Thailand Needs Cricket

[David48]

Very good gentlemen ... ... but you hardly kneed to be told that ...

[David48]

So Mr brit1984 ...

OH ... you have to love the ole' Dart ... rain has stopped play before the first bowling change!

[harrry]

So Mr brit1984 ...

OH ... you have to love the ole' Dart ... rain has stopped play before the first bowling change!

Mad as a hatter

[David48]

Found this way in the back of the Drawer.

Anyone wish to name a few of the originial Team?

[David48]

Found this way in the back of the Drawer.

Anyone wish to name a few of the originial Team?

I'm going with brit1984 on the far right.

and is that BookMan studying the Form Guide?

... or having a wee kip in the front of shot?

[StreetCowboy]

Found this way in the back of the Drawer.

Anyone wish to name a few of the originial Team?

That's surely not our team. What a sad bunch - and look at all those empty knees!

I'm sure that must be the opposition, from the other side of town, the Big Hand Wanderers from Nana

SC

[harrry]

Found this way in the back of the Drawer.

Anyone wish to name a few of the originial Team?

Some people will go to any length to find out the identity of posters won't they.

[brit1984]

Found this way in the back of the Drawer.

Anyone wish to name a few of the originial Team?

Weeeeeeeeeell, everyone put together is me.

Are you really fat or really tall?

Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules

[tutsiwarrior]

Found this way in the back of the Drawer.

Anyone wish to name a few of the originial Team?

they look like a gang of violent hoodlums and that the vicar was held at gunpoint...just look at the guy with the beard...he looks like a jihadist bin Laden associate...

[tutsiwarrior]

Found this way in the back of the Drawer.

Anyone wish to name a few of the originial Team?

they look like a gang of violent hoodlums and that the vicar was held at gunpoint...just look at the guy with the beard...he looks like a jihadist bin Laden associate...

Excuse meeeeeeeeeeee, thats me.

'and now you shall die, jihadist dog, and be forced to eat Big Macs before yer trip to jihadist heaven...' (as tutsi trembles with western rage with a large caliber weapon...)...I always knew them guys with the flannels were a subterfuge...

[David48]

Well the umpire gently knocks the bails off and it’s handshakes all round.

England drew first blood in the first one dayer.

Aggressive play by England gave them 83 in the last 10 overs and decisive in their victory.

With nine wickets down, the task of getting 22 runs off the last 10 balls proved to much for Australia’s unrecognised batsman Doherty and all-rounder Brett Lee.

Rain delays and a 7.50pm late finish.

Scoreboard here.

The 2^nd game will be at the Oval.

[David48]

In good TV Cricket Team style, I have asked the resident artist to interpret the Team Photo and to come up with something which closer represents out Cricketing aspirations for the Thai Visa Cricket (Management) Team.

Now harrry, your protest have been loudly heard and you are not in this portrayal ... happy now

So Thai Visa Cricket (Management) Team .. care to try and identify yourselves now ...

[David48]

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I will claim the bottom left caricature as he has lost his tooth from a Rugby League accident ... similar to my good self.

[tutsiwarrior]

well...I would like some tea and cucumber sandwiches too...as tutsi declares in a small, plaintive and humble voice...

[StreetCowboy]

Found this way in the back of the Drawer.

Anyone wish to name a few of the originial Team?

they look like a gang of violent hoodlums and that the vicar was held at gunpoint...just look at the guy with the beard...he looks like a jihadist bin Laden associate...

Excuse meeeeeeeeeeee, thats me.

'and now you shall die, jihadist dog, and be forced to eat Big Macs before yer trip to jihadist heaven...' (as tutsi trembles with western rage with a large caliber weapon...)...I always knew them guys with the flannels were a subterfuge...

Hawaythereson. Youleavemajihadipalsalone!

[David48]

Hummm ... kevjohn ... what's your excuse?

Absent during yesterdays play ...

[StreetCowboy]

Hummm ... kevjohn ... what's your excuse?

Absent during yesterdays play ...

He was standing in for Australia in their hour of need. Perhaps they could've done with your assistance as well...

SC

TV Cricket

Beeches, not Ashes

[kevjohn]

Hummm ... kevjohn ... what's your excuse?

Absent during yesterdays play ...

He was standing in for Australia in their hour of need. Perhaps they could've done with your assistance as well...

SC

TV Cricket

Beeches, not Ashes

I'm glad some one understands the responsibilities that have been forced upon me......

Not easy when you only have 7 to 8 weeks knowledge of the game......

and this is why I am represented in our team by this gentleman.

Also, my presence, here, may be slowed due to my effort to redeem "face" of our test team......

[StreetCowboy]

Hummm ... kevjohn ... what's your excuse?

Absent during yesterdays play ...

He was standing in for Australia in their hour of need. Perhaps they could've done with your assistance as well...

SC

TV Cricket

Beeches, not Ashes

I'm glad some one understands the responsibilities that have been forced upon me......

Not easy when you only have 7 to 8 weeks knowledge of the game......

and this is why I am represented in our team by this gentleman.

Also, my presence, here, may be slowed due to my effort to redeem "face" of our test team......

'Face' is very important in Western culture; its not so much whether one wins or loses, but whether one can maintain one's dignity on the field.

SC

[kevjohn]

Hummm ... kevjohn ... what's your excuse?

Absent during yesterdays play ...

He was standing in for Australia in their hour of need. Perhaps they could've done with your assistance as well...

SC

TV Cricket

Beeches, not Ashes

I'm glad some one understands the responsibilities that have been forced upon me......

Not easy when you only have 7 to 8 weeks knowledge of the game......

and this is why I am represented in our team by this gentleman.

Also, my presence, here, may be slowed due to my effort to redeem "face" of our test team......

'Face' is very important in Western culture; its not so much whether one wins or loses, but whether one can maintain one's dignity on the field.

SC

Have a point there SC......

Must explain the 2 knee theory to our test team.......

It has helped take the "Thailand Needs Cricket" team to 3695 runs.......

[StreetCowboy]

...

I'm glad some one understands the responsibilities that have been forced upon me......

Not easy when you only have 7 to 8 weeks knowledge of the game......

and this is why I am represented in our team by this gentleman.

Also, my presence, here, may be slowed due to my effort to redeem "face" of our test team......

'Face' is very important in Western culture; its not so much whether one wins or loses, but whether one can maintain one's dignity on the field.

SC

Have a point there SC......

Must explain the 2 knee theory to our test team.......

It has helped take the "Thailand Needs Cricket" team to 3695 runs.......

The essence of dignity is in the straightening of the knee after it has been bent, and those that do not understand it do not deserve the respect of the bended knee, except perhaps up close in the testimonials

TV Cricket

Straight bat, flexible knees

[harrry]

Hummm ... kevjohn ... what's your excuse?

Absent during yesterdays play ...

He was standing in for Australia in their hour of need. Perhaps they could've done with your assistance as well...

SC

TV Cricket

Beeches, not Ashes

I'm glad some one understands the responsibilities that have been forced upon me......

Not easy when you only have 7 to 8 weeks knowledge of the game......

and this is why I am represented in our team by this gentleman.

Also, my presence, here, may be slowed due to my effort to redeem "face" of our test team......

'Face' is very important in Western culture; its not so much whether one wins or loses, but whether one can maintain one's dignity on the field.

SC

THought it was whether you could stand up after the wake or had face in the ground.

[harrry]

He was standing in for Australia in their hour of need. Perhaps they could've done with your assistance as well...

SC

TV Cricket

Beeches, not Ashes

I'm glad some one understands the responsibilities that have been forced upon me......

Not easy when you only have 7 to 8 weeks knowledge of the game......

and this is why I am represented in our team by this gentleman.

Also, my presence, here, may be slowed due to my effort to redeem "face" of our test team......

'Face' is very important in Western culture; its not so much whether one wins or loses, but whether one can maintain one's dignity on the field.

SC

Have a point there SC......

Must explain the 2 knee theory to our test team.......

It has helped take the "Thailand Needs Cricket" team to 3695 runs.......

THe two knees theory is not a theory it is a proven fact.

Two knees provide support for our cheerleaders.....and st op us losing face by falling flat on the ground.

[kevjohn]

I'm glad some one understands the responsibilities that have been forced upon me......

Not easy when you only have 7 to 8 weeks knowledge of the game......

and this is why I am represented in our team by this gentleman.

Also, my presence, here, may be slowed due to my effort to redeem "face" of our test team......

'Face' is very important in Western culture; its not so much whether one wins or loses, but whether one can maintain one's dignity on the field.

SC

Have a point there SC......

Must explain the 2 knee theory to our test team.......

It has helped take the "Thailand Needs Cricket" team to 3695 runs.......

THe two knees theory is not a theory it is a proven fact.

Two knees provide support for our cheerleaders.....and st op us losing face by falling flat on the ground.

I don't have to fall flat on me face to loose "Face". Only have to sit two cheerleaders on me knees.

[harrry]

Have a point there SC......

Must explain the 2 knee theory to our test team.......

It has helped take the "Thailand Needs Cricket" team to 3695 runs.......

THe two knees theory is not a theory it is a proven fact.

Two knees provide support for our cheerleaders.....and st op us losing face by falling flat on the ground.

I don't have to fall flat on me face to loose "Face". Only have to sit two cheerleaders on me knees.

If you sit two cheerleaders on your knee you may risk loosing more than face if The Supreme Umpire at home finds out. Has she been buying any ducks lately?

[David48]

I've looked back the past 300 odd posts or so and I thought that I had posted this lassies' photo application to join the Team.

Thoughts?

[David48]

If harrry needs a 2^nd Cheer Leader to balance his knees, Haley (pictured above) has a younger sister who she says is very intelligent and has a 'lovely personality' ... but I'm not convinced that she would harmonise and integrate with the current squad fully?

Mind you, her choice of colours (Green and Gold) is to be admired ...

[kevjohn]

I've looked back the past 300 odd posts or so and I thought that I had posted this lassies' photo application to join the Team.

Thoughts?

Sorry PM

The Supreme Umpire is looking over my shoulder so have to refrain from posting my thoughts.....

[kevjohn]

Have a point there SC......

Must explain the 2 knee theory to our test team.......

It has helped take the "Thailand Needs Cricket" team to 3695 runs.......

THe two knees theory is not a theory it is a proven fact.

Two knees provide support for our cheerleaders.....and st op us losing face by falling flat on the ground.

I don't have to fall flat on me face to loose "Face". Only have to sit two cheerleaders on me knees.

If you sit two cheerleaders on your knee you may risk loosing more than face if The Supreme Umpire at home finds out. Has she been buying any ducks lately?

No ducks. But see told me that if I'm not careful then see will buy me two new legs, with knees attached, to replace the two that have worn out.

[David48]

I've looked back the past 300 odd posts or so and I thought that I had posted this lassies' photo application to join the Team.

Thoughts?

Sorry PM

The Supreme Umpire is looking over my shoulder so have to refrain from posting my thoughts.....

Well if ... Haley upsets 'She who must be obeyed'

What does your Umpire think of ...

To my Umpires ... the 2nd photo appears as part of a catalogue for a Konica Minolta product ... thus deemed acceptable ...