"Verboten" Stickers In A Taxi

[BigJohnnyBKK]

Any ideas on the meaning of the leftmost one?

No guns, fair enough, dogs booze smoking and of course durian completely understandable

#3 I figure no sex, OK can see that too, although can probably waive that for a reasonable tip if you're really stuck in traffic and there's no ST place nearby, but <deleted> is that first one?

I'm thinking may no "kuman thong" or other such spirit/demon/ghost whatever you want to call them. . .

[orchis]

no buffalo (kwai = stupid people).

[DP25]

Looks like a buffalo

[BigJohnnyBKK]

Ah thanks for clearing that up, "no idiots". Of course the rules don't apply for the driver, only passengers. So since that was so quick, a random diversion:

Buffalo Theory

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, much like the brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.

The slowest buffalo are the sick and weak so they die off first, making it possible for the herd to move at a faster pace. Like the buffalo, the weak, slow brain cells are the ones that are killed off by excessive beer drinking and mongering, making the brain operate faster.

The moral of the story: Drink more beer, it will make you smarter.

[MaxwellsDemon]

Buffalo Theory

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, much like the brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.

The slowest buffalo are the sick and weak so they die off first, making it possible for the herd to move at a faster pace. Like the buffalo, the weak, slow brain cells are the ones that are killed off by excessive beer drinking and mongering, making the brain operate faster.

The moral of the story: Drink more beer, it will make you smarter.

I got confused and couldn't be arsed to re-read it, because I like the ending.

[DP25]

Ah thanks for clearing that up, "no idiots". Of course the rules don't apply for the driver, only passengers. So since that was so quick, a random diversion:

Buffalo Theory

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, much like the brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.

The slowest buffalo are the sick and weak so they die off first, making it possible for the herd to move at a faster pace. Like the buffalo, the weak, slow brain cells are the ones that are killed off by excessive beer drinking and mongering, making the brain operate faster.

The moral of the story: Drink more beer, it will make you smarter.

Was this entire thread made simply so you'd have an excuse to post the buffalo joke?

[BigJohnnyBKK]

Was this entire thread made simply so you'd have an excuse to post the buffalo joke?

Nope I felt so lame once I realized the answer to my OP that I did a quick google for something I figured would appeal to some of those that would be most likely to slag me. 8-)

[maxme]

Ah thanks for clearing that up, "no idiots". Of course the rules don't apply for the driver, only passengers. So since that was so quick, a random diversion:

Buffalo Theory

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, much like the brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.

The slowest buffalo are the sick and weak so they die off first, making it possible for the herd to move at a faster pace. Like the buffalo, the weak, slow brain cells are the ones that are killed off by excessive beer drinking and mongering, making the brain operate faster.

The moral of the story: Drink more beer, it will make you smarter.

Was this entire thread made simply so you'd have an excuse to post the buffalo joke?

What's wrong with buffalo jokes? Works here...

[MaxwellsDemon]

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

[7by7]

^^^^^

Been listening to Drivetime on BBC Radio 2? Last Thursday I think it was!

[BigJohnnyBKK]

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

In my CELTA training they used this as a demo grammar lesson - as an example of something NOT to bring up before a non-native audience 8-)

My head hurts trying to go back and decipher the semantics of it, don't think I'll bother, hard to believe it's a grammatically correct sentence.

[MaxwellsDemon]

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

In my CELTA training they used this as a demo grammar lesson - as an example of something NOT to bring up before a non-native audience 8-)

My head hurts trying to go back and decipher the semantics of it, don't think I'll bother, hard to believe it's a grammatically correct sentence.

Once you understand it it's not hard to remember how many times you need to say Buffalo.

Much easier than trying to figure out "mai mai mai mai mai?" (you know)

[bendejo]

"Don't have a cow"

Another Bart Simpson prank.

[scorecard]

Seems like a few folks have little to do with their time.

[BigJohnnyBKK]

Seems like a few folks have little to do with their time.

I think that's safe to say about most of what you find on the intertubes.

http://www.metafilter.com/113710/The-Important-One-Is-Mauve

http://www.geekologie.com/2012/05/honk-and-ill-kill-you-train-horn-attache.php

http://murkavenue.tumblr.com/post/16553509655/i-found-ice-cubes-good-day

http://jonnys53.blogspot.com/2007/06/what-you-may-or-may-not-have-seen.html

http://www.ingsoc.com/waters/info/oz.html

http://www.uspapermoney.info/uhoh.html

[BigJohnnyBKK]

Seems like a few folks have little to do with their time.

And a few more

[BigJohnnyBKK]

Seems like a few folks have little to do with their time.

And just to show I'm totally nuts:

No I didn't just go out and find them, I've got a bookmarks folder called "people with too much time on their hands" 8-)