University Penis Study'

In 1993 the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft

after one year and $80,000 they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft, was to give the man more pleasure during sex

After the study was published, the University of Carolina decided to do their own study

after $250000 and three years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex

The University of Georgia, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study,

after 2 weeks and a cost of around $100, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead!