Thailand Rushes Condoms To Flood Victims

[meatboy]

floating condoms high risk of choaking if swallowed

[thaimat]

I have 4 words for you- Cheap Portable Flotation Devices...

OMG!!!! I really don't think anyone who is stranded in the middle of a flooded village is in any mood for SEX!!!! This news MUST be a big JOKE....rite??

[Jingthing]

I'm no PTP supporter but I don't see the problem with throwing in some condoms. If that was all they sent, that's a problem.

[PoorSucker]

Made the news in Sweden.

Thailand airlifts in condoms.

[Cayenne]

What were they thinking? Maybe some adviser told them that with enough condoms, you could form a water tight barrier against fluids and our PM thought this mean flood waters?

[bigbamboo]

This is quite insulting to the Thai people."Darling, this flood will cost us a fortune to set right, our home and possessions are ruined so let's see if I can add to our problems by getting you pregnant"

Edited October 6, 2011 by bigbamboo

[Gers1873]

I have 4 words for you- Cheap Portable Flotation Devices...

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Wish Edward Lear to read this

The Farang and 'wife' went to sea

In a beautiful bright green condom

He took his Thai honey

And plenty of money, (of course)

Wrapped up in a brand new french tickler

The Farang looked up to the stars above,

And sang to a small guitar,

'O lovely Pussy! O Pussy my love,

What a beautiful Pussy you are,

You are,

You are!

What a beautiful Pussy you are!'

Now where's the bloody condom when you need it

[bigbamboo]

I have 4 words for you- Cheap Portable Flotation Devices...

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Wish Edward Lear to read this

The Farang and 'wife' went to sea

In a beautiful bright green condom

He took his Thai honey

And plenty of money, (of course)

Wrapped up in a brand new french tickler

The Farang looked up to the stars above,

And sang to a small guitar,

'O lovely Pussy! O Pussy my love,

What a beautiful Pussy you are,

You are,

You are!

What a beautiful Pussy you are!'

Now where's the bloody condom when you need it

I've seen it all in Thailand now..........an intellectual Gers fan!

[animatic]

Condoms for flood victims??? You gotta be pulling my leg

The middle one of course.

[animatic]

Were they ribbed?

No, but the minister who sent them out is taking a hell of a ribbing. Nudge nudge wink wink

[animatic]

Anyone heard of a factory with a huge stock of condoms very near expiration date?

Shin Sheaths.

[Buzzybee]

the condom manufacturers must have done their marketing strategy well tying up with the government, I wonder what's the next move.

Condoms shouldn't be distributed in "flooding" time, these wraps should be available in "fires". )

[Gers1873]

I have 4 words for you- Cheap Portable Flotation Devices...

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I've seen it all in Thailand now..........an intellectual Gers fan!

I thought an intellectual was some one who listened to the 'William Tell Overture' without thinking about the 'Lone Ranger'

Hi Ho Silver Away

[PlastikbinLina]

Nah it must be a reporting error. Condoms? Just the other day I ordered two bowls of Kow Tom at a local shop and the young waitress couldn't stop laughing after she realized what I had asked for. "Two condoms please" is what she thought I said.

[anterian]

http://www.condomman.com/articles/miscellaneous/just-for-fun-other-creative-uses-for-condoms/

Most of these have been covered by other posters, but just to show there are indeed serious alternative uses.

[Gers1873]

Very well known restuarant in BKK and Pattaya called 'Cabbages and Condoms'.

Does anyone think perhaps this confused the minister - an easy mistake to make

[creck]

Wish Edward Lear to read this

The Farang and 'wife' went to sea

In a beautiful bright green condom

He took his Thai honey

And plenty of money, (of course)

Wrapped up in a brand new french tickler

The Farang looked up to the stars above,

And sang to a small guitar,

'O lovely Pussy! O Pussy my love,

What a beautiful Pussy you are,

You are,

You are!

What a beautiful Pussy you are!'

Now where's the bloody condom when you need it

Love it - whenever I can get it

[techboy]

OMG!!!! I really don't think anyone who is stranded in the middle of a flooded village is in any mood for SEX!!!! This news MUST be a big JOKE....rite??

The big JOKE is your post. Such a typical mentality response for this forum. Speculation without knowledge. By the way you siwwey wabbit- anxiety, stress and fear are sex catalysts.

[KKK]

I recall a very memorable week in 1984 being stranded in a Bangkok hotel due to floods...sex..sex and more sex...what else was there to do...watch Thai soaps on TV?!?!?!

[techboy]

the condom manufacturers must have done their marketing strategy well tying up with the government, I wonder what's the next move.

Condoms shouldn't be distributed in "flooding" time, these wraps should be available in "fires". )

What's the next move? Probably this is all part of another evil conspiracy by the government!

[Bagwan]

Wellies and condoms are one and the same. They are used used on different appendages.

One is used with a foot, the other on an appendage considerably smaller.

[GarryP]

Ground floor underwater, no electricity, nothing to do, only second floor bedroom above water. Makes perfect sense. Should have given them out in the UK in the early seventies too. Many unplanned births resulted from the miner's strikes.

My only concern is whether they know how to use them.

But to look on the brighter side of life. Think of all the love rekindled by the floods. Couples who have become bored silly with each other will have nothing better to do than partake in conjugal exercises, there being no privacy for solo distractions.

Edited October 6, 2011 by GarryP

[dean999]

good to keep the rain off.

[surayu]

What's the next move?

Vaseline ?

Probably this is all part of another evil conspiracy by the government!

If you saw an inflatable army tank distributing them, probably it is

[Fookhaht]

I have 4 words for you- Cheap Portable Flotation Devices...

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I've seen it all in Thailand now..........an intellectual Gers fan!

I thought an intellectual was some one who listened to the 'William Tell Overture' without thinking about the 'Lone Ranger'

Hi Ho Silver Away

What? The Lone Ranger song has another name too?

[housepainter]

To be used as rain coats.

The authorities intended to set up protected areas. No go areas to keep the public safe. They said they needed cordons.

The rest was lost in translation.

When two lorries arrived laden with small packets of three the local admin opted to tie them together and use them as 'roped' off barriers.

THE REMAINDER?

'get your raincoat, here. Come on Lady - on size fits all.'

'But it's all greasy.'

'That's your waterproofing. Ribbed raincoats. Get your ribbed raincoats here!'

Edited October 6, 2011 by housepainter

[ginjag]

To be used as rain coats.

The authorities intended to set up protected areas. No go areas to keep the public safe. They said they needed cordons.

The rest was lost in translation.

When two lorries arrived laden with small packets of three the local admin opted to tie them together and use them as 'roped' off barriers.

THE REMAINDER?

'get your raincoat, here. Come on Lady - on size fits all.'

'But it's all greasy.'

'That's your waterproofing. Ribbed raincoats. Get your ribbed raincoats here!'

Big sign of poverty -a rubber johnny with a john bull sticking patch. :jap:

[cutter007]

Have these guys been to Lopburi, there is nothing to do even when it isn't flooding.

Same same, I always know when it's about the middle of rainy season, because

there will always be one token monkey, ie bureaucrat that will stand up and say the same line.

We knew it would rain a lot, but we didn't expect it to rain THIS much.

[Buzzybee]

the condom manufacturers must have done their marketing strategy well tying up with the government, I wonder what's the next move.

Condoms shouldn't be distributed in "flooding" time, these wraps should be available in "fires". )

What's the next move? Probably this is all part of another evil conspiracy by the government!

LOL! you may want to include the wall street then. ))

[TAWP]

Again, gov. apologists derided posters that said the earlier supplies should have been brought out by helicopters. But they say nothing when the government flies out condoms in helicopters...