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What the State Motto Really should be...

FLORIDA: The Gunshine State

ALABAMA: Literacy Ain't Everything

ARKANSAS: At Least We're not Oklahoma

ILLINOIS: Gateway to Iowa

KENTUCKY: Tobacco is a Vegetable

MAINE: For Sale

MONTANA: Land of the Big Sky, and Very Little Else

NEW JERSEY: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney

NEW MEXICO: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

NORTH CAROLINA: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

OHIO: Don't Judge us by Cleveland

PENNSYLVANIA: Cook with Coal

SOUTH DAKOTA: Closer than North Dakota

TENNESSEE: The Educashun State

TEXAS: Si Habla Ingles

UTAH: Our Jesus is Better than Your Jesus

ARIZONA: But it's a dry heat, I tell ya!

WEST VIRGINIA: We're all related

MASSACHUSETTS: Chappaquidick...'nuff said

NEVADA: Lose Your Money and Leave

RHODE Island: Too Small to Care About

OKLAHOMA: 50th Most Visited State!

HAWAII: We're All Tanned and Healthy and You're Fat and Dying!

VERMONT: Quaint and Cold

DELAWARE: No One Knows We Exist

IDAHO: Enough About the Damn Potatoes!

TEXAS: Not as Boring as Nebraska

D.C.: Now With Fewer Murders Than New Orleans

LOUISIANA State Joke: Men Working

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