December 8, 200322 yr I am an Aussie, my pommy mate sent it to me - basket! > Little Brucie was in his junior school class when the teacher > asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All > the typical answers came up: > Fireman, policeman, salesman, politician. Brucie was being > uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about > his father. > "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all > his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's > really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap room and > let them shag him." > The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some > colouring and then took Little Brucie aside to ask him, "Is > that really true about your father?" > "No," said Brucie, "My father plays rugby for Australia, but > I was just too embarrassed to say".
December 12, 200322 yr Real Diggers here son. Of a type that don't take the pee out of the fellow diggers
December 12, 200322 yr youve gotta do it every now and again it's un Australian not to take the piss out of one another
December 13, 200322 yr you sure you not long white cloud person with joke like that ? Eeerh, could somebody translate that for me please?
December 13, 200322 yr Author you sure you not long white cloud person with joke like that ? Eeerh, could somebody translate that for me please? New zealander, Kiwi, sheep shagger, 50% of Australias unemployment handout, 3rd placer, and friends!
December 13, 200322 yr you sure you not long white cloud person with joke like that ? Eeerh, could somebody translate that for me please? long white cloud land = New Zealand....or if you come from there, it is usually pronounced Noo Zillin . Birds flying over NZ turn upside down because the place isn't worth crappin' on
December 15, 200322 yr From what I have heard New Zealand is a bit like Wales in the U.K. Where men are men and the sheep are nervous.
December 16, 200322 yr I am an Aussie, my pommy mate sent it to me - basket!Little Brucie was in his junior school class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up: Fireman, policeman, salesman, politician. Brucie was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap room and let them shag him." The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring and then took Little Brucie aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said Brucie, "My father plays rugby for Australia, but I was just too embarrassed to say". The Gent, You sure have guts to post this one, but then again, Joke Time, everyone, Please. LOL Thank you
December 17, 200322 yr you sure you not long white cloud person with joke like that ? Hey!!>>>>No-one owns up to being a Kiwi.
December 17, 200322 yr you sure you not long white cloud person with joke like that ? Hey!!>>>>No-one owns up to being a Kiwi. the only time they would was if they beat an aussie at sports (or anything else for that matter)
December 21, 200322 yr They beat us at scams hands down. look at how they fcked up the Americas cup. remember Hayden Haitana fine cotton and many more to numerous to mention
December 21, 200322 yr They beat us at scams hands down.look at how they fcked up the Americas cup. remember Hayden Haitana fine cotton and many more to numerous to mention and Robby Waterhouse is a Kiwi too Bronco ? heheheheheh
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