David48 Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 (edited) Crime: unnecessary CAPITALISATION Punishment: all relevant posts to be recited back to you via a megaphone in your ear WHICH POSTER IS REALLY BAD AT DOING THAT? BUGGER YOU SC ... I WAS POSTING AT THE SAME TIME! Edited May 7, 2012 by David48 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Crime: Starting (another) thread on gun ownership in Thailand Punishment: Having to read the 250 inane comments in 'self defence in your home' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brit1984 Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Crime: accusing the OP of wasting time with his/her "pointless" thread Punishment: make a public declaration that your life is pointless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Crime: unnecessary CAPITALISATION Punishment: all relevant posts to be recited back to you via a megaphone in your ear STOP MUMBLING, MAN as my dear old mother would say. I said "AS MY DEAR OLD MOTHER WOULD SAY". There's a bloke in our office talks like he's deaf, and it really does get a bit wearing after a while. Posting after a few beers over the Mod's shift change. Early retirement. He was told he would get his pension... SC should I have said that a bit quieter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 SC should I have said that a bit quieter? Yes ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 (edited) Hey SC ... is it true that at one time you were, for a brief time, a male model? Speaking of 'true photos' ... . . . A younger SC The punishment flares you were referring to? (Paisley pattern to be added later) Edited May 7, 2012 by David48 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brit1984 Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Crime: any criticism of cricket Punishment: 10 overs in the nets with Shoaib Akhtar bowling (and no box) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brit1984 Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Crime: demanding that other members ignore comments you have made on other threads Punishment: removal of the part of your brain where memories are stored Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Hey SC ... is it true that at one time you were, for a brief time, a male model? Speaking of 'true photos' ... . A younger SC The punishment flares you were referring to? (Paisley pattern to be added later) The great thing about flares is that one can put them on without taking one's doctor marten's off. Those are pretty groovy trews, though. Donald would have never misplaced them... sc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 (edited) Crime: demanding that other members ignore comments you have made on other threads Punishment: removal of the part of your brain where memories are stored I'm feeling in a visual mood tonight ... Oh, and not referring to brit1984 comments above ... I just liked the sepia tones used in the Avatar. We used to get the same in photography (before the fancy electrics) by using a B and W film but getting it colour developed. Edited May 7, 2012 by David48 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrry Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Crime Demanding that people only reply in threads if they write what you agree with. Punisment....Being made to watch the Parliament channel on television. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 But what crime would you have to commit here to be forced to wear these? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 (edited) Hey SC ... is it true that at one time you were, for a brief time, a male model? Speaking of 'true photos' ... . A younger SC The punishment flares you were referring to? (Paisley pattern to be added later) The great thing about flares is that one can put them on without taking one's doctor marten's off. Those are pretty groovy trews, though. Donald would have never misplaced them... sc I haven't had a good foot tap for a long time. Well done SC ... I never did ask ... are you a Scot, or just maybe one at heart? EDIT:- The ELVIS spin on the end made me smile! t Edited May 7, 2012 by David48 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrry Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 But what crime would you have to commit here to be forced to wear these? Cool man......nice threads.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Hey SC ... is it true that at one time you were, for a brief time, a male model? Speaking of 'true photos' ... . A younger SC The punishment flares you were referring to? (Paisley pattern to be added later) The great thing about flares is that one can put them on without taking one's doctor marten's off. Those are pretty groovy trews, though. Donald would have never misplaced them... sc I haven't had a good foot tap for a long time. Well done SC ... I never did ask ... are you a Scot, or just maybe one at heart? No I'm Young at Heart, but a Scot, right enough SC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 But what crime would you have to commit here to be forced to wear these? I remember as a young laddie...playing football in the field and one of our friends comes walking across the grass wearing.... I still don't know to this day what he did to deserve that. he must be scarred for life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 I remember as a young laddie...playing football in the field and one of our friends comes walking across the grass wearing.... I still don't know to this day what he did to deserve that. he must be scarred for life. That is a touch subtle for me (remember, I am an Aussie after all). Is that and England soccer uniform and you are all proud Scots? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brit1984 Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 But what crime would you have to commit here to be forced to wear these? I remember as a young laddie...playing football in the field and one of our friends comes walking across the grass wearing.... I still don't know to this day what he did to deserve that. he must be scarred for life. Crime: bitter comments by the Scots about their conquerors Punishment: ban on using (normally misusing) the English language 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 But what crime would you have to commit here to be forced to wear these? I remember as a young laddie...playing football in the field and one of our friends comes walking across the grass wearing.... I still don't know to this day what he did to deserve that. he must be scarred for life. But at least folk wore it and won. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 But what crime would you have to commit here to be forced to wear these? I remember as a young laddie...playing football in the field and one of our friends comes walking across the grass wearing.... I still don't know to this day what he did to deserve that. he must be scarred for life. But at least folk wore it and won. Crime: Forgetting that Scotland were 1-0 up against a Brazil side with Zico, Socrates et al. Punishment: Steve Archibald haircut for a year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brit1984 Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Crime: claiming that Anders Breivik had a point Punishment: 25 years in a cell with him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Crime: claiming that Anders Breivik had a point Punishment: 25 years in a cell with him Whaaaat? Who claimed that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brit1984 Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Crime: claiming that Anders Breivik had a point Punishment: 25 years in a cell with him Whaaaat? Who claimed that? There is a whole thread on it, search Breivik Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brit1984 Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Crime: claiming that murder by partner is the third most common cause of death amongst French women Punishment: injection containing the 100 or so illnesses/viruses/cancers that actually cause more deaths Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 (edited) COUGH ... so is that an England soccer uniform and you are all proud Scots? Focus gentlemen please ... focus! Edited May 7, 2012 by David48 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brit1984 Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Crime: boasting how you can live on 50 pounds per week Punishment: living on 50 pounds per week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raro Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 As a mod I'm reading this thread with high interest ...where is the whistle smiley on this mobile app... Posted with Thaivisa App http://apps.thaivisa.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brit1984 Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Crime: saying that you have not bothered to read the rest of the thread before posting irrelevant nonsense Punishment: a lock on your account that prevents you from posting before you have viewed every page of the thread (and answered an automatically generated multiple choice quiz on the topic and posts that have been made so far) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brit1984 Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 As a mod I'm reading this thread with high interest ...where is the whistle smiley on this mobile app... Posted with Thaivisa App http://apps.thaivisa.com Apologies... I understand your point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Crime: saying that you have not bothered to read the rest of the thread before posting irrelevant nonsense Punishment: a lock on your account that prevents you from posting before you have viewed every page of the thread (and answered an automatically generated multiple choice quiz on the topic and posts that have been made so far) I've had to many beers to read that again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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