lampard10 Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 Well we're nearly at the end of a fine series, with lots and lots of beautiful comments and witisisms from around the Ozzie and England camps. What are we going to do when it's all over? Here's a little re-cap of what we will be missing. Aussie Supporter: " I think we will win against England. After all we are world champs" England supporter: " I don't know mate. I think we'll give you a good game" Siam Superfly: " ur al rubbish england. ur al jump off mountain when over. Aus will beet u 5-0" Aussie supporter: " I think we have a better line up, although maybe Pontings passed it" England supporter: " Yes I think Vaughn is a far better captain" Siam Superfly: " ur al rubbish england. ur al jump off mountain when over. Aus will beet u 5-0" Aussie supporter: "Well it's 2-1 to you mate with one to play. We will win and keep the Ashes" England supporter: " Don't bet on it. We'll give you a good game anyway" Siam Superfly: " ur al rubbish england.ur al jump off mountain when over. Aus will beet u 5-0" Aussie supporter: " You support soccer don't you mate? who will win the premiership?" England supporter: " I think........................................................ Siam superfly: " ur al rubbish. An english team won't win the premiership. Ozzie will win it 5-0" Isn't it going to be a shame to miss all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovejoy Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 the gloves are on henry lampard vs superfly bugner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Croc Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 the gloves are on henry lampard vs superfly bugner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lampard10 Posted September 10, 2005 Author Share Posted September 10, 2005 the gloves are on henry lampard vs superfly bugner <{POST_SNAPBACK}> <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Jeez you two.......I wanna be Bugner. He's a big fat 'orrible bastaad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Croc Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 the gloves are on henry lampard vs superfly bugner Jeez you two.......I wanna be Bugner. He's a big fat 'orrible bastaad You can't be "Aussie Joe". He's ours now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britmaveric Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 Watch England's World Cup Qualifying Campaign..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Croc Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 Watch England's World Cup Qualifying Campaign..... Yes, keep the giggles coming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 Well we're nearly at the end of a fine series, with lots and lots of beautiful comments and witisisms from around the Ozzie and England camps. What are we going to do when it's all over? Here's a little re-cap of what we will be missing.Aussie Supporter: " I think we will win against England. After all we are world champs" England supporter: " I don't know mate. I think we'll give you a good game" Siam Superfly: " ur al rubbish england. ur al jump off mountain when over. Aus will beet u 5-0" Aussie supporter: " I think we have a better line up, although maybe Pontings passed it" England supporter: " Yes I think Vaughn is a far better captain" Siam Superfly: " ur al rubbish england. ur al jump off mountain when over. Aus will beet u 5-0" Aussie supporter: "Well it's 2-1 to you mate with one to play. We will win and keep the Ashes" England supporter: " Don't bet on it. We'll give you a good game anyway" Siam Superfly: " ur al rubbish england.ur al jump off mountain when over. Aus will beet u 5-0" Aussie supporter: " You support soccer don't you mate? who will win the premiership?" England supporter: " I think........................................................ Siam superfly: " ur al rubbish. An english team won't win the premiership. Ozzie will win it 5-0" Isn't it going to be a shame to miss all that. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Don't know about the Aussie's, but I guess the English will be celebrating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Mist Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 the gloves are on henry lampard vs superfly bugner <{POST_SNAPBACK}> <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Jeez you two.......I wanna be Bugner. He's a big fat 'orrible bastaad <{POST_SNAPBACK}> well you're 75% there lampshade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ringer Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 the one on the right looks a bit like Lampshade too he would be younger than Lampy by 10 years I reckon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lampard10 Posted September 11, 2005 Author Share Posted September 11, 2005 the one on the right looks a bit like Lampshade too he would be younger than Lampy by 10 years I reckon <{POST_SNAPBACK}> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh that hurts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siam_superfly Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 Watch England's World Cup Qualifying Campaign..... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> dont blink, u'll miss it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siam_superfly Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 Fat guts Lampard...... u seem to be lost and without direction in ur "pork chop" life, now that the Ashes are coming to a close......what is it with u English.... there is more to sport than cricket and soccer..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narachon Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 Well we're nearly at the end of a fine series, with lots and lots of beautiful comments and witisisms from around the Ozzie and England camps. What are we going to do when it's all over? As an American, I have to admit, this Cricket stuff is all Greek to me....... Anyway, I have no idea what you British and Austrailan sports fans are going to do ( watch even more soccer? ) but as for me.... Hey,well, Football season has finally started here in the U.S.A...... New York Giants playing Cardinals opening game tomorrow.... and Tiki's got it in the bag! GO BIG BLUE!! And the Baseball regular season is about to close... Good job , Cano! Too bad you made that throwing error later on Veritek! Yanks better beat those Red Sox tomorrow , in order to stay in the running to get a Wild Card place! ( curse that Shilling..... ) Yes, It is true... As Siam Superfly said in the previous post... : " there is more to sport than cricket and soccer "..... ( BTW, So you mean to tell me that the winner of a cricket match wins ashes? That is a kind of strange trophy..... I'd rather get money myself... ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lampard10 Posted September 11, 2005 Author Share Posted September 11, 2005 Well we're nearly at the end of a fine series, with lots and lots of beautiful comments and witisisms from around the Ozzie and England camps. What are we going to do when it's all over? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> As an American, I have to admit, this Cricket stuff is all Greek to me....... Anyway, I have no idea what you British and Austrailan sports fans are going to do ( watch even more soccer? ) but as for me.... Hey,well, Football season has finally started here in the U.S.A...... New York Giants playing Cardinals opening game tomorrow.... and Tiki's got it in the bag! GO BIG BLUE!! American sport is the same as our sport really. 1) Baseball. We call it rounders and girls play it. 2) Basketball. We call it Netball and girls play it. 3) American Football. We call it Rugby and play it in shirt-sleeves without padding. Mind you our players are big enough without it. And the Baseball regular season is about to close... Good job , Cano! Too bad you made that throwing error later on Veritek! Yanks better beat those Red Sox tomorrow , in order to stay in the running to get a Wild Card place! ( curse that Shilling..... ) Yes, It is true... As Siam Superfly said in the previous post... : " there is more to sport than cricket and soccer "..... ( BTW, So you mean to tell me that the winner of a cricket match wins ashes? That is a kind of strange trophy..... I'd rather get money myself... ) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lampard10 Posted September 11, 2005 Author Share Posted September 11, 2005 (edited) Fat guts Lampard...... u seem to be lost and without direction in ur "pork chop" life, now that the Ashes are coming to a close......what is it with u English.... there is more to sport than cricket and soccer..... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I know; there's Darts, Pool, Snooker, Bat & Trap, Cribbage, Dominoes, Nine-pins, Shove'alfpenny, . Bet you are a genuine all-rounder, and can talk <deleted> in all those. Edited September 11, 2005 by lampard10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narachon Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 Well we're nearly at the end of a fine series, with lots and lots of beautiful comments and witisisms from around the Ozzie and England camps. What are we going to do when it's all over? As an American, I have to admit, this Cricket stuff is all Greek to me....... Anyway, I have no idea what you British and Austrailan sports fans are going to do ( watch even more soccer? ) but as for me.... Hey,well, Football season has finally started here in the U.S.A...... New York Giants playing Cardinals opening game tomorrow.... and Tiki's got it in the bag! GO BIG BLUE!! American sport is the same as our sport really. 1) Baseball. We call it rounders and girls play it. 2) Basketball. We call it Netball and girls play it. 3) American Football. We call it Rugby and play it in shirt-sleeves without padding. Mind you our players are big enough without it. And the Baseball regular season is about to close... Good job , Cano! Too bad you made that throwing error later on Veritek! Yanks better beat those Red Sox tomorrow , in order to stay in the running to get a Wild Card place! ( curse that Shilling..... ) Yes, It is true... As Siam Superfly said in the previous post... : " there is more to sport than cricket and soccer "..... ( BTW, So you mean to tell me that the winner of a cricket match wins ashes? That is a kind of strange trophy..... I'd rather get money myself... ) Hey, I don't remember saying that.... Quote box problem? Anyway, come on, that's an old joke.....BTW, Soccer is what little girls play over here, and Cricket is what you find under rocks that makes that annoying sound at night.. So what does one do with the Ashes after a match? Put it in a vase on the mantle, or sprinkle them out to sea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Davis Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 Nought more I can say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas_Merton Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 (edited) I've got a flight booked, Monday evening, for a Greek island. There I will lie for two weeks dreaming about winning the lottery and Everton winning the Championship. But with my luck, I'll probably only win the Lottery. Edited September 11, 2005 by Thomas_Merton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzydom Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 Well firstly we who appreciate fine sport have the AFL grand Final,the greatest sporting contest on Earth, followed soon after by the Bathurst 1000 ,by far the greatest race on the planet, both which occur in the home of the finest sportsmen on Earth. Australia!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lampard10 Posted September 11, 2005 Author Share Posted September 11, 2005 Bathurst 1000 ,by far the greatest race on the planet, both which occur in the home of the finest sportsmen on Earth. Australia!!!!!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Geroff Ozzy. Iv'e seen the film " The Great Race" it's <deleted> all about Australia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Croc Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 (Hey,well, Football season has finally started here in the U.S.A......) Aren't they on strike and the owners have cancelled the season? Or is that the icecapades? Or rounders? I forget which it is this season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lampard10 Posted September 11, 2005 Author Share Posted September 11, 2005 (Hey,well, Football season has finally started here in the U.S.A......)Aren't they on strike and the owners have cancelled the season? Or is that the icecapades? Or rounders? I forget which it is this season. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Keep you're eye on the cricket, Croc; you couldn't even match our first innings total. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Croc Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 Fat guts Lampard...... u seem to be lost and without direction in ur "pork chop" life, now that the Ashes are coming to a close......what is it with u English.... there is more to sport than cricket and soccer..... I know; there's Darts, Pool, Snooker, Bat & Trap, Cribbage, Dominoes, Nine-pins, Shove'alfpenny, . Bet you are a genuine all-rounder, and can talk <deleted> in all those. Not to forget those great English sports of bog snorkeling and cheese rolling. (where exactly do you shove a 'alfpenny?? ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Croc Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 (Hey,well, Football season has finally started here in the U.S.A......)Aren't they on strike and the owners have cancelled the season? Or is that the icecapades? Or rounders? I forget which it is this season. Keep you're eye on the cricket, Croc; you couldn't even match our first innings total. Cricket, what cricket?? Is there a game on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siam_superfly Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 Fat guts Lampard...... u seem to be lost and without direction in ur "pork chop" life, now that the Ashes are coming to a close......what is it with u English.... there is more to sport than cricket and soccer..... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I know; there's Darts, Pool, Snooker, Bat & Trap, Cribbage, Dominoes, Nine-pins, Shove'alfpenny, . Bet you are a genuine all-rounder, and can talk <deleted> in all those. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Not to forget those great English sports of bog snorkeling and cheese rolling. (where exactly do you shove a 'alfpenny?? ) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siam_superfly Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 (edited) Lampard...after the Ashes, u could invite the Fly down to ur pub.... .... and maybe soi_lurker aswell, we would love to come to ur bar ( thats if ur doors are big enough to fit soi lurker and his biceps through)... Edited September 11, 2005 by Siam_superfly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lampard10 Posted September 12, 2005 Author Share Posted September 12, 2005 ( thats if ur doors are big enough to fit soi lurker and his biceps through)... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Or you and your mouth through Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lampard10 Posted September 12, 2005 Author Share Posted September 12, 2005 Lampard...after the Ashes, u could invite the Fly down to ur pub.... ....and maybe soi_lurker aswell, we would love to come to ur bar ( thats if ur doors are big enough to fit soi lurker and his biceps through)... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> In fact I bet you and Soi Lurker are the same person! I can imagine what you look like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siam_superfly Posted September 12, 2005 Share Posted September 12, 2005 Lampard...after the Ashes, u could invite the Fly down to ur pub.... ....and maybe soi_lurker aswell, we would love to come to ur bar ( thats if ur doors are big enough to fit soi lurker and his biceps through)... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> In fact I bet you and Soi Lurker are the same person! I can imagine what you look like <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thats funny Lampard...real funny.....ur drawing is that of a 5 yr old....and so is ur level of thinking !! Hmmmm....why dont u invite ME down to ur pub, and u will know that Soi_Lurker is not me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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