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The 4-Point New Year’S Resolution For Farang Isaan Dwellers


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#1 In 2012 I will respect everything the Isaan wife says and obey without question - except if it involves money, gold, land, buffalo, houses, cars, kids, food, or anything that can be construed as being likely to cost money. In those circumstances the conversation, hint, threat, demand and the like shall be dismissed instantly without recourse.

#2 I will reduce my drinking by 75% and give the saved money to the local village temple.

#3 I will never disagree with, denounce or attempt to incite other Isaan forum followers and promise to hold moderators in the highest regard at all times, knowing they are wiser.

#4 If things get tough, I reserve the right to reverse all resolutions without question.

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I will pull off the shoulder of the highway when an oncoming bus or truck is in my lane. If there's only a ditch or a cliff, then better that I go that way than meet my maker head on.

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I will pull off the shoulder of the highway when an oncoming bus or truck is in my lane. If there's only a ditch or a cliff, then better that I go that way than meet my maker head on.

Not a bad idea 'cos I've heard on the grapevine they're bringing Oz-style half-a-mile long road trains over here.
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#1 In 2012 I will respect everything the Isaan wife says and obey without question - except if it involves money, gold, land, buffalo, houses, cars, kids, food, or anything that can be construed as being likely to cost money. In those circumstances the conversation, hint, threat, demand and the like shall be dismissed instantly without recourse.

#2 I will reduce my drinking by 75% and give the saved money to the local village temple.

#3 I will never disagree with, denounce or attempt to incite other Isaan forum followers and promise to hold moderators in the highest regard at all times, knowing they are wiser.

#4 If things get tough, I reserve the right to reverse all resolutions without question.

Brill!!!! :)

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I will pull off the shoulder of the highway when an oncoming bus or truck is in my lane. If there's only a ditch or a cliff, then better that I go that way than meet my maker head on.

Not a bad idea 'cos I've heard on the grapevine they're bringing Oz-style half-a-mile long road trains over here.

Better yet, pull over regardless of which lane they are in

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#1 In 2012 I will respect everything the Isaan wife says and obey without question - except if it involves money, gold, land, buffalo, houses, cars, kids, food, or anything that can be construed as being likely to cost money. In those circumstances the conversation, hint, threat, demand and the like shall be dismissed instantly without recourse.

#2 I will reduce my drinking by 75% and give the saved money to the local village temple.

#3 I will never disagree with, denounce or attempt to incite other Isaan forum followers and promise to hold moderators in the highest regard at all times, knowing they are wiser.

#4 If things get tough, I reserve the right to reverse all resolutions without question.

Brill!!!! smile.png

I give Jezz until about the 3rd of January......

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