How To Take Leave

[Jai Dee]

I urgently needed a few days holiday, but because I never had any leave due to me, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a few days leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "mad" then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who is blonde) asked me what I was doing?

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "mad" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing ?"

I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are mad - take a few days off".

I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "...and where are you going?"

She said "Well I can't work in the dark !!!!"