Politically Correct Jokes

[cdnvic]

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?

A:The chicken has every right to cross the road without you questioning him.

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POLITICALLY CORRECT LORD'S PRAYER

Our (mis)Concept of Patriarchal Authority, who, it can be said, inhabits the metaphysical sphere, privileged be your signifier.

May your social structure achieve dominance.

May the enactment of your desire be manifested throughout the physical-metaphysical dichotomy.

Empower us this day with the means of material production,

And refuse to enforce sanctions against our behavior which some see as subversions of a moral perspective, just as we refuse to marginalize the moral perspectives of others who have exerted their individuality.

Don't lead us into situation that some would (mis)understand as detrimental to the full expression of our humanness, but liberate us from the concept of "evil."

For yours is the hegemony, and the dominance, and perceived mystification within the entire continuum of the Western concept of linear time.

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Politicall Correct Descriptions of Persons With a Testosterone Majority

He does not have a beer gut - He has developed a Liquid Grain Storage Facility.

He is not a bad dancer - He is Overly Caucasian.

He does not get lost all the time - He investigates Alternative Destinations.

He is not balding - He is in Follicle Regression.

He is not a cradle robber - He prefers Generationally Differential Relationships.

He does not get falling-down drunk - He becomes Accidentally Horizontal.

He does not act like a total ass - He develops a case of Rectal-Cranial Inversion.

He is not a pervert - He has an appreciation for the female form and involuntary drool dispenser.

He does not undress you with his eyes - He has an Introspective Pornographic Moment.

[andyfletch]