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirchai Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 (edited) Throw her in jail! Thai doctors are world-renowned for the expertise in reattaching severed penises. ( I thought: Holy shit, what's going on here, and how often.. I've made my own Thai culture test by marrying a Thai citizen beside the well known needed "You know what Somtham is course" . Reading this article made me feel guilty and happy at the same time; Guilty because my wife caught me in the act, happy because I changed the content of sleeping pills with my Viagra repertoire. No more Balloons at our place now.....:jap: The Happy Man Edited October 8, 2010 by sirchai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Id68 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Thai men should learn to treat us with more respect. Else ... you know what may happen. Thai Men are Thai Men... Why do you suppose Thai women seek out Foreigners..?? Not just because they think they are rich. Forty plus years ago, young, very poor, Americans were running all over this country - a couple of million in just a few years - many took wives home with them. As they are now reaching retirement age, they are returning. To places like Nakhon Pathom (NKP), Ubon, Korat, Takhli, Udon or Sattaheep, not to the flooded trash heap called Bangkok... The two comments above are not the stupidest remarks to come out this past hundred years: narrowly pipped at the post by Chamberlin's "Peace for our time..." and coming just after Bush' "I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them." You do realise that in effect you're saying it's OK for women to cut a dude's penis off for either suspecting or knowing he was unfaithful...so its OK for a guy to reciprocate if he suspects her of being unfaithful, is it?! Are you freakin insane! What about getting a divorce or just leaving them....that would probably do the trick wouldn't it, you twoz are insane in the membrane! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEP Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 I guess he won't be fooling around anymore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirchai Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Reading this has made my eyes water. Be happy, don't worry. Wasn't yours..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirchai Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Thai men should learn to treat us with more respect. Else ... you know what may happen. Thai Men are Thai Men... Why do you suppose Thai women seek out Foreigners..?? Not just because they think they are rich. Forty plus years ago, young, very poor, Americans were running all over this country - a couple of million in just a few years - many took wives home with them. As they are now reaching retirement age, they are returning. To places like Nakhon Pathom (NKP), Ubon, Korat, Takhli, Udon or Sattaheep, not to the flooded trash heap called Bangkok... The two comments above are not the stupidest remarks to come out this past hundred years: narrowly pipped at the post by Chamberlin's "Peace for our time..." and coming just after Bush' "I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them." You do realise that in effect you're saying it's OK for women to cut a dude's penis off for either suspecting or knowing he was unfaithful...so its OK for a guy to reciprocate if he suspects her of being unfaithful, is it?! Are you freakin insane! What about getting a divorce or just leaving them....that would probably do the trick wouldn't it, you twoz are insane in the membrane! Thanks man. I totally agree that this was one of the worst posts since Adolf Hitler. Well, a divorce would have done the trick, but not cutting off his dick. Guess you must be sick in your brain and so insane................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirchai Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 I guess he won't be fooling around anymore! You must be sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 (edited) Off with her head! His head! Never mind, I am confused now. Of course, this is no joke, apart from the obvious loss of a vital organ, such attacks can be seen as murderous assaults, as you can easily die from that. Edited October 8, 2010 by Jingthing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark2552 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 attached to hot air balloons in the past. The ghastly thought of one of those coming back down on you, once the hot air cools..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark2552 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 attached to hot air balloons in the past. The ghastly thought of one of those coming back down on you, once the hot air cools..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rixalex Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 You do realise that in effect you're saying it's OK for women to cut a dude's penis off for either suspecting or knowing he was unfaithful...so its OK for a guy to reciprocate if he suspects her of being unfaithful, is it?! Are you freakin insane! Indeed. Regarding the man's alleged misdemeanors, all we have to go on is the word of the woman, who has something of a vested interest in there being some sort of a reason for her behavior. In my mind though there is no possible excusable reason for drugging and mutilating another person. I think this is something every sane person would usually agree on - except in a case such as this involving a man's penis. Then suddenly it's a matter of great amusement for men to make jokes about and for women to applaud in seeing a man receiving comeupance. Society is sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark2552 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 ouch!!!!! no more playing hide the baloney pony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_Dog Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 attached to hot air balloons in the past. The ghastly thought of one of those coming back down on you, once the hot air cools..... Note to self: Beware the low-flying dong loy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patsycat Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 She must have had a very sharp knife. Or did she have to hack at it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 It is natural to make jokes about such things, as humor is useful to deal with uncomfortable fears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyrx7 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 (edited) I will never eat duck in Thailand again knowing what they are fed with. Here ducky ducky, here's some dicky. Edited October 8, 2010 by tonyrx7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moetownblues Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 It is a Thai thing. My wife has always told me that if she "SUSPECTED" that I had even socialised with another woman (No sex) she would cut my little fella off. Thai women can be irrational and knives are the prefered language in a dispute. Upset a Thai lady then it is run for your life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just1Voice Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 (edited) Note to self: 1) Don't embarrass wife in public. 2) If break 1st rule, don't drink anything wife gives me, especially if she has wicked smile. 3) Lock up sharp objects before going to bed. 4) Sleep on stomach, or wear steel "chastity" belt with secret combination. Edited October 8, 2010 by Just1Voice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
venturalaw Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Thai men should learn to teat us with more respect. Else ... you know what may happen. And if a woman cheats on a man, is it similarly justifiable to cut off her clitoris and mutilate her body? Perhaps you were only joking, but maybe that's part of the problem. The natural reaction to this story ought to be outrage and disgust. The fact that most Thais I know (and foreigners who live here) view these incidents as if they are some kind of a practical joke is probably why so many people in this society suddenly decide it is an acceptable way to punish a cheating spouse. It's comments like chantorn's that unfortunately contributes to the lack of respect for, and justification of the mistreatment of, Thai women. The fact that mutilation occurs frequently is a scourge to Thai society equal to that of the Afghan woman mutilated by the Taliban. Shear ignorance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 (edited) Just a thought, but now I am wondering about the rather high rate of homosexuality among Thai men, perhaps a reaction to fear of knife wielding Thai ladies (vagina dentata, etc.). I have NEVER heard of a cut off between gay couples. (New recruits -- the free toaster offer is ALWAYS on but if you're especially cute, ask about the Ipod.) Edited October 8, 2010 by Jingthing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rixalex Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 It is natural to make jokes about such things, as humor is useful to deal with uncomfortable fears. And when was the last time you cracked a breast cancer joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
featography Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Thai men should learn to teat us with more respect. Else ... you know what may happen. For the first time ever, I agree with you. Keep your zipper up around others, and you don't have a problem at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 It is natural to make jokes about such things, as humor is useful to deal with uncomfortable fears. And when was the last time you cracked a breast cancer joke? I sincerely think they are very different kinds of fear and the fact that you ALWAYS get lots of jokes when the subject of dick attacks comes up, rather proves my point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEP Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 I guess he won't be fooling around anymore! You must be sick. You must be a man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotime Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 I wonder if it's the same thing as when someone loses a hand or foot, and on occasion feels like it's still there. I also didn't realize there were specialists in dick reattachments. He should cut her vagina off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moetownblues Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Ignore the first paragraph that talk about him drinking and being rude, possibly sleeping round etc etc it is all her defense. What we however know is that he yelled at her in public and accused her, infront of others, of having a new boyfriend. She thought the loss of face was so big that she one day later drugged him and cut it off. Loss of face, was her reason. To cut a dick off simply for a loss of face is a bit extreem, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Briggsy Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Thai Woman Lady Trashes Husband's Member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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