Gulliver’S Serves 1,000,000Th asshol_e.....

[Boater]

KHAO SAN ROAD – Local bar and nightspot Gulliver’s Travelers Tavern celebrated a major milestone Saturday by serving its one-millionth asshol_e.At approximately 11:32 PM, a large Chang beer was provided to Eric Crosser, a 27-year-old New Zealander who sleeps with Thai women who are obviously prostitutes but then refuses to pay them because no explicit commercial agreement was made.

The serving of the beer to Crosser represents the millionth time that the establishment has served an alcoholic beverage to an asshol_e since its opening in 1995.

“We’re proud of our heritage as Khao San Road’s favorite gathering place for the world’s <deleted>,” said night-shift manager Nod Bamhariyang. “Having served a million of them from over 60 countries, we can truly declare that Gulliver’s is the asshol_e capital of Bangkok. Possibly all of Asia.”

According to Nod, the top asshol_e-nationalities are the UK, the US and Israel. However, Russia and China have provided the most asshol_e-growth in the last year.

Nod attributes Gulliver’s unique success to its careful formula of asshol_e-attracting qualities, including cheap shitty Western food, décor that mimics the asshol_e’s natural environment back home, and a balance of sleaziness and pretensions of sophistication which appeals to the asshol_e’s refusal to admit he’s an asshol_e.

“Whatever asshol_e activity appeals to you, whether it’s shouting at TV sports, acting cool and detached while shooting pool, or nursing a single Bt90 beer for two hours while hoping to score a freebie with a downmarket freelancer bargirl at 1:45 am, Gulliver’s is the place for you,” she added.

Gulliver’s other branches at Sukhumvit and Pattaya have also attracted their share of <deleted>, but the Khao San branch is by far the leader.

“Sukhumvit caters more to the quiet, middle-aged lifers, while our Pattaya establishment does a brisk trade in nutjobs and creeps,” said Nod. “But on Khao San Road, it’s all asshol_e, all the time.”

As a prize for being the 1,000,000th asshol_e served at Gulliver’s, Crosser received a free Bt5,000 voucher for stitches and first-aid treatment at Bangkok Mission Hospital for the next time he gets punched in the face for being an asshol_e.

http://notthenation.com/2011/04/gulliver%e2%80%99s-serves-1000000th-asshol_e/

[nonthaburial]

Bordering on Libel I would suggest

[smokie36]

Bordering on Libel I would suggest

Let the Thai judge visit for an evening and make his ruling. I know where my money will be resting....

[Boater]

Bordering on Libel I would suggest

Let the Thai judge visit for an evening and make his ruling. I know where my money will be resting....

not really, they are suggesting the clients, and not the estblishemnt it's self, also it is satire !

[HeavyDrinker]

It's not satire. It's crap.

[Nawtier]

stupid thread really.

[cardholder]

Six posts, the Mods must be asleep.

[JUDAS]

Quality

[krading]

Never been in the joint, does that mean I'm not an ars@hole?

[Nawtier]

9

[Nawtier]

doh...11

[Boater]

its in the pub section..... not to be taken to serouisly !

[smokie36]

its in the pub section..... not to be taken to serouisly !

Let's have a poll.....funny or not and nationality.

Doubt the results would be surprising.

[DP25]

nursing a single Bt90 beer for two hours while hoping to score a freebie with a downmarket freelancer bargirl at 1:45 am

Who does that? Those street vendors selling large Chang are just down the soi, you can have the girl watch your 90 baht beer and while you go down one of those

[transam]

Brilliant,

[carmine]

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5

[smokie36]

nursing a single Bt90 beer for two hours while hoping to score a freebie with a downmarket freelancer bargirl at 1:45 am

Who does that? Those street vendors selling large Chang are just down the soi, you can have the girl watch your 90 baht beer and while you go down one of those

This is a truly magnificent post. Thank you.

[IanForbes]

nursing a single Bt90 beer for two hours while hoping to score a freebie with a downmarket freelancer bargirl at 1:45 am

Who does that? Those street vendors selling large Chang are just down the soi, you can have the girl watch your 90 baht beer and while you go down one of those

This is a truly magnificent post. Thank you.

X2

Good one, Boater.:jap:

I love satire and this post nails it.. It's like black humor, or the people who say "I'm BAD!"

[Tatsujin]

Funny . . . but i would think "Gullivers" might have something to say about this . . . look for "Boater" in the local Thai Courts soon <smiles>

[xen]

I thought it was very funny but the name of the eatablisment and nationalities could be changed according to your current shit-list preferences.

I actually thought it was more an indictment on Khao San Road, not one of my favourite Thailand locations.

[homeslice]

I've have been feeling a bit homesick lately.....

[Forethat]

looool

[draggons]

Made me chuckle, nice one Boater

[nocturn]

i am astonished at the inability of the board in general to recognize satire. obtuse doesn't even cover it. libel indeed

[Tatsujin]

i am astonished at the inability of the board in general to recognize satire. obtuse doesn't even cover it. libel indeed

I would be more concerned whether the "Thai's" would recognize it as satire since we are living in Thailand and operate under their libel laws . . . satire is not a word in their dictionary.

[Nawtier]

i am astonished at the inability of the board in general to recognize satire. obtuse doesn't even cover it. libel indeed

The idea is to make it funny so people can recognise it........Fail.