Confucius Say ....

[Tywais]

# Man who run in front of car get tired.

# Man who run behind car get exhausted

# Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

# Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.

# War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

# Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

# Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

# It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

# Man who drive like h1ll bound to get there.

# Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

# Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

# Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!

# Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.

# Man who sit on tack get point!

# Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!

# Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

and my favorite

# Virgin just like balloon ... one prick, all gone.

[tripperj]

man who go to sleep with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger

[alvino]

frog who parks illegally gets toad

[daveb1]

.........never make love in a corn field it goes against the grain!

[charlevi]

.........never make love in a corn field it goes against the grain!

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Man with hole in pocket,feel cocky all day.

[ozzydom]

Woman who fly upside down ,have crack up

Man who dream of car wake up with horn

[daleyboy]

Lady with small hand make cock look big!

Thats why i married a thai girl

[Crossy]

a really old one:-

Confucious he say, "rape impossible, girl with skirt up can run faster than man with trousers down!"

told you it was old.

[Gazza]

Man who make love with girl on hill - is not on the level.