Prevents Illness

Miss Beatrice, the Church Organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired by all for her sweetness and kindness.

One afternoon the New Pastor called on her and she showed him into her Quaint sitting room. She invited him to take a seat while she prepared some refreshments.

As he was sat facing her Hammond Organ, the young Minister noticed a cute bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water and, in the water Floated a CONDOM.

When she returned with the tea and scones, they began to chat.

Try as he may,the Pastor could not contain his Curiosity about the strange Floater.

" Miss Beatrice," he said, " I wonder if you would tell me about THIS?" pointing to the bowl.

"Oh! Yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful?"

I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.

The Instructions said to place it on the Organ,keep it Wet and, it would prevent disease.

"Do you know Pastor, I haven't had FLU all Winter?"