Step Away From The Mic

[lovejoy]

"Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Darryl Gibson comes inside of him" -

NZ Rugby Commentator

"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria ... I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing" - Weightlifting Commentator, Pat Glenn

"This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother" - Horse

Racing Commentator, Ted Walsh

"He's pulling him off ! The Spanish manager is pulling his captain

off !!" - Soccer Commentator, George Hamilton, on Spanish manager Luis

Suarez's substitution of Butragueno during their World Cup qualifier with

Ireland in Seville, 1992.

"The black players at this club lend the side a lot of skill and

flair, but you also need white players in there to balance things up and give

the team some brains and some common sense" - Crystal Palace Chairman, Ron

Noades, speaking in 1991.

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body" -

Winston Bennett

"The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it

which is identical" - Murray Walker

"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father" - Greg

Norman

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of

them serious" - Alan Minter

"The racecourse is as level as a billiard ball" - John Francombe

"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing

again" - Terry Venebles

"I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left winger in the

Premiership, but there are none better" - Ron Atkinson

"He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all

over their faces" - Ron Atkinson

"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox

of the Oxford crew" - Harry Carpenter, BBC TV Boat Race 1977

"Morcelli has four fastest 1500 metre times ever. And all those times are at

1500 metres" - David Coleman

"Julian Dicks is everywhere. Its like they've got eleven Dicks on the

field" - Metro Radio

"... and later we will have action from the men's cockless pairs

..." - Sue Barker

"Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw" - Ron Atkinson

"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for

even longer" - David Acfield

"What will you do when you leave football, Jack? Will you stay in football?" - Stuart Hall, Radio Five Live

"There goes Juantoena down the back straight, opening his legs and

showing his class" - David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics

"One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before

each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ...Oh my God,

what have I just said ?!??" - US TV Commentator

[kayo]

That was absolutely LOL

Thank you!

[IMA_FARANG]

"Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Darryl Gibson comes inside of him" -

NZ Rugby Commentator

"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria ... I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing" - Weightlifting Commentator, Pat Glenn

"This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother" - Horse

Racing Commentator, Ted Walsh

"He's pulling him off ! The Spanish manager is pulling his captain

off !!" - Soccer Commentator, George Hamilton, on Spanish manager Luis

Suarez's substitution of Butragueno during their World Cup qualifier with

Ireland in Seville, 1992.

"The black players at this club lend the side a lot of skill and

flair, but you also need white players in there to balance things up and give

the team some brains and some common sense" - Crystal Palace Chairman, Ron

Noades, speaking in 1991.

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body" -

Winston Bennett

"The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it

which is identical" - Murray Walker

"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father" - Greg

Norman

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of

them serious" - Alan Minter

"The racecourse is as level as a billiard ball" - John Francombe

"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing

again" - Terry Venebles

"I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left winger in the

Premiership, but there are none better" - Ron Atkinson

"He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all

over their faces" - Ron Atkinson

"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox

of the Oxford crew" - Harry Carpenter, BBC TV Boat Race 1977

"Morcelli has four fastest 1500 metre times ever. And all those times are at

1500 metres" - David Coleman

"Julian Dicks is everywhere. Its like they've got eleven Dicks on the

field" - Metro Radio

"... and later we will have action from the men's cockless pairs

..." - Sue Barker

"Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw" - Ron Atkinson

"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for

even longer" - David Acfield

"What will you do when you leave football, Jack? Will you stay in football?" - Stuart Hall, Radio Five Live

"There goes Juantoena down the back straight, opening his legs and

showing his class" - David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics

"One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before

each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ...Oh my God,

what have I just said ?!??" - US TV Commentator

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True story.

There was once a American football player named Phare Hooker. (The name is pronounced as in "fair hooker".) On a nationwide football game broadcast the commentator was talking about this person. His comment was,"He is a dominent part of football here in Cincinati. I am always happy to come to Cincinati, because I know there will always be a Phare Hooker to be found."