Have U Ever Had Your Wife/Girlfriend Stolen....?

[nattydread]

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=neQ6OYpjWT4

(could a mod please embed this video link for me..ta )

back in the west that old chestnut from Dr Hook.......when your in love with a beautiful woman.....certainly rings true,but what about here in thailand where theres a more than ample supply of beautiful women to go around? have u or someone u know had their wife/girlfriend stolen by another suitor?or maybe u were the one doing the dirty deed ? lets hear your story please

[mca]

Coming through loud and clear mate.

[gotlost]

[Vertigotogo]

Please sort your post out....... It aint working!

[metisdead]

[capKnuckle]

wheres all this beeutiful thai women you speak of. have you ever seen what the majority of farangs go for...............................god help us all!

seems farangs treasure inner beauty ove outer beauty!

[mca]

Do you have a pet epileptic woodpecker assisting you with your typing OP?

[geriatrickid]

Do you have a pet epileptic woodpecker assisting you with your typing OP?

[DiamondKing]

Yes I had my girlfriend stolen but it was ok

I got her back after the Hour

DK

[nattydread]

Do you have a pet epileptic woodpecker assisting you with your typing OP?

just for you mca i have put him back in his cage and edited his misdeeds

[mca]

Big up nattydread! I like a man who can take a joke.

[Soutpeel]

Yes I had my girlfriend stolen but it was ok

I got her back after the Hour

DK

I have lost Mrs Soutpeel on more than one occssion in Big C and Tesco's, does this count ?

[bunta71]

I've lost my time slot a few times. A few times it was planned by myself...

[neverdie]

I havent had, but I might be interested in finding out how one would go about organising such an incident

[Loz]

at the risk of sounding too sensible i'd point out that they are not possessions per se. even here.

[IanForbes]

I enjoy the share and share alike formula. That way I'm not responsible for all other costs. Rentals are cheaper in the long run and you can always trade up to the latest model.

However, I have had friends lose their wives to other men. The visible heart ache was quite noticeable. Easier to just stay out of that scene. In almost every case it was the women who did the initial contact outside of marriage.

[Loz]

married women do have a unique appeal. but it's like the first rule of politics: don't get caught.

[Dakhar]

Im not sure if I would call it "theft" or a blessing. But yes, my wife did cheat on me. That siad, if there was any stealing going on, I would say it was her, because during her affair, she asked me to buy here a house.....

Now I think you know where this is going...

[StreetCowboy]

My girlfriend got pinched once

SC

[lannarebirth]

No, I never have. Just for curiosities sake, what might that cost to have done?

[Kwasaki]

Yep !! lost and loved and done the dirty deed but l'm not going to write it on a public forum.

Lets just say one way costs you money and the other teeth.

[richard_smith237]

To prevent this I sent Mrs Smith237 to Yanhee hospital.... They've given her a flat nose, made her 2.5 inches shorter, splayed out her toes, died her hair with henna, darkened her in the sun and given her home made tattoos.

Now I loose her in tescos and sometimes find Western guys with Redbull or Chang beer vests trying to steel her !

[sarahsbloke]

I have lost Mrs Soutpeel on more than one occssion in Big C and Tesco's, does this count ?

You never lose your Thai girlfriend, you only ever lose your turn.

[Loz]

embedded for you though...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neQ6OYpjWT4

[britmaveric]

Nothing in life is permanent!

[Loz]

Nothing in life is permanent!

Except the end!

[mahtin]

I have lost Mrs Soutpeel on more than one occssion in Big C and Tesco's, does this count ?

You never lose your Thai girlfriend, you only ever lose your turn.

Greater love than this, he said, no man hath that a man lay down his wife for his friend. Go thou and do likewise. Thus, or words to that effect, saith Zarathustra, sometime regius professor of French letters to the university of Oxtail.

Ulysses

Stephen Dedalus

[Kwasaki]

Nothing in life is permanent!

Except the end!

Or paying taxes.

[Thongkorn]

My wife was stolen once , I was out at a party celebrating the loss But i got a threatening phone call telling me if i did not take her back they would send me money to take her back , i thought about it for a minite , i agreed to take her back as i needed the dosh , I asked where was my wife now , they said that she was out side talking to the washing to dry it,

[Loz]

the only women i'm drawn to here are married. i enjoy picking out furniture and stuff with them. the grown up parts of a relationship like talking. but when i go home alone i'm glad of the solitude. married women are the perfect solution. but borrow. don't steal. and of course my rule about never hiding the sausage still stands.