meatboy Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 floating condoms high risk of choaking if swallowed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaimat Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 I have 4 words for you- Cheap Portable Flotation Devices... OMG!!!! I really don't think anyone who is stranded in the middle of a flooded village is in any mood for SEX!!!! This news MUST be a big JOKE....rite?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 I'm no PTP supporter but I don't see the problem with throwing in some condoms. If that was all they sent, that's a problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoorSucker Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 Made the news in Sweden. Thailand airlifts in condoms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cayenne Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 What were they thinking? Maybe some adviser told them that with enough condoms, you could form a water tight barrier against fluids and our PM thought this mean flood waters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbamboo Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 (edited) This is quite insulting to the Thai people."Darling, this flood will cost us a fortune to set right, our home and possessions are ruined so let's see if I can add to our problems by getting you pregnant" Edited October 6, 2011 by bigbamboo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gers1873 Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 I have 4 words for you- Cheap Portable Flotation Devices... [ Wish Edward Lear to read this The Farang and 'wife' went to sea In a beautiful bright green condom He took his Thai honey And plenty of money, (of course) Wrapped up in a brand new french tickler The Farang looked up to the stars above, And sang to a small guitar, 'O lovely Pussy! O Pussy my love, What a beautiful Pussy you are, You are, You are! What a beautiful Pussy you are!' Now where's the bloody condom when you need it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbamboo Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 I have 4 words for you- Cheap Portable Flotation Devices... [ Wish Edward Lear to read this The Farang and 'wife' went to sea In a beautiful bright green condom He took his Thai honey And plenty of money, (of course) Wrapped up in a brand new french tickler The Farang looked up to the stars above, And sang to a small guitar, 'O lovely Pussy! O Pussy my love, What a beautiful Pussy you are, You are, You are! What a beautiful Pussy you are!' Now where's the bloody condom when you need it I've seen it all in Thailand now..........an intellectual Gers fan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animatic Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 Condoms for flood victims??? You gotta be pulling my leg The middle one of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animatic Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 Were they ribbed? No, but the minister who sent them out is taking a hell of a ribbing. Nudge nudge wink wink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animatic Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 Anyone heard of a factory with a huge stock of condoms very near expiration date? Shin Sheaths. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzzybee Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 the condom manufacturers must have done their marketing strategy well tying up with the government, I wonder what's the next move. Condoms shouldn't be distributed in "flooding" time, these wraps should be available in "fires". ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gers1873 Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 I have 4 words for you- Cheap Portable Flotation Devices... [ I've seen it all in Thailand now..........an intellectual Gers fan! I thought an intellectual was some one who listened to the 'William Tell Overture' without thinking about the 'Lone Ranger' Hi Ho Silver Away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlastikbinLina Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 Nah it must be a reporting error. Condoms? Just the other day I ordered two bowls of Kow Tom at a local shop and the young waitress couldn't stop laughing after she realized what I had asked for. "Two condoms please" is what she thought I said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anterian Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 http://www.condomman.com/articles/miscellaneous/just-for-fun-other-creative-uses-for-condoms/ Most of these have been covered by other posters, but just to show there are indeed serious alternative uses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gers1873 Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 Very well known restuarant in BKK and Pattaya called 'Cabbages and Condoms'. Does anyone think perhaps this confused the minister - an easy mistake to make Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creck Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 Wish Edward Lear to read this The Farang and 'wife' went to sea In a beautiful bright green condom He took his Thai honey And plenty of money, (of course) Wrapped up in a brand new french tickler The Farang looked up to the stars above, And sang to a small guitar, 'O lovely Pussy! O Pussy my love, What a beautiful Pussy you are, You are, You are! What a beautiful Pussy you are!' Now where's the bloody condom when you need it Love it - whenever I can get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
techboy Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 OMG!!!! I really don't think anyone who is stranded in the middle of a flooded village is in any mood for SEX!!!! This news MUST be a big JOKE....rite?? The big JOKE is your post. Such a typical mentality response for this forum. Speculation without knowledge. By the way you siwwey wabbit- anxiety, stress and fear are sex catalysts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KKK Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 I recall a very memorable week in 1984 being stranded in a Bangkok hotel due to floods...sex..sex and more sex...what else was there to do...watch Thai soaps on TV?!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
techboy Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 the condom manufacturers must have done their marketing strategy well tying up with the government, I wonder what's the next move. Condoms shouldn't be distributed in "flooding" time, these wraps should be available in "fires". ) What's the next move? Probably this is all part of another evil conspiracy by the government! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagwan Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 Wellies and condoms are one and the same. They are used used on different appendages. One is used with a foot, the other on an appendage considerably smaller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarryP Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 (edited) Ground floor underwater, no electricity, nothing to do, only second floor bedroom above water. Makes perfect sense. Should have given them out in the UK in the early seventies too. Many unplanned births resulted from the miner's strikes. My only concern is whether they know how to use them. But to look on the brighter side of life. Think of all the love rekindled by the floods. Couples who have become bored silly with each other will have nothing better to do than partake in conjugal exercises, there being no privacy for solo distractions. Edited October 6, 2011 by GarryP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dean999 Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 good to keep the rain off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surayu Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 What's the next move? Vaseline ? Probably this is all part of another evil conspiracy by the government! If you saw an inflatable army tank distributing them, probably it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fookhaht Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 I have 4 words for you- Cheap Portable Flotation Devices... [ I've seen it all in Thailand now..........an intellectual Gers fan! I thought an intellectual was some one who listened to the 'William Tell Overture' without thinking about the 'Lone Ranger' Hi Ho Silver Away What? The Lone Ranger song has another name too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepainter Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 (edited) To be used as rain coats. The authorities intended to set up protected areas. No go areas to keep the public safe. They said they needed cordons. The rest was lost in translation. When two lorries arrived laden with small packets of three the local admin opted to tie them together and use them as 'roped' off barriers. THE REMAINDER? 'get your raincoat, here. Come on Lady - on size fits all.' 'But it's all greasy.' 'That's your waterproofing. Ribbed raincoats. Get your ribbed raincoats here!' Edited October 6, 2011 by housepainter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginjag Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 To be used as rain coats. The authorities intended to set up protected areas. No go areas to keep the public safe. They said they needed cordons. The rest was lost in translation. When two lorries arrived laden with small packets of three the local admin opted to tie them together and use them as 'roped' off barriers. THE REMAINDER? 'get your raincoat, here. Come on Lady - on size fits all.' 'But it's all greasy.' 'That's your waterproofing. Ribbed raincoats. Get your ribbed raincoats here!' Big sign of poverty -a rubber johnny with a john bull sticking patch. :jap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cutter007 Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 Have these guys been to Lopburi, there is nothing to do even when it isn't flooding. Same same, I always know when it's about the middle of rainy season, because there will always be one token monkey, ie bureaucrat that will stand up and say the same line. We knew it would rain a lot, but we didn't expect it to rain THIS much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzzybee Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 the condom manufacturers must have done their marketing strategy well tying up with the government, I wonder what's the next move. Condoms shouldn't be distributed in "flooding" time, these wraps should be available in "fires". ) What's the next move? Probably this is all part of another evil conspiracy by the government! LOL! you may want to include the wall street then. )) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAWP Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 Again, gov. apologists derided posters that said the earlier supplies should have been brought out by helicopters. But they say nothing when the government flies out condoms in helicopters... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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