# Man who run in front of car get tired.

# Man who run behind car get exhausted

# Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

# Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.

# War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

# Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

# Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

# It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

# Man who drive like h1ll bound to get there.

# Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

# Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

# Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!

# Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.

# Man who sit on tack get point!

# Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!

# Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

and my favorite

# Virgin just like balloon ... one prick, all gone.

man who go to sleep with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger

frog who parks illegally gets toad

.........never make love in a corn field it goes against the grain!

.........never make love in a corn field it goes against the grain!

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Man with hole in pocket,feel cocky all day.

Woman who fly upside down ,have crack up

Man who dream of car wake up with horn

Lady with small hand make cock look big!

Thats why i married a thai girl

a really old one:-

Confucious he say, "rape impossible, girl with skirt up can run faster than man with trousers down!"

told you it was old.

Man who make love with girl on hill - is not on the level.