Thailand Needs Cricket

[David48]

... and I said: 'hmmm...' and nodded to him and then sat there in companionable silence...and then Lucy the bartender who was a tart with a spectacular backside came up behind the bar and displayed her stuff to the local celebrity and then I saw Billy check her out and I felt like I was in the big leagues already...

So the takeout from that story was that, on that particular night when Billy met the fameous tutsiwarrior, he was more a Talent Scout then a Manager?

[tutsiwarrior]

hey...cricket, baseball and surfin'...what next?...as befits a truly eclectic thaivisa forum thread...hooray!

[harrry]

hey...cricket, baseball and surfin'...what next?...as befits a truly eclectic thaivisa forum thread...hooray!

food......

ahhhh Cricket sandwiches.(sorry thought I was in the ChiangMai forum)

[tutsiwarrior]

... and I said: 'hmmm...' and nodded to him and then sat there in companionable silence...and then Lucy the bartender who was a tart with a spectacular backside came up behind the bar and displayed her stuff to the local celebrity and then I saw Billy check her out and I felt like I was in the big leagues already...

So the takeout from that story was that, on that particular night when Billy met the fameous tutsiwarrior, he was more a Talent Scout then a Manager?

nah...Billy Martin was a badassed mofo and I'm just a puss and he could see immediately that I had no potential...

[harrry]

http://www.theage.com.au/sport/cricket/clarke-johnson-the-big-winners-in-crickets-contract-list-20120622-20soo.html

We had better start budgeting for some good sponsors.....I know we already have SoGoodSpa but I don't think they can come up with that much dough.

[brit1984]

http://www.theage.com.au/sport/cricket/clarke-johnson-the-big-winners-in-crickets-contract-list-20120622-20soo.html

We had better start budgeting for some good sponsors.....I know we already have SoGoodSpa but I don't think they can come up with that much dough.

How about Starbucks?

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[harrry]

http://www.theage.co...0622-20soo.html

We had better start budgeting for some good sponsors.....I know we already have SoGoodSpa but I don't think they can come up with that much dough.

How about Starbucks?

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I can think of better coffee....but if they pay well I can be persuaded.

Edited June 22, 2012 by harrry

[kevjohn]

http://www.theage.co...0622-20soo.html

We had better start budgeting for some good sponsors.....I know we already have SoGoodSpa but I don't think they can come up with that much dough.

Looks like you will have to take a pay cut.

25% cut to your base salary will cover Clarkey's salary.....

[brit1984]

hey...cricket, baseball and surfin'...what next?...as befits a truly eclectic thaivisa forum thread...hooray!

Is beach baseball popular?

If so, how many runs do you get for hitting a surfer.

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Edited June 22, 2012 by brit1984

[kevjohn]

hey...cricket, baseball and surfin'...what next?...as befits a truly eclectic thaivisa forum thread...hooray!

Is beach baseball popular?

If so, how many runs do you get for hitting a surfer.

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Now if it was Beach Cricket, it could be 1 run for hitting a surfer , 4 for hitting the surf board

and 6 for knocking the surfboard rider off the surfboard.

Now that would give the batsman some incentive.

[kevjohn]

http://www.theage.co...0622-20soo.html

We had better start budgeting for some good sponsors.....I know we already have SoGoodSpa but I don't think they can come up with that much dough.

How about Starbucks?

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I can think of better coffee....but if they pay well I can be persuaded.

If they pay, well, then you and I can buy the best.

[tutsiwarrior]

hey...cricket, baseball and surfin'...what next?...as befits a truly eclectic thaivisa forum thread...hooray!

Is beach baseball popular?

If so, how many runs do you get for hitting a surfer.

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Now if it was Beach Cricket, it could be 1 run for hitting a surfer , 4 for hitting the surf board

and 6 for knocking the surfboard rider off the surfboard.

Now that would give the batsman some incentive.

hey man...don't mess with them surfers...I saw some bad fights out in the water when it was crowded, Malibu in particular, people getting cut off and etc...I got to where I could come up below and behind from some <deleted> on a wave that cut me off and dump him off his board and then it was 'big choose off' time...ain't nothin' like a mean assed surfer on the beach with an opponent that was disrespectful in the water...some dudes used their boards as weapons in the water and then it could be deadly...ye always gotta be polite...

plus the idea of flannels on the beach in soCal is ludicrous...and all the cricket bats in the world wouldn't save you from an enraged surfer wantin' to stomp yer arse...

in soCal beach baseball is forbidden but beach volleyball is allowed as there are no hard edges...

[brit1984]

Given the high number of transsexuals in Thailand, I think Thailand could easily win the Transsexual Cricket World Cup.

Any thoughts?

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[kevjohn]

hey...cricket, baseball and surfin'...what next?...as befits a truly eclectic thaivisa forum thread...hooray!

Is beach baseball popular?

If so, how many runs do you get for hitting a surfer.

Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules

Now if it was Beach Cricket, it could be 1 run for hitting a surfer , 4 for hitting the surf board

and 6 for knocking the surfboard rider off the surfboard.

Now that would give the batsman some incentive.

hey man...don't mess with them surfers...I saw some bad fights out in the water when it was crowded, Malibu in particular, people getting cut off and etc...I got to where I could come up below and behind from some <deleted> on a wave that cut me off and dump him off his board and then it was 'big choose off' time...ain't nothin' like a mean assed surfer on the beach with an opponent that was disrespectful in the water...some dudes used their boards as weapons in the water and then it could be deadly...ye always gotta be polite...

plus the idea of flannels on the beach in soCal is ludicrous...and all the cricket bats in the world wouldn't save you from an enraged surfer wantin' to stomp yer arse...

in soCal beach baseball is forbidden but beach volleyball is allowed as there are no hard edges...

Thanks, for the heads up there, tutsiwarrior. I'll cross Malibu and soCal of me tourist destinations.

Sounds to dangerous to me. Not owning a surf board would put me at a, disadvantage, in fight.

[harrry]

Lets get this right tutsi.....you do work for the soCal Tourist Board don't you?

[kevjohn]

Given the high number of transsexuals in Thailand, I think Thailand could easily win the Transsexual Cricket World Cup.

Any thoughts?

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Would the teams be a mixture of the two genders or would there be a team for each?

[harrry]

Given the high number of transsexuals in Thailand, I think Thailand could easily win the Transsexual Cricket World Cup.

Any thoughts?

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Would the teams be a mixture of the two genders or would there be a team for each?

and who bats and who bowls

[kevjohn]

Given the high number of transsexuals in Thailand, I think Thailand could easily win the Transsexual Cricket World Cup.

Any thoughts?

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Would the teams be a mixture of the two genders or would there be a team for each?

and who bats and who bowls

I can see a lot of questions to be answered here.....

[kevjohn]

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[harrry]

underarm or overhand

[brit1984]

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I am intrigued...

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[harrry]

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Thought it was a bit unlike you....but deleting it?....

[kevjohn]

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Thought it was a bit unlike you....but deleting it?....

Had second thoughts harry.

Don't want any dismissals.

Edited June 22, 2012 by kevjohn

[tutsiwarrior]

nah...the point is that ye need balls to be a surfer in soCal so not a desireable tourist destination...try Saraburi instead...

[harrry]

nah...the point is that ye need balls to be a surfer in soCal so not a desireable tourist destination...try Saraburi instead...

So she is a one of them is she

[kevjohn]

nah...the point is that ye need balls to be a surfer in soCal so not a desireable tourist destination...try Saraburi instead...

So she is a one of them is she

Hey medicine man, this cricket 's affecting me eyes. Can't see a thing in that picture.

Maybe concentrating to much trying to keep me eye on the ball.

Edited June 22, 2012 by kevjohn

[harrry]

nah...the point is that ye need balls to be a surfer in soCal so not a desireable tourist destination...try Saraburi instead...

So she is a one of them is she

Hey medicine man, this cricket 's affecting me eyes. Can't see a thing in that picture.

Maybe concentrating to much trying to keep me eye on the ball.

[harrry]

Actually tutsi disapoints me.....some of those soCal chicks are nice eye candy...not nice to think they have balls.

[harrry]

We will have to make thorough checks when we test them as cheerleaders.

[kevjohn]

nah...the point is that ye need balls to be a surfer in soCal so not a desireable tourist destination...try Saraburi instead...

So she is a one of them is she

Hey medicine man, this cricket 's affecting me eyes. Can't see a thing in that picture.

Maybe concentrating to much trying to keep me eye on the ball.

Blimey Charlie, yah got that set of specs to me pronto.

Can't complain about the service.