Excuses To Not Allow A Gf On Your Facebook

[QED]

I have a gf who wants me to add her to my facebook, but am trying to find excuses not to as I don't want my other gf to see her, and vice versa.

I am sure many of you have been in this predicament before, how did you get around it?

I was going to try to say I don't have an account but she found me somehow, quite a feat of endurance as there are thousands of people with the same name and I use a different email address.

[Boater]

oh no .........

been there done that, what you need to do is block people from posting on your wall and HIDE your friends, as long as they are not mutual friends,

as long as they are not ' Mad ' facebookers ' you will never be caught,

also take away your relationship status and keep as blank

also take away Tagged photos

you should be ok, worked for me

[sbk]

Um, tell her the truth? or have only one gf at a time? Or delete your fb account?

[IanForbes]

For some of the reasons already mentioned are why I don't do facebook. What I post is on open forums where anyone can view what I believe in. Juggling two or more intimate friends is a young person's game that usually ends poorly. I have too many sorry, personal stories to believe otherwise. They were pretty funny by other people's view points, though.

[SantiSuk]

If you want to be seriously serial with your girl friends then bin all social networking sites (including TV.com), mobile phones, e-mail accounts and digital cameras. Also clean your hairbrush after every visit. Make sure you always have the same number of condoms in your bag.

[Thank god I am through that phase of my life!! Monogamy is so much less hassle. Still occasionally get hate mail from a Mozambican and Thai ex resulting from cock-ups on my part or clinical forensic work on their part. ]

[rodentwarrior]

Monogamy.........hmm I heard about that once. Does it actually work?

[phaethon]

Monogamy.........hmm I heard about that once. Does it actually work?

It's very good for making furniture and musical instruments...

[jombom]

For some of the reasons already mentioned are why I don't do facebook. What I post is on open forums where anyone can view what I believe in. Juggling two or more intimate friends is a young person's game that usually ends poorly. I have too many sorry, personal stories to believe otherwise. They were pretty funny by other people's view points, though.

Agreed.

Don't do Facebook or Twitter. If somebody asks why, say owned by the CIA.

One of the few things, I have left, is my privacy, and that suits me just fine.

[andrewbkk]

Monogamy.........hmm I heard about that once. Does it actually work?

Monogamy is actually more prevalent than most people realize. It's a sad affliction, and it's degenerative.

But help can be found. With a solid resolution to stick with promiscuity and infidelity, it's possible to overcome monogamy. It's not easy, but It can be done.

[StreetCowboy]

For some of the reasons already mentioned are why I don't do facebook. What I post is on open forums where anyone can view what I believe in. Juggling two or more intimate friends is a young person's game that usually ends poorly. I have too many sorry, personal stories to believe otherwise. They were pretty funny by other people's view points, though.

Rabbie Burns said this about Facebook:

"Oh would some power the gift give us,

To see ourselves as others see us"

(mis-spelt into English

[tonititan]

Just let gf #1 see gf #2 on Facebook. If you want to have multiple girlfriends, fine, no problem at all. But have the balls to let them know that it's not exclusive.

[pjclark1]

open a 2nd facebook account!

[PoeDogg]

Be careful! lol.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/internet/woman-stabs-boyfriend-over-facebook-page

[QED]

oh no .........

been there done that, what you need to do is block people from posting on your wall and HIDE your friends, as long as they are not mutual friends,

as long as they are not ' Mad ' facebookers ' you will never be caught,

also take away your relationship status and keep as blank

also take away Tagged photos

you should be ok, worked for me

Thanks for your help mate - no idea what you are talking about but thanks all the same

Um, tell her the truth? or have only one gf at a time? Or delete your fb account?

Thanks Madame Whiplash, that's why I didn't post on the ladies forum

Monogamy.........hmm I heard about that once. Does it actually work?

It's very good for making furniture and musical instruments...

That was probably the funniest thing I have read this year - Bravo sir (quote of the day perchance?) :jap:

Thanks for all the input (????) and of course moral indignation. GF#1 is actually a doctor but working away right now, GF#2 lives in Philippines, luckily GF's#3through7 don't know much about the internet

[Piccolina]

lol

the guy shoul ask this lady - http://erectmeifyoucan.blogspot.com/

she claims to have an answer for each predicament

[StreetCowboy]

oh no .........

been there done that, what you need to do is block people from posting on your wall and HIDE your friends, as long as they are not mutual friends,

as long as they are not ' Mad ' facebookers ' you will never be caught,

also take away your relationship status and keep as blank

also take away Tagged photos

you should be ok, worked for me

Can one HIDE an individual friend?

SC

[DP25]

Make a Hi5 account and tell her you're using that now. She'll be so busy thinking of excuses not to allow you on her Hi5 she'll forget all about Facebook

[bangkokcitylimits]

Monogamy.........hmm I heard about that once. Does it actually work?

For the most it does, for some not. I find it somewhat 'unnatural'.

[Stan42]

I lost you at 2 girlfriends. Especially the "I don't want them to know about each other" bit. I'm not trying to judge you morally, but a dictionary would define this as "cheating".

[StreetCowboy]

I lost you at 2 girlfriends. Especially the "I don't want them to know about each other" bit. I'm not trying to judge you morally, but a dictionary would define this as "cheating".

Depends on what game you're playing.

I think you'll find in poker a pair beats 'queen high'

SC

[manarak]

I don't do facebook - or at least not the way it is designed to be used.

Open up 3 or 4 different accounts using fantasy names and throw-away email addresses and don't link to friends&family.

I really don't like the ubiquity of facebook and the other social networks, because soon people will think that if you don't have a facebook account, you've got something to hide.

[Chalky]

I lost you at 2 girlfriends. Especially the "I don't want them to know about each other" bit. I'm not trying to judge you morally, but a dictionary would define this as "cheating".

Depends on what game you're playing.

I think you'll find in poker a pair beats 'queen high'

SC

Personally I prefer two pairs, but I don't get out much!

Edited January 14, 2011 by Chalky

[StreetCowboy]

I lost you at 2 girlfriends. Especially the "I don't want them to know about each other" bit. I'm not trying to judge you morally, but a dictionary would define this as "cheating".

Depends on what game you're playing.

I think you'll find in poker a pair beats 'queen high'

SC

Personally I prefer two pairs, but I don't get out much!

And a Royal Flush beats a nasty rash, but if you have a Full House, make sure you've hidden the scissors, as in paper scissors snake duck...

SC

[deejah]

Make a Hi5 account and tell her you're using that now. She'll be so busy thinking of excuses not to allow you on her Hi5 she'll forget all about Facebook

BRILLIANT!!!

or myspace

i recently added mine

i am starting to regret it

but she really loves my posts

talk about strange

i found this bit

someone posted

on the stabbing article

"So not sure if anybody else knoticed this but the last name of the chick is davenport, now if you have a blackberry torch, storm or storm 2 and you try typing Facebook while using the onscreen keyboard with it in reduced mode you will get the predictive type suggest Davenport. Found this kind of interesting."

i highly doubt that deleting your account will erase the record FB has of you

i dont use my real name

but it isn't a stretch to put one and one together

Edited January 21, 2011 by deejah