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Crimes Against Thaivisa Members

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David48 Star Member

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Crime: unnecessary CAPITALISATION

Punishment: all relevant posts to be recited back to you via a megaphone in your ear

WHICH POSTER IS REALLY BAD AT DOING THAT?

BUGGER YOU SC ... I WAS POSTING AT THE SAME TIME!

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David48 Star Member

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Crime: Starting (another) thread on gun ownership in Thailand

Punishment: Having to read the 250 inane comments in 'self defence in your home'

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brit1984 Platinum Member

brit1984

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Crime: accusing the OP of wasting time with his/her "pointless" thread

Punishment: make a public declaration that your life is pointless

StreetCowboy Star Member

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Crime: unnecessary CAPITALISATION

Punishment: all relevant posts to be recited back to you via a megaphone in your ear

STOP MUMBLING, MAN

as my dear old mother would say.

I said "AS MY DEAR OLD MOTHER WOULD SAY".

There's a bloke in our office talks like he's deaf, and it really does get a bit wearing after a while.

Posting after a few beers over the Mod's shift change.

Early retirement. He was told he would get his pension...

SC

should I have said that a bit quieter?

David48 Star Member

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Hey SC ... is it true that at one time you were, for a brief time, a male model?

Speaking of 'true photos' ...

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. . . A younger SC

The punishment flares you were referring to?

(Paisley pattern to be added later)

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brit1984 Platinum Member

brit1984

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Crime: demanding that other members ignore comments you have made on other threads

Punishment: removal of the part of your brain where memories are stored

StreetCowboy Star Member

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Hey SC ... is it true that at one time you were, for a brief time, a male model?

Speaking of 'true photos' ...

post-104736-0-92972500-1336396008_thumb.

. A younger SC

The punishment flares you were referring to?

(Paisley pattern to be added later)

The great thing about flares is that one can put them on without taking one's doctor marten's off.

Those are pretty groovy trews, though. Donald would have never misplaced them...

sc

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David48 Star Member

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Crime: demanding that other members ignore comments you have made on other threads

Punishment: removal of the part of your brain where memories are stored

I'm feeling in a visual mood tonight ...

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Oh, and not referring to brit1984 comments above ... I just liked the sepia tones used in the Avatar.

We used to get the same in photography (before the fancy electrics) by using a B and W film but getting it colour developed.

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harrry Star Member

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Crime Demanding that people only reply in threads if they write what you agree with.

Punisment....Being made to watch the Parliament channel on television.

David48 Star Member

David48

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Hey SC ... is it true that at one time you were, for a brief time, a male model?

Speaking of 'true photos' ...

post-104736-0-92972500-1336396008_thumb.

. A younger SC

The punishment flares you were referring to?

(Paisley pattern to be added later)

The great thing about flares is that one can put them on without taking one's doctor marten's off.

Those are pretty groovy trews, though. Donald would have never misplaced them...

sc

I haven't had a good foot tap for a long time.

Well done SC ... thumbsup.gif

I never did ask ... are you a Scot, or just maybe one at heart?

EDIT:- The ELVIS spin on the end made me smile!

t

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StreetCowboy Star Member

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Hey SC ... is it true that at one time you were, for a brief time, a male model?

Speaking of 'true photos' ...

post-104736-0-92972500-1336396008_thumb.

. A younger SC

The punishment flares you were referring to?

(Paisley pattern to be added later)

The great thing about flares is that one can put them on without taking one's doctor marten's off.

Those are pretty groovy trews, though. Donald would have never misplaced them...

sc

I haven't had a good foot tap for a long time.

Well done SC ... thumbsup.gif

I never did ask ... are you a Scot, or just maybe one at heart?

No I'm Young at Heart,

but a Scot, right enough

SC

smokie36 Star Member

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But what crime would you have to commit here to be forced to wear these?

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I remember as a young laddie...playing football in the field and one of our friends comes walking across the grass wearing....

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I still don't know to this day what he did to deserve that. he must be scarred for life.

David48 Star Member

David48

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I remember as a young laddie...playing football in the field and one of our friends comes walking across the grass wearing....

england-1982-world-cup-shirt.jpg

I still don't know to this day what he did to deserve that. he must be scarred for life.

That is a touch subtle for me (remember, I am an Aussie after all).

Is that and England soccer uniform and you are all proud Scots?

brit1984 Platinum Member

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But what crime would you have to commit here to be forced to wear these?

post-104736-0-60902700-1336396787_thumb.

I remember as a young laddie...playing football in the field and one of our friends comes walking across the grass wearing....

england-1982-world-cup-shirt.jpg

I still don't know to this day what he did to deserve that. he must be scarred for life.

Crime: bitter comments by the Scots about their conquerors

Punishment: ban on using (normally misusing) the English language

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transam Legendary Member

transam

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But what crime would you have to commit here to be forced to wear these?

post-104736-0-60902700-1336396787_thumb.

I remember as a young laddie...playing football in the field and one of our friends comes walking across the grass wearing....

england-1982-world-cup-shirt.jpg

I still don't know to this day what he did to deserve that. he must be scarred for life.

But at least folk wore it and won. laugh.png

smokie36 Star Member

smokie36

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But what crime would you have to commit here to be forced to wear these?

post-104736-0-60902700-1336396787_thumb.

I remember as a young laddie...playing football in the field and one of our friends comes walking across the grass wearing....

england-1982-world-cup-shirt.jpg

I still don't know to this day what he did to deserve that. he must be scarred for life.

But at least folk wore it and won. laugh.png

Crime: Forgetting that Scotland were 1-0 up against a Brazil side with Zico, Socrates et al.

Punishment: Steve Archibald haircut for a year! biggrin.png

brit1984 Platinum Member

brit1984

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Crime: claiming that Anders Breivik had a point

Punishment: 25 years in a cell with him

Whaaaat? Who claimed that?

There is a whole thread on it, search Breivik

brit1984 Platinum Member

brit1984

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Crime: claiming that murder by partner is the third most common cause of death amongst French women

Punishment: injection containing the 100 or so illnesses/viruses/cancers that actually cause more deaths

David48 Star Member

David48

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COUGH ... so is that an England soccer uniform and you are all proud Scots?

Focus gentlemen please ... focus!

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brit1984 Platinum Member

brit1984

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Crime: saying that you have not bothered to read the rest of the thread before posting irrelevant nonsense

Punishment: a lock on your account that prevents you from posting before you have viewed every page of the thread (and answered an automatically generated multiple choice quiz on the topic and posts that have been made so far)

transam Legendary Member

transam

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Crime: saying that you have not bothered to read the rest of the thread before posting irrelevant nonsense

Punishment: a lock on your account that prevents you from posting before you have viewed every page of the thread (and answered an automatically generated multiple choice quiz on the topic and posts that have been made so far)

I've had to many beers to read that again. sick.gif

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