Little Johnny Again

[Simbo]

Little Johnny was always picking his nose. This concerned his mother, he did it all the time. Eventually, she decided to take him to a doctor. She decided on a child psycologist.

The doctor asked her to stay in the waiting room while he had a chat with the lad. '' why do you pick your nose, Johnny?" " It's because I'm lonely, doctor" He replied. "is that all" the doctor said. " I'll have a word with your mum, perhaps she can get you into a boys club, or invite some of you school friends around. You have a sweet out of that box while I have a word with her."

The doctor left the room to speak with her. " I wouldn't worry too much about him, he said, Johny is just lonely. If you can find him some friends, join a club, perhaps, I'm sure he will stop the nasty habit quite soon."

Returning to the room, Johnny was just finishing the last sweet of a full box.

" Johnny! I told you to have a sweet, not eat the lot. Why did you do that?" " Cos I was lonely, doctor." " Well, why didn't you pick your nose?"

[daleyboy]