theblether Posted March 24, 2012 Author Share Posted March 24, 2012 I have a cunning plan. It was so ridiculous I had to give you a like once I had stopped laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canuckamuck Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Thai TV producer: Let's take out all the boings and slide whistles and see if our audience can figure out what the parts are on their own. Thai TV producer: Lets make a documentary. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerchang Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Thai girl.... "You what! You want to buy me an iPhone! No way! Bowl of somtam instead please" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerchang Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Thai golf caddy... "Sheesh, you can't play for <deleted>!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerchang Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Thai Hiso tv star girl.... "I have no luck. All I want is a fat, bald, chainsmoking, alcoholic farang.....preferably with dodgy tattoos" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerchang Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Ladyboy...."I'm not putting that thing in my mouth" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerchang Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Ladyboy to bargirl...."How much for short time baby!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerchang Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Indian fellah outside his tailor shop to farang...."Bloody 'ell mate! No way you need a suit. Move along" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post arthurwait Posted March 24, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted March 24, 2012 This enjoyable thread is now going 'off the rails'.. Was it caused by balloons ? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macksview Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 thai airways trolly dolly to fat farang " yes go ahead grope me or try and flirt with me, you have a very good chance of me going to bed with you when we land at bkk" trolly dolly to farang "oh your thai language is wonderful, are you sure your not andrew briggs?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigJohnnyBKK Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 The sound of one hand fapping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 The sound of one hand fapping I feel obliged to disagree on this one; thank you for the learning opportunity, but it appears that "to fap" is etymologically derived from "fap!" an onomatopaiec exclamation for the sound of solitary gentlemanly stimulation from English-language manga-style comics. Being fortuitously blessed with a monomanual-sized member, I can confirm that one or two hands, the sound is the same. I leave you with this quote from the Wiktionary page on the topic "He really likes to fap; I hear him five times a day at least." http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/fap Unless your point is that with current market conditions, there should be no-one obliged to resort to twisting one off the wrist, but I am sure that elsewhere posters have identified one another as definite participants in the solitary arts SC SC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 The sound of one hand fapping I feel obliged to disagree on this one; thank you for the learning opportunity, but it appears that "to fap" is etymologically derived from "fap!" an onomatopaiec exclamation for the sound of solitary gentlemanly stimulation from English-language manga-style comics. Being fortuitously blessed with a monomanual-sized member, I can confirm that one or two hands, the sound is the same. I leave you with this quote from the Wiktionary page on the topic "He really likes to fap; I hear him five times a day at least." http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/fap Unless your point is that with current market conditions, there should be no-one obliged to resort to twisting one off the wrist, but I am sure that elsewhere posters have identified one another as definite participants in the solitary arts SC SC SC, you used words there that even I had to look up. Please resume your medication at the earliest available opportunity. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 The sound of one hand fapping I feel obliged to disagree on this one; thank you for the learning opportunity, but it appears that "to fap" is etymologically derived from "fap!" an onomatopaiec exclamation for the sound of solitary gentlemanly stimulation from English-language manga-style comics. Being fortuitously blessed with a monomanual-sized member, I can confirm that one or two hands, the sound is the same. I leave you with this quote from the Wiktionary page on the topic "He really likes to fap; I hear him five times a day at least." http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/fap Unless your point is that with current market conditions, there should be no-one obliged to resort to twisting one off the wrist, but I am sure that elsewhere posters have identified one another as definite participants in the solitary arts SC SC SC, you used words there that even I had to look up. Please resume your medication at the earliest available opportunity. I'm self-medicating now... its downhill from here on, I'm afraid. Imagine how hard those words would have been to look up, with bonus typos... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pastitche Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 (edited) The sound of one hand fapping I feel obliged to disagree on this one; thank you for the learning opportunity, but it appears that "to fap" is etymologically derived from "fap!" an onomatopaiec exclamation for the sound of solitary gentlemanly stimulation from English-language manga-style comics. Being fortuitously blessed with a monomanual-sized member, I can confirm that one or two hands, the sound is the same. I leave you with this quote from the Wiktionary page on the topic "He really likes to fap; I hear him five times a day at least." http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/fap Unless your point is that with current market conditions, there should be no-one obliged to resort to twisting one off the wrist, but I am sure that elsewhere posters have identified one another as definite participants in the solitary arts SC SC I can only bow to your etymological knowledge Sir Cowboy but would hesitantly point out that the noun onomatopoeia has, as its adjective, onomatopoeic. Edited March 24, 2012 by pastitche Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 The sound of one hand fapping I feel obliged to disagree on this one; thank you for the learning opportunity, but it appears that "to fap" is etymologically derived from "fap!" an onomatopaiec exclamation for the sound of solitary gentlemanly stimulation from English-language manga-style comics. Being fortuitously blessed with a monomanual-sized member, I can confirm that one or two hands, the sound is the same. I leave you with this quote from the Wiktionary page on the topic "He really likes to fap; I hear him five times a day at least." http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/fap Unless your point is that with current market conditions, there should be no-one obliged to resort to twisting one off the wrist, but I am sure that elsewhere posters have identified one another as definite participants in the solitary arts SC SC I can only bow to your etymological knowledge Sir Cowboy but would hesitantly point out that the noun onomatopoeia has, as its adjective, onomatopoeic. The pearls of self-medication... I can't believe the rugby has finished already and I've still three tigers in the fridge.. what a misjudgement! And also that emphasises the importance of independent checking; no job is too small or too trivail that it would not benefit from being done right. SC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pipo1000 Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 We are well aware that these food products are contaminated due to the floods and a risk to your health,but we still try to sell them at reduced prices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Thai Hiso tv star girl.... "I have no luck. All I want is a fat, bald, chainsmoking, alcoholic farang.....preferably with dodgy tattoos" A will in my favour and an incurable illness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 No Ploy... don't put spoons in the fork drawer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 I've had a great idea Somchai, let's ask a farang how to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 What if? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macksview Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Thai Hiso tv star girl.... "I have no luck. All I want is a fat, bald, chainsmoking, alcoholic farang.....preferably with dodgy tattoos" where does that leave the other 50 farangs in thailand that dont meet these criteria? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loong Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 When a container of Bpla Raa is opened in the vicinity... Thai - "Who farted?? that smells disgusting!" or "Jeez, did something die in here?" When a container of Bpla Raa is opened in the vicinity... Farang - "What is that pleasant aroma?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loong Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Highway department - "You know if we used some different colours other than black and red on our warning signs at roadworks, people could see them easier at night and there may be fewer accidents" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loong Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Driver after some roadside maintenance - "Well now that's fixed, I'll remove the branches that I put in the motorbike lane" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canuckamuck Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 "I keep being headhunted by these ivy league colleges to head their long term planning commitees." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenSnapper Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Taxi driver: One moment, I'll check the map how to get there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerchang Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Thai Hiso tv star girl.... "I have no luck. All I want is a fat, bald, chainsmoking, alcoholic farang.....preferably with dodgy tattoos" where does that leave the other 50 farangs in thailand that dont meet these criteria? Don't know mack....Never met the other 49! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swisstouristpattaya Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 "welcome in los" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macksview Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Thai Hiso tv star girl.... "I have no luck. All I want is a fat, bald, chainsmoking, alcoholic farang.....preferably with dodgy tattoos" where does that leave the other 50 farangs in thailand that dont meet these criteria? Don't know mack....Never met the other 49! i used to be one of the 49, i got called a fat bustard the other day at work, been called a bustard many times but never a fat one, so thats it dodgy tattoos for me now, take up smoking morning rain or gold city again, start wandering around town drunk without my shirt on, ah to aspire to being a real farang. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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